The Mark of the Beast

[SirGalahadthePure]

One night while flicking channels I caught a Pat Robertson Show. I was extremely bored so I figured what the hell.

These were some of the things I heard:

1) The magnetic bar codes on credit cards have 666 in them.

2) That the world finance computers in I think France has the root numbers
of 666

I was always taught in church that come the end of days we will have to take the mark of the beast to be able to live, buy food ,ect ect.

It does seem that hard currency is slowly fizzeling away for many. I keep a few buck in my pocket for waitress tips and such but usually pay with a credit card. I think eventully everybody will just be using their mac/credit cards.

So is this Satans way of ensnaring us unwittingly? Have I doomed myself to eternal torment unknowingly?

Another question is where does the 666 come from? I cannot seem to locate this number in my bible.

Has Satan truly instigated the biggest conspiracy since the JFK assissnation?

 

[DevilishTexan]

One night while flicking channels I caught a Pat Robertson Show. I was extremely bored so I figured what the hell.

These were some of the things I heard:

1) The magnetic bar codes on credit cards have 666 in them.

2) That the world finance computers in I think France has the root numbers
of 666

I was always taught in church that come the end of days we will have to take the mark of the beast to be able to live, buy food ,ect ect.

It does seem that hard currency is slowly fizzeling away for many. I keep a few buck in my pocket for waitress tips and such but usually pay with a credit card. I think eventully everybody will just be using their mac/credit cards.

So is this Satans way of ensnaring us unwittingly? Have I doomed myself to eternal torment unkowingly?

Another question is where does the 666 come from? I cannot seem to locate this number in my bible.

Has Satan truly instigated the biggest conspiracy since the JFK assissnation?

666 is in Revelations. Its there. I've read the New Testament twice.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

When we evolve past the philosophy of chicken bones and tea-leaves?

 

[luxey313]

6-6-6 Number of the motherfucking beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is listed in the Book of Revelations, which is so open to interpretation, it is sick.
Original is the numerical representation of the Roman emperor, Nero:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast

 

[Wok]

One night while flicking channels I caught a Pat Robertson Show. I was extremely bored so I figured what the hell.

These were some of the things I heard:

1) The magnetic bar codes on credit cards have 666 in them.

2) That the world finance computers in I think France has the root numbers
of 666

I was always taught in church that come the end of days we will have to take the mark of the beast to be able to live, buy food ,ect ect.

It does seem that hard currency is slowly fizzeling away for many. I keep a few buck in my pocket for waitress tips and such but usually pay with a credit card. I think eventully everybody will just be using their mac/credit cards.

So is this Satans way of ensnaring us unwittingly? Have I doomed myself to eternal torment unknowingly?

Another question is where does the 666 come from? I cannot seem to locate this number in my bible.

Has Satan truly instigated the biggest conspiracy since the JFK assissnation?

There is a lot of speculation regarding the mark of the beast

"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666" (Rev. 13:16-18)

when I was in the JW's ages and ages ago, they talked about end times and placing dates. Which none have come true of course.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Counting dancing Angels on the heads of pins is what humans used to do before Dungeons and Dragons. There is no Beast. There is no mark. Spending more than five minutes divining the truth behind the passages in Revelations is five minutes you could have spent planting corn or learning Italian.

 

[SirGalahadthePure]

Counting dancing Angels on the heads of pins is what humans used to do before Dungeons and Dragons. There is no Beast. There is no mark. Spending more than five minutes divining the truth behind the passages in Revelations is five minutes you could have spent planting corn or learning Italian.

They say Satans greatest trick is making you believe he does not exist.

 

[Wok]

They say Satans greatest trick is making you believe he does not exist.

Of course. It keeps the people in line.

 

[Nostalgy_Prince]

They say Satans greatest trick is making you believe he does not exist.

And God's greatest con is making you believe he does exist

 

[Sean]

They say Satans greatest trick is making you believe he does not exist.

The only people that say that are morons. Oh, sorry...

 

[nitro1364]

They say Satans greatest trick is making you believe he does not exist.

i thought it was a 1 and a half with a full twist...where have i been?

 

[SirGalahadthePure]

The only people that say that are morons. Oh, sorry...

Now no getting nasty with me. We may very well end up sharing a room in hell so let us not start off on the wrong foot.

 

[Wok]

Now no getting nasty with me. We may very well end up sharing a room in hell so let us not start off on the wrong foot.

Maybe purgatory?

Maybe coming back as a rat?

Who knows.

 

[SirGalahadthePure]

Maybe purgatory?

Maybe coming back as a rat?

Who knows.

I hope I come back as 1hotfucks bicycle seat.

 

[Wok]

I hope I come back as 1hotfucks bicycle seat.

There you go.

 

[Sean]

Now no getting nasty with me. We may very well end up sharing a room in hell so let us not start off on the wrong foot.

If I thought there was any chance of that, I'd become a monk tomorrow.

 

[plasticman33]

I'd plant some corn, but fall is approaching rapidly so it would never mature. Guess I'll take up Italian.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

They say Satans greatest trick is making you believe he does not exist.

They also say "God bless" you after you sneeze to keep demons from entering your body, and that butter is good for burns. They are idiots.

 

[plasticman33]

6-6-6 Number of the motherfucking beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya think? I don't know, but 69 is devine!

 

[SirGalahadthePure]

I'm just making arguement not necessarily stating my beliefs. However I have a feeling at some point we are all gonna be sitting in a lake of fire wondering when Hell is gonna get central air.

 

[nitro1364]

hell doesn't have central air...holy shit