the luck of the irish (in honor of st patty's day)

[intriguess]

"Curses," I shouted as I felt two large manly hands capture me. I waited until he opened them and saw his jaw drop. For I was a female leprechaun, five inches tall, full figured and wearing nothing but a hat and boots. Of course I had green nipples and a shamrock birthmark on my ass, and I knew I looked damn sexy.

"Well what would ye be wanting?" I asked wondering how long it would take him to use his three wishes.