The Lingerie Barbie

[Cheyenne]

I just got a catalog in the mail today from the FAO Schwarz toy store featuring all Barbie dolls. The picture and description of this one caught my eye:

"Lingerie Barbie proves Barbie doll is elegant inside and out. Her dainty white satin bra and panty ensemble, trimmed with white lace and pale pink bows, comes with white stockings and garters. $40 for blonde or brunette."

Anyone else think this is just a little odd for a Barbie doll, not to mention FAO Schwarz?

 

[Patryn]

Hey kids!!! It's Pedophile Barbie and Dirty Old Man Ken. Watch him exchange kiddie porn while Barbie seduces little boys.

 

[CreamyLady]

Barbie has passed from child's toy to adult collectible.

As a point of fact, though, the first Barbie I received -- the Christmas I was six -- had lingerie. Pleated tulle, in a soft blue, bra and panties, and stockings.

Somewhat plain, but very pretty. She also had a grey wool flannel skirt and a pumpkin-colored twin set with pearl buttons.

I loved that doll, and mostly her clothes!

 

[Guest]

My First Barbie...

Oddly enough, my first Barbie WAS "My First Barbie". She had cute lil pink shoes and a pink floral dress (puke!). I converted some of my dolls though over time. I had Trailer Trash Brabie, Cross Dresser Ken, Pedo Ken who shot Skipper (the one who first had boobs, not the flat one) with a cam corder naked, and so on... lol I was a warped child. Hell, I'm still a warped person!

~Goddess Tiggs~
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[insideShiraz]

Naaaaaawww...

It's to go with Literotica G.I. Joe...

 

[Silverlily]

Barbie has passed from child's toy to adult collectible.

No joke! The price tag definately reflects that change. There is supposed to be a Barbie out that has a tattoo. Mattel recalled it, but a few got out.

 

[insideShiraz]

Where the Hell am I?...

Did I hit Post Reply?...

 

[Never]

There is no way out of the Lady of Pain's mazes.
Literotica, is a bit of the Brothel of S.I.L nipped and tucked away. That's my opinion again.
Moreover, Laurel is really six giant squirrels with a belt of levitating and some neat illusion spells.

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Who you callin' barmy?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hey that Barbie is only 40 dollars must buy that one!! Thats would be one of the cheaper ones in my collection but OH well!!

 

[Guest]

Must post exclamation points after every sentence!!
Two of them in fact!!
I'm doing for that rabid poster/dog in heat feel!!
Wish this damn coke would wear off!! Anyone got some vicadin!! Please, someone stop me!! I've lost control!!
I'm going to have a heart attack with this much excitement!!

 

[Strange Girl]

hard nipples, I say.

 

[Naked Hunny]

If you know anything about my posting habits I hate periods and im always so hyper that if i wear speaking it would be an exclamatory sentence so back off of my addiction to exclamation points!!!

 

[Never]

I hate my periods too. That's when the lions start chasing me.

 

[Strange Girl]

Must be attracted to your miracle powder,

 

[Cheyenne]

You mean MAGIC powder? A personal favorite.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Oh pluggin the Magic Powder again!! My friends and I actually convinced our local drug store to stock Magic Powder!! There isnt a black man in 10 miles but we got it!! HEHE!! Oh and Cheyenne my mother thanks you as well!! She says she doesnt know what she did without it!!!

 

[Never]

Did Magic Power hire you as their spokeswoman yet, hun? I can see you smiling on TV and saying, "Feel how smooth my pussy is - it's so great, I can't keep my hands off of it."

By the bi, Stranger, I never used the stuff.

Okay, what do black men have to do with Magic Power?

 

[Strange Girl]

Give up.

 

[Cheyenne]

Did Magic Power hire you as their spokeswoman yet, hun? I can see you smiling on TV and saying, "Feel how smooth my pussy is - it's so great, I can't keep my hands off of it."

By the bi, Stranger, I never used the stuff.

Okay, what do black men have to do with Magic Power?

They should, shouldn't they? Nope, still plugging along for the love of the product alone. I like your commercial idea though- a very accurate description, too!

Black men have everything to do with Magic Powder/Lotion since it is a product designed specifically for them to use instead of shaving their face. That's why you'll find it near the men's shaving cream in the store.

 

[Savage Kitten]

lol! geez Never.. i can only imagine what you are thinking

actually Magic powder is orginally intended for black men to shave their faces with... in the prison where I work a large majority also use it to shave their head.. .they say their skin is too tough to shave with a reg razor...

knowing how soft and smooth feeling it makes my legs and 'puddy' i have often asked why i never see white men shaving with it... i am told that it would literally eat their face up and leave big craters.. honestly .. i think thats something black men tell white men so they can keep their lil secret amongst themselves hehe

 

[Cheyenne]

My friends and I actually convinced our local drug store to stock Magic Powder!! There isnt a black man in 10 miles but we got it!! HEHE!! Oh and Cheyenne my mother thanks you as well!! She says she doesnt know what she did without it!!!

Tell your mom she's very welcome. My mom would die a thousand deaths if I mentioned Magic Powder to her!

So I have to ask, did you tell your local drug store just what you wanted the Magic Powder for?

 

[Silverlily]

Black men are more prone to a condition called psuedofoliculitusbarbae, great big $20 word for very nasty shaving bumps. A depilatory is supposed to be easier on the skin.

[Edited by Kitten Eyes on 09-08-2000 at 11:14 PM]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well i found it at the same chain in the city and i took it with me and showed them what we wanted. They said since it is carried at other CVS stores it would not be a problem!! So i have had my Magic ever since!! HEHE thing is it sells out fast so i always keep an extra on hand!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, I just realized my own thread got hijacked from Lingerie Barbie to Magic Powder as the new topic. How did that happen again?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Just spreading the word about the powder!! Ya gotta love it!!