the Lost Realm of Anderia

[hotassbitch12002]

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[hotassbitch12002]

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[hotassbitch12002]

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[Savoredsting]

Hyrum Ironhammer

Race: Dwarf
Class: paladin
bio: Hyrum was before the war a powerful and successful Paladin going through out the kingdom. he was known as Goblin Thumper. He often would go int to the mining communities to look for the notorious humaniod vermin and clean them out by him self. During the Orc Wars he was often found in the thickest of the front his hammer or axe swinging, cleaving threw Orc, goblin, troll and gaint alike. He was a one man army. Since the war ended the veteran now sporting a lovely facial scar, was still cleaning up pockets of Orc and goblins as well as fighting a few powerful creatures and monsters.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

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[Savoredsting]

Hyrum was enjoying his downtime. He had slain a forest drake for this village. he was eating a good portion of roasted goat, spiced potatoes and atleast three tankards of ale. he was surrounded by several women a couple of gnomes, a dwarf several humans and a couple of elves. his hammer sat next to him as he ate and listened to the minstrel on the stage.

"So there I was out on the Plains of Ferrot, The Horde its disgusting faces looking at me ready to kill me and pick me ones clean. So when the horns sounded i charged with my brothern, there shield wall at my back as I met the powerful Orcish Blademaster know as Hon Ghul. He was know as The Sword of the Horde.... By the Ancestors he was a tough buggar. Hammer and sword struck sending sparks as the ranks fought about us.... Oh was it a great fight, I took his blade right here."He traces the scar on his right side its furrow deep from just above his eye from to right above his lip."I though responded like any dance partner in kind...thus good ol Goblin Thumper caved in that Orcs face, An improvement in my opinion, and than went in to get at the other foes in there"

He than continues to eat on his food as he enjoys the company of the fawning woman about him. Whats wrong with a fan or two.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

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[Savoredsting]

Hyrum looks and smiles his big wide smile as he stands up and shakes some of the women loose. He gripped his hammer and swung it on his back as he walks over , his arms out.

"Son of a troll is that who I think it is?" he says laughing" Lyllith , How has it been lass" he says as he comes over and gives you a big hug and the other women pouted and left.

"Did you come because of the Forest Drake, cause if ye did i slew it for ye" he says as he pulls away from you and gestures to his table. "Sit,Sit I have plenty of food and drink, and the Minstrel is a decent, Not as well as that human lad that died at Osterwik, but decent"

He walks over and pulls out a chair for you and than goes to sit in front of his plate his lady admirers going back to what they were doing he had his helmet off and set his famed warhammer 'Goblin Thumper' next to him the head on the floor as he smiles.

"Its great to see you lass it really is"he says as he eats more of the roast goat and than takes a sip of ale.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

his head only goes up to her chest plate. so she bent down to greet him with a hug. she follows him back to his seat.

"No.... i was just on my way back from patrol. i heard of the forest drake, but word got around that a couple of men went to dispose of it. i didnt know you were among them."

i rest my broad sword against the table next to me, just as one of the ladies from before pours me a cup of ale, minus the attention she was giving you. unphased, i took a sip.

"its great to see you as well, my friend. besides drake slaying, what have you been up to these days?"

 

[Savoredsting]

"Much what I did before the war, slaying beasts cleaning out goblin warrens, felling Giants" he says as he drinks some ale.

"What have you been up to Lass i heard ye were a big shot in the army now" he says as he laughs and than looks about.

"And what of you and that human you were all chummy with during the war... Did the lad end up tame'n the Wild Lyllith" he say smiling at you.

"Cause I remember a few soldiers about dieing from blue balls with you about" he said laughing a bit.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

i silently chuckle from behind my mug.

"yes, i work the front lines now for the alliance. patrolling the gates for any threat."

putting my mug down, i smile to myself.

"aye. im still with him. he was given the the mission of of recruitment. numbers have still been low. hopefully he will return soon though. im getting rather bored turning the other cheek, to the other suitors."

taking another sip.

"but, im still flattered. and i see you are keeping busy."

i say gesturing to the group of ladies spying over at us.

 

[Savoredsting]

"Bah, just a passing fancy, I like me a good woman who knows how to fight" he takes a drink and than laughs "Don't get me wrong i love me a good wench or two, but in the long run ye want a woman who can draw her blade and squewer an orc while ye break some giants femur" he says as he remebers the battle he fought beside you.

"Like we did in Estoc, against those damned orcs that had swarmed our position. we sure piled up those scum!" he says as he laughs.


"As for recruitment, ye ain't thinkin' o me are ye lass?" he says looking at you with a puzzled look.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

"ah.... yes. those were good times."

i said raising a glass to you.

"and dont worry, im not tasked with recruitment. your name did come up, but i believe the unanimous terms that became synonymous with our name was 'volatile' and 'hates taking orders'. so i believe you are off the hook." i say with a smile.

getting a refill from another wench, i started tossing back another

 

[Savoredsting]

"Ah that hurts lass it does" he says with a straight face than laughs.

" I do though need past ye wall lass" he says with a wry smile.
"Got me a dragon to find an kill on behalf of Thane Stonebeard, he seeks his families ancient staff of rulership ye interested, could be more fun than recuitin from the Alliance.I got papers for ya if interested" he says shoveling some potatoes in his mouth.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

looking over the papers, she felt the excitement she hasnt felt in a long time. but she knew her orders. and she also knew he would be returning soon, and expecting to see her.

"it sounds like glorious fun.... but i shouldnt..."

she said sullenly

 

[Savoredsting]

"OH Mr. Whats his nuts doesn't sound like much fun any more girly"he says finishing a mug of ale and picking up another.

"I know you are doing good work on the Wall lass, guardin the realm and all, but its not the work ye were cut out for, how bout ye come with me, I know your gut, heart and lions are in for a good tumble with a dragon....Just need that fat pick of his out your ear so your brain can get along with the rest of ya" he says as he follows it up with a mouth ful of potatoes and a drink of ale.

"SO what do ya say, Come slay a dragon, and help the realm or just go on recruiting and standing watch for vermin? Its your choice lass" he says smiling as he downs his ale and pops up to his feet.

"I got to go pick me up a few Spears and my crossbow, if you need me i'll be at the smith" he says putting the helm on his head and smiling " But its been good to see ya again lass"

 

[hotassbitch12002]

shortly after, he finished his meal and gets escorted out by s couple of the wenches, while she sits and ponders his proposition over another brew.

shortly after as he finishes his buisness at the blacksmith, he emerges from the shop and sees her, strapped with her sword.

"So.... when do we ride?" she asks with a grin

 

[Savoredsting]

" Nice t see ya change yet mind lass" he says grinning as he slips his pack with a couple of spears and his crossbow hanging from his hip in a holster.

" as for riden' out I'm gettin' ready t leave now lass, just got t get Badger, me mount" he says smiling walking up the path to the stable.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

"i left a note at home, saying i have a change in mission. never though i would be the type to leave notes..." she gives a half smile.

she stradles her horse.

"so, lets pick up the pace old man. i want to ride." she says jokingly

 

[Savoredsting]

" Oh I have half a mind to pull you from that thing and spank you girl" as he says getting out the odd creature that looks like a pony sized badger and smiles as he gets atop it. he places his helmet on his head and looks at you.

"I knew you couldn't stay a good little officer under that prick you call a boyfriend before your sense of adventure, and the thrill of battle would tare you away from softly" he says as hs badger thing began to move down the path towards the area of the main gate.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

she smirks.
"you know me too well." as she gallops beside him. "he's not that bad for a human. he can sure hold his own in a battle. thats respectable."

we pass the gates, and head out into the open world. her body sways beneath her armor as they trot along the path. her cleavage bounces beneath her chest plate with each step. but its something shes been used to for years, so she no longer notices anymore

"so where are we headed, my friend? where is the future death place of this dangerous dragon? and who else will join us?"

 

[Savoredsting]

" I do, know you remember, I fought beside ya alot in the end" he says chuckling as he leads you north along the road.

" Frost Reaver lives in the Icerims. A small frontier mining town ot Koth exists, lot of rough and tumble types, you'll love it, good ale too, and a unique fish dish called the Thosqauy" he looks around and laughs.

" Right now just us, but if any one happened to want to slay an ice dragon the are welcome to come.test there meddle!" he says as feel your self tilting down a hill.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

they talked and rode, just before reaching another town just before sundown. several of the towns folk eyed them as they rode through. many of them stared in fear of the dwarf and his mighty hammer, and others watched in awe at the elf's beauty and grace. but both seemed unphased, as they were use to the attention

"shall we continue on, get as far as we can before it gets dark and camp out, or just stop here for the evening?"

 

[Savoredsting]

He laughs and looks at the town and smiles as he laughs. as he than pulls towards the tavern.

"We should stop, i need me some ale or I will have to commit a dire dwarven sin....and drink water,Bleh" he shakes and than gets his badger to go faster.

"Come one Lyllith lets get some food"He says as he laughs.

 

[hotassbitch12002]

she chuckled as she kicked her steed to pull up next to him. they approached the tavern, and dismounted. this gruff dwarf, stomped into the building as his tall, elf companion swayed next to him.

they both settled at a table in the back, and ordered two large ales, and he continued on for the next 5 to 10 minutes ordering food....

"it looks like your appetite for food hasn't wavered." she chuckled