The Manifesto

[naudiz]

Okay, sunstruck. You have to help me out with this. Keep in mind, Litsters, that this is just a rough draft. When we're ready to make our move, it'll be a lot more sinister.

My following list of demands:

* I want David Sylvian delivered to my Fortress of Evil (address pending).

* I want to be referred to as Dread Mistress.

* I want a Fortess of Evil (address pending).

* Bring me the heads of N'Sync.

* Minions. Lots of minions.


People I will crush, likely just for fun:

* Sillyman, whom I will toy with as a cat toys with a catnip mouse.

* patient1, whom I will crush last.

* AzureAngel, whom I will not crush so much as molest most fervently.


More to come. I'm still on my first cuppa, here.

 

[Marxist]

I think you've been in the basement too long. Come up. Breath air. Throw away the dice. Thanks.

 

[Dillinger]

Wouldn't you prefer Sylvain Sylvain of the New York Dolls?

 

[naudiz]

Note to self: crush Marxist.

I don't know, Dilly. Sylvian's voice makes me about eight billion kinds of horny. It's all about the horny.

 

[Marxist]

Note to self: crush Marxist.

I already rolled. It came up snakeyes. I think that means I get $200, pass go, and a team of flying monkeys will soon arrive to whip your ass with a telephone cord.

I'm officially a gamer now.

 

[sunstruck]

1. I want Heathe Ledger to blow bubbles in my general direction wearing only a small bath towel

2. There will be a shrine to me in every town at which all Britney Spears CD's will be burned daily.

3. I want a really cool evil car. Like the anti batmobile.

4. The penalty for wearing your pants with the waist below your hips and showing me your boxers - is death by disembowlement.


People I want to crush for fun:

Anyone who introduces themselves here with a body part. ie: My name is Tiffany and these are my tits.

 

[patient1]

Resistance is futile, Marxist.
Everybody knows that nothing but their own arrogance can stop an evil overlord, & Naudiz is really shy & insecure.

Surrender now.That's what I did, & that's how I negotiated the terms of my demise. I'm to be crushed beneath & between the flesh of Dread Mistress & female leiutenants of her Legion of Doom . Pagan cowgirl & Rambling Rose have been practicing on me.

 

[Calamity Jane]

* patient1, whom I will crush last.

Ok, while he's waiting to be crushed, can I molest him most fervently?

 

[Dillinger]

Anyone who introduces themselves here with a body part. ie: My name is Tiffany and these are my tits. [/B]

Hi. Have you seen my COCK?

 

[naudiz]

Is it a straight phone cord or one of those curly ones?

See, patient1, keep this up and you could be a minion. I'm a shy and insecure evil mastermind. Sensitive. Damn, if I keep listening to Sylvian I'm going to have to take the afternoon off for some 'me' time. *cough*

 

[sunstruck]

Hi. Have you seen my COCK?

Yes, and I have decided to use it as our mascott. You will find your cage and colar next to our thrones of evil power.

 

[naudiz]

Re: Re: The Manifesto

Ok, while he's waiting to be crushed, can I molest him most fervently?

Yes. I believe in positive reinforcement.

 

[Dillinger]

The New York Dolls don't make you horny?

Bad Girl MP3 - http://www.roir-usa.com/tracks/NY_Dolls/NY_Dolls-Bad_Girl.mp3

http://www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/newyorkdollspromo.jpg

 

[patient1]

Is it a straight phone cord or one of those curly ones?

See, patient1, keep this up and you could be a minion. I'm a shy and insecure evil mastermind. Sensitive. Damn, if I keep listening to Sylvian I'm going to have to take the afternoon off for some 'me' time. *cough*

I don't want to do your evil bidding Dread Mistress, I just want to spend the rest of my life burried under some ample ass. Marxist does, too, if he knows what's good for him.

 

[sunstruck]

I would also give Laurel power over all petty squabbles in our evil realm. If she can handle this place she can handle anything.

 

[Marxist]

I don't want to do your evil bidding Dread Mistress, I just want to spend the rest of my life burried under some ample ass. Marxist does, too, if he knows what's good for him.

Ample ass? Who's got ample ass?

 

[naudiz]

I do. My ass deserves its own zip code.

Dillinger, I think I have a new theme song.

 

[sunstruck]

Marxist has chosen death by Bootay. Summon Mistress Duck.

 

[sunstruck]

I do. My ass deserves its own zip code.

Dillinger, I think I have a new theme song.

That reminds me! We need and Evil Anthem.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I do. My ass deserves its own zip code.

I think all minions of the female variety should have ample asses.

 

[Marxist]

Marxist has chosen death by Bootay. Summon Mistress Duck.

I always knew she would be my undoing. Big ass, bring it on!

 

[naudiz]

I'd say we'll make Sylvian perform it, but I'd never get any work done. No, I think we'll keep him safely tucked in my bedroom (of doom). Do you have any ideas? Are we going to go for something stirring and inspiring, retro, 80s, futuristic?

 

[sunstruck]

Sounds like a start. Summon minion Rhys, our evil realm bard.
I left him in the pudding vat yesterday, he should be nice and supple.

 

[naudiz]

A filk anthem? Good lord, sunstruck. That's diabolical. I tip my hat to you, madam.

 

[sunstruck]

A filk anthem? Good lord, sunstruck. That's diabolical. I tip my hat to you, madam.

you're evil hat right?