The Lets Be Random Thread

So I nearly crashed this morning when I saw a FedEx truck, right? See, we have this FedEx woman, about 40 years old, who delivers packages to us. She always smells heavily of cigarettes, her hair is always grimy and dirty. She has sort of bad teeth and Marlboro lines going on. You know, the kind of woman that you secretly want to tap but you want to say no? I would, I'd do her just once because I know she'd fuck my brains out if she wasn't married. :(

I was wondering if it was her. That's why I nearly crashed. :rolleyes:
 
Just because someone has had a bad day doesn't excuse the asshole they become. Wish a house would fall on Captain SUnshine.
 
Awwwww... how sweet!!! Lunar, cute name! What breed or color is he and how old? Congratulations on your new addition!

Thanks. Well as of Friday he is twelve weeks old. Hes black, I thought he was siamese american like my sisters but he has more round grey eyes. I will definitely have to think twice about masturbating now lol!

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Thanks. Well as of Friday he is twelve weeks old. Hes black, I thought he was siamese american like my sisters but he has more round grey eyes. I will definitely have to think twice about masturbating now lol!

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OH MY!!! He is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Thank you for letting us see such a sweet baby!!!

Do what Pervy does and convince yourself it's an urban legend and let the good times roll!! LOL ;)
 
OH MY!!! He is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Thank you for letting us see such a sweet baby!!!

Do what Pervy does and convince yourself it's an urban legend and let the good times roll!! LOL ;)

Lol I know, I'll just be on the occasional lookout for domo monsters
 
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