The Literotica Spaceman

[Dillinger]

I'm the Literotica spaceman, baby, I've got keyboard speed,
I've got everything I need.
I'm the Literotica spaceman, baby, I could fly,
I'm a posting kind of guy
I don't need pleasure, I don't feel pain,
If you were to knock me down, I'd just get up again
I'm the Literotica spaceman, baby, I'm making out,
I'm all about

I read threads every morning with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place
I'm the Literotica spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean,
Know what I mean?

I'm the Literotica spaceman, as a lover second to none,
It's a lot of fun
I never let my cyber-friends down, I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert on the tube
I'm the Literotica spaceman, baby, here comes the twist
I don't exist.

(A tip of the hat to Neil Innes who I blatently ripped off for this thread)

 

[Soblue]

That was lovely!

*applause*

Hi Dill

 

[Dillinger]

*taking a bow*

Thanks! And hi right back at ya.