Machiavellix
Return of the Mach
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seattledv8 said:And as we all know. two wrongs don't make a right...
...but three lefts do.
boB
Unless the third left leads you to a dead-end. Then your really fucked.
Werd....

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seattledv8 said:And as we all know. two wrongs don't make a right...
...but three lefts do.
boB

Don't be too sure, my dear .... Muwahahahahahaha ... *twirls moustache*ImmortaleAmante said:well then you grap a passer by who doesn't look like they might take you home and bury you in the back garden.
Sulk said:Don't be too sure, my dear .... Muwahahahahahaha ... *twirls moustache*

ImmortaleAmante said:I am sure even with a moustache you could make anyone want to follow you
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ImmortaleAmante said:Don't you even like the little pretend or drawn on ones worn by a sexy woman dressed like a man?

Machiavellix said:The words "sexy woman" and "dressed like a man" are the second worst things you could ever put together. The only thing worse is "Iranian dictator" and "itchy trigger finger."
Unless the woman is only in my boxers. That's kinda hot.
Still lose the mustache though.
charmed1 said:You wear boxers? Cool!![]()
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Machiavellix said:I only wear boxers. Anything else is too tight and uncomfortable for the package I hold.
Right now I'm wearing a pair of yellow corona beer boxers with a lemon on my butt.![]()
charmed1 said:Nice! Can I borrow them?
Not a problem....Machiavellix said:Sure, but you need to take them off of me first.![]()
charmed1 said:Not a problem....![]()

Machiavellix said:Then come get them and their all yours. I'll try not to get too frisky.![]()
charmed1 said:Don't try too hard...I like frisky men.![]()
No doubt.Machiavellix said:You'll love me then. *pats your ass*![]()
Fagin said:now explain to me what was wrong with the other last word thread?

face the fact you didn't use the last word.Machiavellix said:Nothing, probably. Unless mine was created first, in which case, I was ripped off. Now if this one came second, then I apologize, I was bringing this over from another site.
In any case it's my thread, so if I want the last word, I will have the last word.
*makes best mean face*![]()

Fagin said:face the fact you didn't use the last word.![]()
charmed1 said:I love getting the last word.
snuffaluphagus![]()