The Mail-in Note

[AceDesSpades]

Good morning LITsters, or for some of you I wish you good mourning, it has been a tough week, but we’ve survived, gotten over it and now, we’ll get past it. For our sake, individually and in the aggregate.

Now, to the weeks ahead, I see it as an excellent time for the ruthless, ambitious and opportunistic to clean house. I see both parties going through similar, parallel, purges/purifications. Now, I just wish the Libertarians were just a touch more ruthless and ambitious for they have an opportunity.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Brazília.

Encase DC as a monument; tourist attraction and move the whole shooting match to central Montana, build no roads, only airports, screen all incoming, keep them in isolation in a brand-new capitol.

Anyone dedicated enough to want to move from DC to Montana, should be screened out.

Conscript from your district.

 

[AceDesSpades]

This is not a nation of nationality/religion/race.
This is not a nation of “immigrants.”
This is a nation of ideas.
The first one.
Me/mine.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Three posts in a row???


Obviously, ur triggered.


You're/your, too

 

[Wat_Tyler]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"

Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."

 

[ll74]

Why would libertarians purge anything? They've got such amazing candidates every election cycle.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-21-2016/ejSAqG.gif

 

[AceDesSpades]

Three posts in a row???


Obviously, ur triggered.


You're/your, too

It was the coffee.

Folger's™ [African-American] Silk

 

[AceDesSpades]

Why would libertarians purge anything? They've got such amazing candidates every election cycle.

Less to offer and more of it!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It was the coffee.

Folger's™ [African-American] Silk

Maxwell House has some silk crap, too. Wally's quit carrying the variety I drink, so I may have to go postal on them.


You know, hate mail.


I can't text them . . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

They have all these varieties and I just drink coffee. Once you adapt to Lifer's Juice, you can drink ANYTHING!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I drink it all. When I'm buyin', I tend to migrate to what I prefer.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Except in the freaking south when they assume, because of the way you look, that you'll be wantin' the chicory...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat's not (wantin' no chicory).

 

[LLCox]

Wat's not (wantin' no chicory).

I also wonder why anyone likes Drunkin' Donuts coffee. Gawd that stuff is awful.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I also wonder why anyone likes Drunkin' Donuts coffee. Gawd that stuff is awful.

I'll pass on Starbuck's. I'll drink Drunkin's if it's what's there. I like Wawa. Sheetz is okay, too. I prefer mine mostest of all.

 

[AceDesSpades]

I'm Jewish on coffee

Hebrew his own

~~rimshot~~