The Literotica XI

[Starblayde]

Goalkeeper - .Every 'keeper needs to despise anyone who dares shoot at them. So I'd stick riff there and let him take out his agression on the ball

Defenders - Starblayde (of course I'm in this team, I like it here) and JazzManJim. The ROX boys have the perfect understanding to eb the central defensive partnership.
For the Full-Back positions, getting forward we'd have REDWAVE bombing down on the Left Wing and p_p_man on the Right Wing... where else?

Midfielders - Ishmael As the Defnsive midfielder. Icy cool, dishing things out for others to use. Every team needs an enforcer, and with his Hockey experience, Liontamr_77 would be invaluable. For creativity in the centre of the pitch, sheer surreal trickery brilliance, no-one other than Problem Child. Every team needs someone to play beautiful football. So the beautifull MorgaineLaFay can play her football there too. And maybe she could keep REDWAVE quiet too...

Strikers- KillerMuffin - Every Team needs a little, nippy, vicious forward... she fits the bill perfectly. Todd-'O'-Vision would also use his handy-dandy Holy Spirit to guide the ball into the net. The new 'Hand of God'.

All these talents would be coached, of course, by Laurel

 

[Ishmael]

I'm honored and will play with pride.

Ishmael

 

[AzureAngel]

If I get to wear spandex, I'll be a cheerleader.

 

[Starblayde]

If I get to wear spandex, I'll be a cheerleader.

I think Lit cheerleaders would be in lingerie...

 

[sunstruck]

I'd love to be assistant coach! So long as I have locker room access.

 

[naudiz]

If AzureAngel gets to wear spandex, I'll be a drunken spectator.

 

[Starblayde]

I'm honored and will play with pride.

Ishmael

That's the spirit! We're honoured to have you

 

[riff]

Thanks man. An you are right. Exercise is good stuff and other than going out Friday night and making little runs to the store here and there, I have done nothing. I never played on a soccor-team but I always enjoyed playing it. Been many years.

 

[Starblayde]

Seems like i made some good choices.

No complaints (yet) and nothing but applications for other jobs!

What a team!

GO LIT (clap, clap, clap)

 

[p_p_man]

I don't know what to say...

gee, shucks...

LAUREL!!!

I made the team....

YeeeHaaaww!!

 

[teddybear4play]

Can I be the drunken sot that ignores the game and stares at the cheerleaders?

TB4p

 

[KillerMuffin]

I am blissfully reminded of a moment when Kathy Ireland introduced a gentleman from Kansas to "foot ball."

Ahh, fine cinema and soccer.

So does this mean I can hit someone?

 

[Laurel]

Okay team, now go out there and...make points with that ball! Kick it or whatever you're supposed to do, and do it in the direction that makes the points. Go team!!!

 

[StrawberryPez]

I guess I'm a cheerleader *shrugs*

 

[KillerMuffin]

*kicks the ball to Strawberry Pez*

 

[penguindance]

 

[StrawberryPez]

YAY!!! KM included me in the game!!

 

[Liontamr]

*sniff* I made the team! What an honor!

What?? I can't use a hockey stick on the pitch? Damnit!!

 

[solid_]

Hell another list thread.
Done in a creative way thou.

 

[maringa]

Great idea for a thread !

 

[juicylips]

I can NOT fucking believe I didn't make this team. I actually watched a match on tv and everything.

Surely, someone needs some help in the locker room with the removal of their shorts.

or..better yet...

In the shower, maybe?

JL,
who is withholding kisses for SB

 

[riff]

I want to kick the ball! I want to kick the ball!

LOL

Cheer for us Juicy. I can see you in an outfit with JL emblazoned on your cheerleader sweater.

 

[Starblayde]

You were gonna be my personal massus...um i mean physiotherapist....

 

[juicylips]

You were gonna be my personal massus...um i mean physiotherapist....

Ohhhhhh....I see.

You wanted JL's "hands on" personal attention.

Ok...you're forgiven this grave oversight.

JL

 

[Weevil]

Goalkeeper - .Every 'keeper needs to despise anyone who dares shoot at them. So I'd stick riff there and let him take out his agression on the ball

Defenders - Starblayde (of course I'm in this team, I like it here) and JazzManJim. The ROX boys have the perfect understanding to eb the central defensive partnership.
For the Full-Back positions, getting forward we'd have REDWAVE bombing down on the Left Wing and p_p_man on the Right Wing... where else?

Midfielders - Ishmael As the Defnsive midfielder. Icy cool, dishing things out for others to use. Every team needs an enforcer, and with his Hockey experience, Liontamr_77 would be invaluable. For creativity in the centre of the pitch, sheer surreal trickery brilliance, no-one other than Problem Child. Every team needs someone to play beautiful football. So the beautifull MorgaineLaFay can play her football there too. And maybe she could keep REDWAVE quiet too...

Two questions

1) In what bizarre world is PP man right wing?

2) Hockey experience?!?!?!? I almost made the OHL for chrissakes.

But that's besides the point.

Go Argentina, Sweden and Nigeria!!!!!.