Nina327
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I love that you both chime in with yes.
-grumbles- Assholes.
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I love that you both chime in with yes.
-grumbles- Assholes.
I love that you both chime in with yes.
-grumbles- Assholes.
wanders close enough to look up at the smart ass
whispers
what?
grins and jots this down in the shit he has to pay for before our scene ends book
Yes... but you are more like piglet... only way more brave and... well, fuckin hot.
wanders close enough to look up at the smart ass
whispers
what?
grins and jots this down in the shit he has to pay for before our scene ends book
Yes... but you are more like piglet... only way more brave and... well, fuckin hot.
-steals the book-
-writes a few more things down-
-hands it back with a grin-
QFT...
besides I am Eyeore.
Chronically depressed and pessimistic...with boobs.
Wha? How the? No fuckin way! -scowls down at her- You are not allowed to hold my day to day shenanigans against me in writing. That's unamerican. Inhumane. Cruel.
-glances side long at Nina- Just shut up....
huggles 'Eeyore'...giving extra attention to boobs...
Listens attentively...nods.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
leans in...and up.
Guess what, buttercup...
whispers
ima do it any fucking way.
grins
-growls- I'm gonna get you one of these days. It'll be the shit of legend. JW, the man who finally brought down the omnipotent Luna. Minstrels will once again be a thing simply to sing my praises throughout the lands and across the internet.
-nods-
I think I'll recruit 4Chan to help. I need evil motherfuckers if this is gonna work...
-GASP-QFT...
besides I am Eyeore.
Chronically depressed and pessimistic...with boobs.
-licks lips-Wha? How the? No fuckin way! -scowls down at her- You are not allowed to hold my day to day shenanigans against me in writing. That's unamerican. Inhumane. Cruel.
-glances side long at Nina- Just shut up....
whispers
Bring it on baby boy...if you can function after I've left you a whimpering, bloody mess...you are entitled to payback. If Twin doesn't get you first...
but if after all of that? You are still able to think? I will wait patiently for you to attempt to extract your revenge...cuz i am NICE like that.
-GASP-
that.... is fucking.... epic..
Do you know how long ive wanted to glue eeyore's tail the fuck in place and drag him round through bramble and gorse till he either cried or cried?
-licks lips-
Dont make me unass this couch and put my boots back on, kitten.
-mumbles-
You made my revenge way less revenge-y and much more sexy. I have incredibly mixed feelings about that...
Dont make me unass this couch and put my boots back on, kitten.
-shifts attention from Luna to her-
Not fair....quiet you! Exploiting my weaknesses...
-shifts attention from Luna to her-
Not fair....quiet you! Exploiting my weaknesses...
I'll exploit every goddamned inch of you...
Some inches more than others.
quiet giggling from the ether...
He think's i'm fair?
No... he couldnt possibly anymore.