THE LITTIES 2020 - Cast Your Votes!

[IhateClowns]

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I feel like there's some last minute campaigning for Troll of the Year afoot...

And this is a silly, fun thing. The vast majority of feedback has been positive. But there's never full agreement on anything and that's okay. I enjoy hearing dissenting viewpoints, but I dislike when it devolves into name calling.

Now devolving into dick pics or boobie pics... that I like.

I apologized for an honest mistake. I do not remember making any comment last year. I shouldn’t have kept those categories. Doesn’t matter because I’m a fucking idiot or something like that. Would have saved a lot of this BS. It doesn’t matter that there was a whole thread dedicated to changing the categories and adding new ones. I didn’t nominate that Chris dude for anything. I don’t know him by Chris farm nor Chris Michael. I don’t know who he is. Nor do I care. Multiple people nominated him among other people. He wants to call me names and everyone else so be it.

He has a point. I agreed with it. End of story. Let’s move on.

 

[AveryElle]

Me. It's pointless and boring, and discourages interesting and sensible people from posting interesting and sensible things.

Yes, I know.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm just so sick of all these people talking about what they're going to wear. If you don't come completely nude then what the hell are we doing this for?!!!

Well, damn. That is really hurtful. If there is no wardrobe, there is no wardrobe malfunction, but worse, if there is no wardrobe, there is no reason for me to buy some new oh so classy fishnet and lycra dress or pleather plunging chemise or sequin and lace babydoll or those velvet crotchless panties. Why would you be so cruel, not only to my little excited for new clothing heart, but to that woman who manufactures my whatever, the man who packs it, and oh my god, Ernesto my delivery man? If you can't think about me wanting a reason to buy those velvet crotchless panties, and least think about poor Ernesto before dashing hopes of accessorizing for events. Don't make Ernesto sad. I like Ernesto.

(yeah, sorry not interesting or sensible. not my forte)

 

[Suz_anne]

For the love of god and everything good - someone post a dick pic or boobies! Stat, pronto, andale!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

For the love of god and everything good - someone post a dick pic or boobies! Stat, pronto, andale!

yes, dicks please. I fully support dicks.

 

[IhateClowns]

Actually, this is pretty spot on and made me laugh. Loudly.
Except for the “r” word.

Agreed. He made a valid point. Now as a father to a child recently diagnosed in the autism spectrum the r word hits a nerve. I’m in the medical field. I deal with patients who are all special in their own ways. To each their own though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, damn. That is really hurtful. If there is no wardrobe, there is no wardrobe malfunction, but worse, if there is no wardrobe, there is no reason for me to buy some new oh so classy fishnet and lycra dress or pleather plunging chemise or sequin and lace babydoll or those velvet crotchless panties. Why would you be so cruel, not only to my little excited for new clothing heart, but to that woman who manufactures my whatever, the man who packs it, and oh my god, Ernesto my delivery man? If you can't think about me wanting a reason to buy those velvet crotchless panties, and least think about poor Ernesto before dashing hopes of accessorizing for events. Don't make Ernesto sad. I like Ernesto.

(yeah, sorry not interesting or sensible. not my forte)

In the interest of compromise, let’s all agree to wear whatever we want to the awards as long as we also agree that a catastrophic wardrobe malfunction will result in everyone being nude by the end.
Agreed?

 

[IhateClowns]

For the love of god and everything good - someone post a dick pic or boobies! Stat, pronto, andale!

I am done promise

 

[AveryElle]

The male dress code isn’t assless chaps only? Well damn. I gave a lot of people bad gauge

 

[IhateClowns]

The male dress code isn’t assless chaps only? Well damn. I gave a lot of people bad gauge

I bought edible crotchless ones. I am hoping Miles will be hungry while I am on stage.

 

[hotwords229_A]

hotwords who???? Never heard of him....

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[Mr_bogey]

As the representative of the official accounting firm of the 2020 Litties (Honkers, Bazoombas & Yabbos, LLC), I can neither confirm nor deny the above statement.

Is that firm hiring?

 

[LadyJS]

Okay boys, focus on this for a few hours

For the love of god and everything good - someone post a dick pic or boobies! Stat, pronto, andale!

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In the interest of compromise, let’s all agree to wear whatever we want to the awards as long as we also agree that a catastrophic wardrobe malfunction will result in everyone being nude by the end.
Agreed?

agreed. many wardrobe malfunctions

I bought edible crotchless ones. I am hoping Miles will be hungry while I am on stage.

if someone is short on time, fruit roll ups and strawberry licorice rope. I am sure there is an edible crotchless chaps pinterest project board if anyone needs design help.

 

[Suz_anne]

I am done promise

A onesie photo would help a lot. Plenty of room in my inbox. Just sayin'.

Is that firm hiring?

We are always looking for... eager interns.

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Bless you - you're doing the lord's work.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Talk about a wardrobe malfunction! Now I have to change my pants.

 

[LadyJS]

ABless you - you're doing the lord's work.

I always knew I had a higher calling

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Well, damn. That is really hurtful. If there is no wardrobe, there is no wardrobe malfunction, but worse, if there is no wardrobe, there is no reason for me to buy some new oh so classy fishnet and lycra dress or pleather plunging chemise or sequin and lace babydoll or those velvet crotchless panties. Why would you be so cruel, not only to my little excited for new clothing heart, but to that woman who manufactures my whatever, the man who packs it, and oh my god, Ernesto my delivery man? If you can't think about me wanting a reason to buy those velvet crotchless panties, and least think about poor Ernesto before dashing hopes of accessorizing for events. Don't make Ernesto sad. I like Ernesto.

(yeah, sorry not interesting or sensible. not my forte)

You are endlessly interesting, as well as entertaining. As for sensible...synonyms include realistic, down to earth, and matter of fact.

 

[IhateClowns]

Let us get back to being silly. I am interested in what you’re going to wear.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1518201

 

[Mr_bogey]

Me. It's pointless and boring, and discourages interesting and sensible people from posting interesting and sensible things.

That's what the other threads are for.

 

[Willingtoshare]

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Yep, my radar is working just fine.

 

[Mr_bogey]

But it’s like you’re throwing shit on the ground and then blaming the flies for showing up.

This place sucks and it’s full of shit, but when my name is thrown on a wall nominated for something when I didn’t give my consent to be apart of, don’t get mad at me for showing up and pointing out your flaws.

Especially when it’s 2 years in a row and the host said they weren’t going to do it again.

If it's you (and you do realize it's an if at this point), then your beef is not with Clowns or the contest but with the person(s) that nominated you.

And if this place sucks so bad, why are you here? If I didn't enjoy it, I'd be somewhere else. There are lots of gamer boards out there. Go find something that tickles your pickle.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Does she work at Suz's firm?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Not at all. I’m just not going to let IHC try to pull the same stunt he did last year by saying troll of the year wont be in next year’s line up because this is supposed to be fun. So, he attempts to pull off the good guy while stirring up shit.

And if you’re mad because the trolls show up when you shoot first, that’s pretty stupid.

I’m not even mad I was placed Troll of the Year. I wanted to win that last year.

I’m mad that I was voted drama of the year about something that was really fucked up.

It's like being nominated for best score in a horror flick and getting pissed at Jimmy Kimmel. You realize this makes no sense right. (And, yeah, I had to use Kimmel because the Oscars have gotten so shitty they have no host and he was the most recent).

 

[Mr_bogey]

And this was supposed to be a silly and fun thing...

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I feel bad for IHC and Suzanne for putting so much into this and having people try to turn it into a shitshow.

Is the shitshow kind of the point? If you take it seriously, then it becomes no fun. If you laugh it off or troll the troll, it's part of the show.

Think of this as adult Kris Kross being dragged out on stage to perform jump. Some will enjoy the kringe-worthy performance while others will use it as a bathroom/snack break opportunity.