The literotica suicide watch list...

[Shaq]

Priority

De sade

Monitor

Aquilla
His Kitty



I've got my eyes on you...

 

[Shaq]

Everyone on the list hand over your shoestrings and belts.

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

Ummmmm, Shaq...

Can you add my dog to the list? He's been eyeing the antifreeze!!!

 

[Cerberus666]

Ummmmm, Shaq...

Can you add my dog to the list? He's been eyeing the antifreeze!!!

damn, better take his flea collar away. you never know what he might try.

 

[Shaq]

Ummmmm, Shaq...

Can you add my dog to the list? He's been eyeing the antifreeze!!!

What's his name?

When dogs start sniffing the antifreeze it's a cause for concern...

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

LOL, Cerberus....good point.

His name is Boure', which upon reflection may actually be the cause for his contemplating suicide, LOL.......God, why couldn't I have given him a normal name!!!

 

[His_kitty]

Priority

De sade

Monitor

Aquilla
His Kitty



I've got my eyes on you...

Wow I'm actually on a list!!!



I could hand over my shoe strings and belt, but then I'd have to go get them .. cause I'm in my jammies.



Just out of curiosity, is it my 'lack' of posting addiction that has alerted you to my suicidal tendencies?

 

[Cheyenne]

Well, what do you know. A list where people aren't fighting to get on it!

 

[mbb308]

Please add me to your "homicide" list.

Not a threat to myself, but a constant threat to others.

Assholes, specifically.

 

[Guest]

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: Re: The literotica suicide watch list...

Wow I'm actually on a list!!!



I could hand over my shoe strings and belt, but then I'd have to go get them .. cause I'm in my jammies.



Just out of curiosity, is it my 'lack' of posting addiction that has alerted you to my suicidal tendencies?

Kits hun, it was your post to the how long can you go without sex thread.


Just out of curiosity, maybe you should ask shaq if he'd volunteer some individualized "watching" out for you.

But the offer of the ISO still stands.

 

[mbb308]

Where's Ezarc?

I thought he discovered oblivion through alcohol.

 

[Shaq]

Where's Ezarc?

He's been a lot more jolly lately, even jesting with some posters in a few threads...he was a cause of concern for a while but I think he's going to be fine...

 

[Problem Child]

Shaq, I have to give you props here son. You've done us all a service, and this thread should be a sticky.

 

[Shaq]

Shaq, I have to give you props here son. You've done us all a service, and this thread should be a sticky.

I'm just a concerned litizen.

 

[intrigued]

Damn. I wish I could remember what I wanted to say.

Oh, never mind.

 

[intrigued]

Whats troubling me is that I can't tell if you're making fun, or what....

Anyway....I remembered.

I would like to thank SpiceCake for her thoughts in the depression thread. Nice job.

 

[miles]

I'm assuming this is in reference to people talking about their own depression.

Are you guys going to move on to cancer next?

 

[Guest]

 

[His_kitty]

Re: Re: Re: The literotica suicide watch list...

Kits hun, it was your post to the how long can you go without sex thread.

Would have to have been ..... but I figured that most would have recognized that for what it was, humor.

But the offer of the ISO still stands.

Lol ..... if I'm near suicide for my lack of sex life, I'll let ya know if I need to borrow the ISO.

 

[Shaq]

I'm assuming this is in reference to people talking about their own depression.

Are you guys going to move on to cancer next?

Cancer or upping posts about people hurting over relationships...haven't decided yet...

 

[Guest]

 

[Shaq]

Laurel is a cunt. Laurel is a cunt.

So YOU'RE the one person on the board the moderator didn't sleep with...I thought that was a rumor...

 

[Guest]

 

[Shaq]

A job? There's no way I can keep one of those and maintain my average. (125.23 posts per day) Hanns down.

Priorities first huh Hanns?