IhateClowns
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Wanted to make a thread where boys could be boys. Where we could ogle women, drink beer, and make fun of one another.
So all I am asking for is if you want to join the man cave you must provide something to be in it first.
My contribution:
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx222/stilts34/6bcece13.jpg
This is for guys who just want to be guys. We don't need to hear sappy bullshit. We want to smoke cigars watch the game and if possible put dollars in strippers g-strings.
So fellas what's new today? My banker is so hot. There is jut something about a blouse that is unbuttoned one too many. Drives me nuts.
If you have a vagina between your legs then:
FEMALE ADMITTANCE APPLICATION
1). What is your name?_____________
2). What position are you applying for?______________
3). What makes you the best person for the position?____________
4). What are your measurements?____________
5). Show your tits
I ___________, understand that to be admitted inside the doors of the man cave, I must first submit an application and a picture. Furthermore I will never speak unless spoken to. I will never enter on a heavy flow day. I will never BMW (bitch, moan, whine) about anything female, daddy, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or anything else female related. I also understand that I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.
Sign:___________________ Date:__________________
So all I am asking for is if you want to join the man cave you must provide something to be in it first.
My contribution:
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx222/stilts34/6bcece13.jpg
This is for guys who just want to be guys. We don't need to hear sappy bullshit. We want to smoke cigars watch the game and if possible put dollars in strippers g-strings.
So fellas what's new today? My banker is so hot. There is jut something about a blouse that is unbuttoned one too many. Drives me nuts.
If you have a vagina between your legs then:
FEMALE ADMITTANCE APPLICATION
1). What is your name?_____________
2). What position are you applying for?______________
3). What makes you the best person for the position?____________
4). What are your measurements?____________
5). Show your tits
I ___________, understand that to be admitted inside the doors of the man cave, I must first submit an application and a picture. Furthermore I will never speak unless spoken to. I will never enter on a heavy flow day. I will never BMW (bitch, moan, whine) about anything female, daddy, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or anything else female related. I also understand that I will be constantly judged, pinched and ass slapped by said members at their own leisure. I agree that this is a sanctuary for the men to get away from the everyday rhetoric of "Hi honey guess what happened today". "Not tonight honey I have a headache". "Damn Aunt Flow is back again can you pick me up some Midol and a carton of Hagen Daz". "Do I look fat in this". Etc etc etc.
Sign:___________________ Date:__________________
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