Mav Unlimited
Literotica Guru
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- Jul 25, 2002
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Ummmm.He gets to make his princess happy?
*laughs and pats his lap*
C'mere you adorable little devil.
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Ummmm.He gets to make his princess happy?
I'll drink to that. Cheers!![]()
*rolls her eyes* Yeah, yeah... you both have one. We all do. You men just relate to yours more.
Asshole or Essence?
...
Wait...
...never mind I asked.
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute."
Moral of the story: Man has to pay either way.

There's always truth in the moral of a story, right?![]()

hands her his credit card
You needed to buy shoes, didn't you, darling?![]()
I simply adore you. 
Slipping in to say a quick hello.

Slipping in to say a quick hello.
Hey dork. I'm glad you stopped by. Hope you're having a great week, sweetie.
*hugs*
Hi Sunshine. Glad you stopped in. Hope life is treating you well.![]()

Hi DarkWarrioress! Nice to meet you, finally.
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Cait, please.Nice to finally meet you too.
Cait.......Okay.![]()

She likes it when you call her "Cutie."
Ducks out very quickly.
Cait, please.Nice to finally meet you too.

*a plate flies out of the cosmos, straight at Noon*