The "Lit" Bathroom tapes

[KillerMuffin]

Riding on Dillypop's Bandwagon! http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83802&perpage=20&pagenumber=1



Girl 1: This is a first post.

Girl 2: Ya know he may need an intervention for his addiction.

Girl 1: You know he's reading that post and licking his monitor.

Girl 3: I want whatever meds SD is on! He is really loving life lately!

Girl 4: It's 412, not 214. And you're right, he probably is licking his monitor over that *first post*. lol

Boy 1: He's been demoted.

Girl 5: Poor guy. Think he'll draw a tear? I'll sharpen his pencil just in case.

Boy 2: So how long did it take you to type that post, KM?

Girl 4: What are you doing? That's like assisted suicide!!

Boy 3: my... head... hurts... owww...

Girl 6: Why is KM writing sd love letters?

Fish 1: first post

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Muff, save time and eat me... your brain waves make me crazy

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby: Did you see PC and DCL talking so intimately?

Muff: Yes! Oh my god, do you think?

Ruby: We can hope, can't we?

Muff: Baby, I've been doing more than hoping. I have two voodoo dolls (ok, Ken and GI Joe) that I make hump each other every night while I chant PC, DCL, PC, DCL. I think it's working.

Ruby: Do you think they'll let us watch?

Muff: Fuck no. Are you on drugs?

 

[Dillinger]

Girl 1: Did you see his AV?

Girl 2: Who does he think he is, David Bowie.

Girl 1: Is that who its supposed to be? I love Bowie.

Girl 2: Yes but its not really Bowie, its Cheffie.

Girl 1: I don't care, I'd do him!

 

[scylis]

Guy A: come on, man, i'm broken up.

Comp A: i was in love once... a Sinclair ZX-81. people said, "no, bud, she's not for you. she's cheap, she's stupid, and she wouldn't load." well, not for me, anyway.

Guy A: what are you trying to say, there?

Comp A: what i'm trying to say, man, is that it's better to have loved and lost than to listen to an albumn by Olivia Newton-John.

Guy B: why's that?

Comp A: anything's better than listening to an albumn by Olivia Newton-John.

 

[Dillinger]

Guy 1: Get a load of that AV!

Guy 2: Fuckin' A, dude!

Guy 1: Check out those tits!

Guy 2: And that ass!

Guy 1: I think I'll PM her.

Guy 2: Go for it dude!

 

[sunstruck]

College Men's Room

boy 1: Dude

Boy 2: dude

Boy3: DUDE!

Boy 4: Duuuuuude.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Guy 1: This is my first thread and I'm already confessing my undying love for cymbidia.

Guy 2: I married her. DAMN you.

Girl 1: What are you planning for your second post? World domination?

Guy 3: You know she hates having her name in thread titles. Lets bump this a lot for her.

Girl 1: I knew I liked you.

Guy 4: Ya' lucky bastard. DAMN you.

Girl 2: Well. I guess the rest of us arent good enough,huh?

Guy 1: It ain't so. It ain't so. I just git confused between you and lovetowrite.

Girl 2: just teasing.

Girl 3: From what I have seen of cym's posts she's a sweetheart.

Guy 5: just wait till cym finds out...

Girl 4: Stand in line newbie.

Girl 2's Boyfriend: GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr

Guy 6: Oooh Cyms gonna spank ya for this!

Girl 5: Spanking a bad thing? Not hardly.

Guy 6: Now if anybody round here is gonna spank Cym it's gonna be me!

Guy 7: Fine by me, I just want to do the actual sleeping with her part.

Girl 1: No. Let's bump it instead. This could turn into a monster!

Girl 2: Re: GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr. Was only teasing,honest!!!

Guy 3: Where the hell is cym

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Muff:...I have two voodoo dolls (ok, Ken and GI Joe) that I make hump each other every night while I chant PC, DCL, PC, DCL. I think it's working.

Ew. Just ew.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The only GI Joe action figure I could get a hold of on such short notice was Destro because the dog ate Duke, poor guy. I hope that's okay with you.

The size difference is really a problem with the 69 position. I hope PC isn't getting a boot fetish.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't care which GI Joe you substitute for PC, as long as he doesn't have a Kung Fu grip. Talk about clingy.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I always pictured you as shorter than PC. PC is Sparkling Dream Date Ken with half of his painted on hair rubbed off and a badly knitted pair of trunks. You're Destro.

Look at it this way, at least you'll learn to love licking afghans. Think of how much use that'll be if Agassi ever grows his reverse mullet back.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I love dillypop.

 

[Never]

I think I like this thread.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Girl 1: I'll have that order of a hard fuck me up against the wall, please.

Boy 1: NO!!!! Arrrrrrrggghhhh!!!

Girl 2: I like a little electrical tape too...it comes in so many wonderful colors nowadays.

Girl 3: Yeah see, I knew you needed it. Take the whole fucking roll why don't you.

Girl 4: Maybe later. Right now I am following today's horoscope. Peace and love, baby.

 

[Dillinger]

Killermuffin: I'm the meanist, toughest, bitch on this board.

Never: I'd do you and I wouldn't even need a strap-on.

sexy-girl: You both kind of scare me but I'm still attracted to you but please don't tell Lisa I said that. BTW - did you see how hairy Dilly is?

Never: Yeah, what's up with that?

Killermuffin: He's a man. They have hair.

 

[April]

Heh. KM, you left out the next line.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yeah, I always leave out the best parts.

 

[Never]

Dillinger:
"Killermuffin: I'm the meanist, toughest, bitch on this board.

Never: I'd do you and I wouldn't even need a strap-on.

sexy-girl: You both kind of scare me but I'm still attracted to you but please don't tell Lisa I said that. BTW - did you see how hairy Dilly is?

Never: Yeah, what's up with that?

Killermuffin: He's a man. They have hair."

Man hair. It's not my bag, baby.
This isn't much of a bathroom chat though Dilly, I think I've offered to do Killer on every board at Lit.

 

[sexy-girl]

Man hair. It's not my bag, baby.
This isn't much of a bathroom chat though Dilly, I think I've offered to do Killer on every board at Lit.

is that like having sex in every room of the house (does laurel know)


lol funny thread by way

 

[Never]

Laurel knows. If KM ever agrees she's flying both of us to Cali for a threesome.

By the way, don't worry, I won't tell Lisa.

 

[sexy-girl]

its to late lisa already knows by now

 

[Dillinger]

sexy-girl: lisa knows already

Never: Yes, I told Laurel too.

sexy-girl: You told Laurel too?

Never: That's what I said.

sexy-girl: Why'd you do that?

Never: Why not?

sexy-girl: I'm so fucked.

Never: Cool!

Killermuffin: Can I watch?

Riff: Where's the Porn?

April: Where's the Maker's Mark?

Dillinger: Did someone say Maker's Mark?

 

[sexy-girl]

LOL dilly

i would of said f****d though


i think it makes a pretty good typical conversation at literotica though

 

[Dillinger]

Weird Harold: I seem to have an adverse reaction to researching the details of the inner workings related to my research of adverse reactions.

Todd: I can understand that because I'm a virgin. And I have fleas.

Perky_Baby: who cares... I've seen you both naked!!!

Cheyenne: How come I haven't seen them naked. Or have I? Let me research that. If they've been naked here on the board I will find those posts!

Dillinger: Did someone say Maker's Mark?