The Lauren.Hynde Happy Birthday Thread

[Angeline]

GUESS WHAT???

Uh-huh. Today. April 13. And she's still young so we can mention it. (No thread when mine rolls around, thanks.)

Anyway:

Happy birthday to you.

Happy bithday to you.

Happy birthday dear genius, barely legal, seven-language speakin, knows more than everyone put together, glock AV, writes great poetry, especially Stylization of Self, bent on world domination, and protector of Kate E, dear Laurrrrrrrrrrren.

Happy Birthday to you.


Please post Lauren birthday greetings in this thread cause she's really a sweetheart as well as all that other stuff and one of the best reasons to be here at the poetry board, c'est vrai?

 

[Guest]

Yipeee! I get to go second!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! LAUREN

 

[Cordelia]

Happy Birthday, Lauren, you sweetie.

I am exhausted from celebrating my son's birthday all day today (the 12th). I hope you get to have as much cake as he did.

Birthday hugs,


Cordelia

 

[Guest]

I love birthday threads!

Happy Birthday!

Hope it is wonderful!

 

[Rybka]

Happy Birthday?

Happy, Happy Birthday! Joy, Joy, Joy, you wonderful person you!


Golly Gee, I never would have guessed! Wonder who spilled the magic beans?

Regards,                                 Rybka

 

[karmadog]

Oh, Lauren. Happy Birthday!

Assume that I am softly singing your favorite song in your ear as we dance slowly together. Also assume that I am singing much better than I actually do. Visualize (or whatever the audio equivalent is) Tony Bennett.

By the way, strictly platonically, Kate.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Thank you, guys! It's almost a year since I joined you here and it has been always great. I'm lucky to have you as my friends.

Now, off to Party!

 

[WickedEve]

http://home.ntelos.net/~iloveyou/happybirthday.jpg

 

[OT]

hey, if I knew that there was going to be cake, I might have jumped in sooner.

Happy Birthday, Lauren.Hynde

 

[Angeline]

hey, if I knew that there was going to be cake, I might have jumped in sooner.

Did you just jump out of Lauren's cake?

(And could you polish up your er spankers--you seem like the perfect one for the job, hehe)

 

[WickedEve]

Do I smell wood burning?

http://home.ntelos.net/~iloveyou/OTcake.jpg

 

[Angeline]

No matter how bad I think I am,

wood burning

you're worse. lol.



(it's only cuz we love you OT)

 

[OT]

Re: Do I smell wood burning?

probably not the image of a hot man that party-girl had in mind.

 

[silken_dreammaid]

Happy birthday, Lauren.. best wishes for a bright day..


silken

 

[Kate.E]

LOL Ange ... "protector of Kate.E"

I'm gonna have to start up the Lauren fan club soon. And don't them AVs just get hotter all the time? that new one is just too yummy for words.

Looking forward to a special night Miss Hynde. I love you more and more each day, my lil cutie.
*hugging you tight*

Love ya cutes, save me some cake. Not the one Ange jumped out of though.

XXX

 

[Angeline]

Love ya cutes, save me some cake. Not the one Ange jumped out of though.

I was in the cake with ot
lol

 

[darkmaas]

there's aparty and none thought...

...to invite the lurkers

I see that Angeline has already made a mess of the cake.

My glass seems to be empty. Is kdog buying?

Where's the birthday girl? Not off wrestling with sadie I trust.

Happy birthday Lauren.

Even the lurkers lovya!

darkmaas

<cue the dancing bananas>

 

[Sure]

Happy birthday, Lauren.

I don't get in much, but it's good to see you're still posting. You share a birthday with my late mother. Must be a day when special women are born.

Sure

 

[Angeline]

Lurkers

there's aparty and none thought...
...to invite the lurkers

you aren't a lurker any more

 

[darkmaas]

Not a lurker?

What is there another silly rule about no. of posts?

First I lose my virginity....

 

[Angeline]

What Great Party!

Lauren looks gorgeous. kdog and she are dancing. Eve baked a cake--which apparently OT and I were in. And now, darkmaas has lost his virginity.

Now who says poets are boring?

 

[WickedEve]

Re: What Great Party!

Lauren looks gorgeous. kdog and she are dancing. Eve baked a cake--which apparently OT and I were in. And now, darkmaas has lost his virginity.

Now who says poets are boring?

Well, I'm gone all day and when I get back to the party I see that someone lost his virginity and I missed it! Doesn't it feel good to get rid of the virginity, darkmaas?
And thanks a lot angeline and ot. No one wants cake where a woman and her woody have been.

 

[OT]

Re: Re: What Great Party!

No one wants cake where a woman and her woody have been.

um.. Eve... have you been to the story categories on this site lately

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Happy Birthday Lauren

usually I leave little poems on peoples birthday threads, but somehow it seems less appropriate here, since folks on these threads are so much less easily impressed. But, wishes seem better when they rhyme

may time give you wisdom to conquer your fears
bless you with smiles and spare you from tears
you’ve a plethora of pleasantness and paucity of peers
has the world really had you for just twenty years?

 

[Angeline]

Dear Lauren

Certain people had every intention of visiting this thread to wish you a you know what--but appear to have passed out.



perhaps er tomorrow