The Man With No Pants

[sirhugs]

you know that recurring nightmare of being stuck somewhere ( work, school, etc) without pants?

there must be a Lit story in it somehow.

 

[thegibe]

You're title reminded me of the Aquabats song "The Cat with Two Heads."

*Edges slowly away*

 

[BedtimeStories]

More bestiality stories? lol J/K

 

[sirhugs]

More bestiality stories? lol J/K

funny I almost said the same thing...

 

[BedtimeStories]

I guess I'm getting inside your head.


On a side note, got a lot of details to the "pregnant neighbor" in my mind, and about three paragraphs written. lol

 

[sirhugs]

I guess I'm getting inside your head.


On a side note, got a lot of details to the "pregnant neighbor" in my mind, and about three paragraphs written. lol

which head?

and feel free to discuss your progres/plot choices in the prenant neighbour thread

gawd, I AM such a slut for more posts......

any ideas about the pantless wonder?

 

[BedtimeStories]

Which head? Does "mini me" have a mind of his own? lol


The pantless wonder...? Hmmmm... I'll have to think on that one, Post Whore.

 

[JRaven]

Man wakes up with a killer head ache. Vaguely remembers that he was mugged. Looks around, sees that he's in an alley. It's morning and he sees people walking past on the street the alley connects to. On shaky legs, he walks to the street. Only when people start stariing at him does he realize that they didn't just take his wallet.

Pretty young thing feels sorry for the guy and offers him her jacket...

 

[sirhugs]

Man wakes up with a killer head ache. Vaguely remembers that he was mugged. Looks around, sees that he's in an alley. It's morning and he sees people walking past on the street the alley connects to. On shaky legs, he walks to the street. Only when people start stariing at him does he realize that they didn't just take his wallet.

Pretty young thing feels sorry for the guy and offers him her jacket...

why not share her pants?

 

[sirhugs]

Absent minded professor one day forgets to wear a jacket to class.
Next class remembers jacket, forgets tie. Next remembers tie, Forgets his shirt. Next forgets his pants.

The vixen in the front row who sits legs wide open hoping for a grade bump notices how well hung he is and stays after class....

Gender of prof could be female instead....

 

[JRaven]

why not share her pants?

Because then she wouldn't have pants. I was thinking of him tying her jacket around his waist. But instead, maybe she offers him her skirt, knowing that she still has a slip on under the skirt. She takes him to the little antique shop where she works and...

 

[sirhugs]

Because then she wouldn't have pants. I was thinking of him tying her jacket around his waist. But instead, maybe she offers him her skirt, knowing that she still has a slip on under the skirt. She takes him to the little antique shop where she works and...

if this is a mature tale, she could get some mature tail.....