guyloveshotstories
Literotica Guru
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You can have Jack Daniels, BeautifulDream, but i'm having milk.
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How about "taxidermist's taxonomy tax" after a fifth of Tanqueray and tonic?
You're a better man than me, fr33ks33k-ster!!!
All that alliteration is making my head spin
Nooo.... not that Jack.
He scares me.
Damn skippy.
*tries to put all the stuffing back in him*
Try typing anything when you haven't slept in about 20 hours and you've had a few too many Alabama Slammers.
*snickers*
*snickers more*
Yes! Dammit, I forgot about him.
Alabama slammers sounds like a wrestling move!
Alabama slammers sounds like a wrestling move!
Definitely a Dream.
Firm nod.
What is love?
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me,
I just want someone to love me and not for my bacon and cookies![]()
Some people like being hurt.
I was debating putting Skellington up here.... but I went with Robin Williams instead.