The Last Thing You Thought...

[Nyte_mare]

Also, I somehow burned the back of one of my fingers today, so I don't think I want to be backhanding anyone right now. Youch.

Ouch....

can kiss and make feel better....

~just.... smiles ~

*nodnodnods*

~ with a slight cant to her head, she reaches for His hand, her eyes sparkling as she watches His face, His reaction. The offending finger taken, moistened lips brushing tenderly against in a sweet, slow kiss... she then parts those lips, heated breath surrounding said finger, the length is slipped within, fully, tongue caressing.. a gentle suckling... before she releases... ~

There... better?

 

[Nyte_mare]

My dog is barking in his sleep.

Probably dreaming of chasing a pussy.... cat ... that is....

 

[RaynieJ]

Though to be honest since we are going to this conversation of who we are going to try to seduce the top three on my list are

Her

http://i1031.photobucket.com/albums/y380/YouLycanThis/Real%20People/alissawhite-gluz2.jpg

and her

http://jerkmag.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/christina_scabbia_011.jpg

And Maria

Dont know who she is, but that girl in the 2nd pic -- love her outfit!!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

~ with a slight cant to her head, she reaches for His hand, her eyes sparkling as she watches His face, His reaction. The offending finger taken, moistened lips brushing tenderly against in a sweet, slow kiss... she then parts those lips, heated breath surrounding said finger, the length is slipped within, fully, tongue caressing.. a gentle suckling... before she releases... ~

There... better?

Better?


Was something wrong?




*grins*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Dont know who she is, but that girl in the 2nd pic -- love her outfit!!

It is a damn fine outfit.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Probably dreaming of chasing a pussy.... cat ... that is....

*snickers*

Unfortunately for him, he never really got to know what it was like to be a.. full.. man.

Sometimes I apologize to him for it.

 

[Nyte_mare]

Better?


Was something wrong?




*grins*

Your finger... You dolt !!!!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Your finger... You dolt !!!!

Oh right!


Seems fine now.


Not even swollen.


Guess all the blood went elsewhere.

 

[Nyte_mare]

Oh right!


Seems fine now.


Not even swollen.


Guess all the blood went elsewhere.

I bet....

 

[BeautifulDream]

Alcohol, UFC, and me don't mix.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Alcohol, UFC, and me don't mix.

There was a UFC tonight?

 

[BeautifulDream]

There was a UFC tonight?

*shrugs* I was at Denny's in the cocktail lounge and it was on TV.

.... Diaz vs. Miller.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*shrugs* I was at Denny's in the cocktail lounge and it was on TV.

.... Diaz vs. Miller.

Huh.. I dunno. I'll have to look. I had no idea there was one, if so.

 

[BeautifulDream]

Huh.. I dunno. I'll have to look. I had no idea there was one, if so.

Apparently it was a May fight. Just a rerun on Fox or something.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Apparently it was a May fight. Just a rerun on Fox or something.

Ohhh.. okay. That makes more sense!

 

[BeautifulDream]

Ohhh.. okay. That makes more sense!

Mmmhmm.

I feel like fighting now. That's the problem though.
My roomie is too much of a pussy to take it.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Mmmhmm.

I feel like fighting now. That's the problem though.
My roomie is too much of a pussy to take it.

Take her back! Rear naked choke. Make her tap.

 

[BeautifulDream]

Take her back! Rear naked choke. Make her tap.

*whispers*
my roommate is a gay guy.

If I had a penis he'd probably enjoy it.
But I don't have a penis.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

*whispers*
my roommate is a gay guy.

If I had a penis he'd probably enjoy it.
But I don't have a penis.

Strap-on!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Strap-on!

Problem solver!

 

[BeautifulDream]

Strap-on!

Problem solver!

Umm... to be honest I'd much rather not get that personal with him.

I was trying this head lock thing that I don't remember the name for... anyways you step behind them, one hand moving under a arm, pinning it up next to their head with your other on the other side squeezing against their neck. Basically using their own arm to choke them...

I barely had him locked and he started freaking and told me let go.


If I didn't have text prediction on my phone so much shit would be misspelled.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Sounds like.. an arm triangle, I think.

 

[BeautifulDream]

Sounds like.. an arm triangle, I think.

Yeah!

You're smart. *gives cookie*

 

[palemoon2035]

ignore this post

*reads...dismisses...ignores...*

*comes back and reads again, and again, and again. Stares at said post, fascinated. Can't move on. Can't ignore*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

At work again....

why am I at work so soon?

OH!! I haz a Moon post to plot.

More OH!! I am so deliriously sleepy that my eyes are crossing.

And yay!! Fr33ky-d33ky likes the Lorna post!!

Gods, this sun is KILLING me...

i am hungry but my tummy hurts...

OHHHH MONSTER...I know I gave you up...I did...but damn I gotta have you right now...

*sighs*

SOOOO good.

Feels orgasmic.