The Last Thing You Thought...

[DarkWarrioress]

*ponders*

So... like....

Scutt would have no man parts, like a Ken doll? Or did he get Nina's in the exchange? Or did Nina get both parts?



Okay... I need to stop thinking about this and go get stu--er-- things done.

 

[Nina327]

Just bring it back in the same condition as it was when you got it, yeah?


Me.. I probably won't leave the house for three days. Or put on a shirt.

Good idea, my tits dont like shirts, or bras, though soft sheets are nice.


Ill have to leave the house. I HAVE to adjust myself in public just once.

 

[fr33ks33k]

She knew better than to track him by his voice. The ether was tricky like that. You think a voice or a noise came from a certain direction only to find it hasn't and you've walked into a trap. Nope. She'd have to use a different method of tracking. Wily one. But two could play at this game....

*disjointed words, given in his best "Albanian guy from Taken" voice*

Good luck.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*ponders*

So... like....

Scutt would have no man parts, like a Ken doll? Or did he get Nina's in the exchange? Or did Nina get both parts?



Okay... I need to stop thinking about this and go get stu--er-- things done.

It's best not to examine the whole situation too closely.

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

*ponders*

So... like....

Scutt would have no man parts, like a Ken doll? Or did he get Nina's in the exchange? Or did Nina get both parts?



Okay... I need to stop thinking about this and go get stu--er-- things done.

Hey Cait, what is your aversion to saying STUFF?

*laughing*

*stuffs cait*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Good idea, my tits dont like shirts, or bras, though soft sheets are nice.


Ill have to leave the house. I HAVE to adjust myself in public just once.

I have soft sheets. *nod*

It's an art form, so you'll probably need to do it a few times to really get it down.

 

[Britwitch]

*ponders*

So... like....

Scutt would have no man parts, like a Ken doll? Or did he get Nina's in the exchange? Or did Nina get both parts?



Okay... I need to stop thinking about this and go get stu--er-- things done.

It's best not to examine the whole situation too closely.

Have to admit, the same query was meandering through my mind too

 

[fr33ks33k]

*ponders*

So... like....

Scutt would have no man parts, like a Ken doll? Or did he get Nina's in the exchange? Or did Nina get both parts?



Okay... I need to stop thinking about this and go get stu--er-- things done.

She'd have both sets of genitalia, but no breasts. That was the trade. And you were right the first time. Go get stuff done.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

*disjointed words, given in his best "Albanian guy from Taken" voice*

Good luck.

*gives a haughty sniff*

You're the one who's going to need the luck.

It's best not to examine the whole situation too closely.

I'm beginning to come to that conclusion.

Hey Cait, what is your aversion to saying STUFF?

*laughing*

I don't have an aversion to that word...

*stuffs cait*

Yeah, in yer dreams, wolfie.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

She'd have both sets of genitalia, but no breasts. That was the trade. And you were right the first time. Go get stuff done.

Might be the first time someone could tell her to go fuck herself, and she could.




Though that then raises the question, would I have technically fucked her, even though I was not in possession of the penis at the time?

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

Yeah, in yer dreams, wolfie.

well ...ya know what we were told as kids


Dreams can come true ish

 

[DarkWarrioress]

She'd have both sets of genitalia, but no breasts. That was the trade. And you were right the first time. Go get stuff done.

*bites his shoulder*

Might be the first time someone could tell her to go fuck herself, and she could.




Though that then raises the question, would I have technically fucked her, even though I was not in possession of the penis at the time?

I think that just blew up my brain.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I think that just blew up my brain.

You're welcome!

 

[Nina327]

*ponders*

So... like....

Scutt would have no man parts, like a Ken doll? Or did he get Nina's in the exchange? Or did Nina get both parts?



Okay... I need to stop thinking about this and go get stu--er-- things done.

-giggles-

It's best not to examine the whole situation too closely.

........... but.. i want to examine it closely. I'm flexible like that.

I have soft sheets. *nod*

It's an art form, so you'll probably need to do it a few times to really get it down.

Hmm.. You could be right.

Might be the first time someone could tell her to go fuck herself, and she could.




Though that then raises the question, would I have technically fucked her, even though I was not in possession of the penis at the time?

-dies laughing-

i... oh... just..

 

[pleases32]

.....

 

[fr33ks33k]

*gives a haughty sniff*

You're the one who's going to need the luck.

I have lots of it stockpiled, so I should be alright. *smirk*

Might be the first time someone could tell her to go fuck herself, and she could.

Though that then raises the question, would I have technically fucked her, even though I was not in possession of the penis at the time?

No, you would'nt have. Remember, possession is nine tenths of the law.

*bites his shoulder*

*shoulder muscles flex as teeth come down, and on instinct a hand catches a grip on her deep red locks* careful there, Cait...I bite too.

 

[The_gladiator]

Hey Cait, what is your aversion to saying STUFF?

*laughing*

*stuffs cait*

lmao...*falls over*

 

[Nina327]

I have lots of it stockpiled, so I should be alright. *smirk*



No, you would'nt have. Remember, possession is nine tenths of the law.



*shoulder muscles flex as teeth come down, and on instinct a hand catches a grip on her deep red locks* careful there, Cait...I bite too.

Oh... happy dance.. i can call it mine... woot.

 

[The_gladiator]

lol at this thread... just lol

 

[The_gladiator]

LT... I killed the thread...

FLT... go me! oops...

 

[BeautifulDream]

LT: Alright Dream, survive the next twelve hours.

 

[BeautifulDream]

Please do.

*cuddles*

 

[palemoon2035]

I want to write, but I have no owed posts. Wheel of Fortune will have to do.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

-sighs-

Am I the only one that is pleased to see males speak to one another in the lounge rather than seeing the old pissing contests in every goddamned thread.

Oh.. Pardon me a moment.

Warning, this is a rant. If you think it pertains to you, take a breath, remove all vestiges of panties so they dont get twisted... better. good. This is a rant.

Drama... fucking happens. You have an ignore button. But what trips me out is the men around here that dont get along and the women that promote that. Fuck all that. When everyone is getting along its some homoerotic man crush shit but if the males dont agree its them being assholes. for fuck sake. From my view point, which, by the way, I picture everyone naked, so, so much more fun that way, all the bits waggling around! it's awesome. Errr.. people like the drama all of this creates. Not the nakedness in my head... the personality clashes. Do you have any Idea how fucking facinating everyone on here is? do you? from the creatons to the dickheads to the adorable ones i just want to stick in my pocket to have an extra ray of sunshine carried around. albiet a bit sadistic to think of pocketing my own lil thing like that. -squee- No.. I wasnt really making a point. My brain is fried and should be served with toast and bacon. Fuck i need a few more days away from life, lit, and the persuit of an education. Oh.. right. that's what I was saying. I want a penis so I can have a man crush. -nods sternly- I had a point.. I really did. /rant

Laughs softly. Sneaking in a kiss on her cheek

Hey. I only have one man crush, despite how I may otherwise get along with fr33k and glad and the others.

Also, I may've just made my keyboard sticky because of the orange I was peeling. So. FD, wherever you are, you better appreciate that shit.


Also some more, if we can find a way to make it reversible, I'll gladly exchange my penis for your breasts. I can play with them all day, you can have a mancrush... win win!

Oh I'll get your keyboard sticky all right...

 

[Annisthyrienne]

-sighs-

Am I the only one that is pleased to see males speak to one another in the lounge rather than seeing the old pissing contests in every goddamned thread.

Oh.. Pardon me a moment.

Warning, this is a rant. If you think it pertains to you, take a breath, remove all vestiges of panties so they dont get twisted... better. good. This is a rant.

Drama... fucking happens. You have an ignore button. But what trips me out is the men around here that dont get along and the women that promote that. Fuck all that. When everyone is getting along its some homoerotic man crush shit but if the males dont agree its them being assholes. for fuck sake. From my view point, which, by the way, I picture everyone naked, so, so much more fun that way, all the bits waggling around! it's awesome. Errr.. people like the drama all of this creates. Not the nakedness in my head... the personality clashes. Do you have any Idea how fucking facinating everyone on here is? do you? from the creatons to the dickheads to the adorable ones i just want to stick in my pocket to have an extra ray of sunshine carried around. albiet a bit sadistic to think of pocketing my own lil thing like that. -squee- No.. I wasnt really making a point. My brain is fried and should be served with toast and bacon. Fuck i need a few more days away from life, lit, and the persuit of an education. Oh.. right. that's what I was saying. I want a penis so I can have a man crush. -nods sternly- I had a point.. I really did. /rant

Okay, I know this wasn't directed at me, what with the whole 'not having a penis' thing and all. But I have to say one thing in my own defense. Sometimes the drama centers around a provocative discussion, and I feel like I just need to speak my piece. I try to keep it diplomatic, even if I may get a little wordy. But after all, I so rarely get the chance to 'speak up' in real life, so..... It's not that I mean to stir the shit pot, just that I want to have my say. I almost never carry on the argument past that point though, it's just not worth the pissing contest.

And btw, Nina, your Yahoo chat avatar picture is drop dead sexy, just saying.