The Last Thing You Thought...

[zydrate]

I know I'm scared. And by the way, how are you serving you pecan pie? It better be heated with a big dollop of butter melted over it.

pecans look like bugs to me....

bug pie...

which is we only have pumpkin pie here...

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

What are you talking about? The whipped cream pie fairy I think



Cuddles le zy Awwwww



Yes. Yes you are helpful. And awesome.

And mind meltingly sexy.
See? Now I'm being helpful.

YOU...YOU are just trying to make me blush...

whispers*

"it worked"

You know how you know there isn't a higher power?

I'm serious now.

Some Thanksgiving wisdom for everyone.

If there was a deity up there that loved us, pie would be a health food.

Think about it.

A plate of celery, or a plate of pie?

If you choose the celery, you're just wrong. And you should probably be forced to live alone, in the wilderness for the rest of your life.

And you have to lick a tree every day.

While I eat pie.

And live with the rest of the pie eating civilization.

Dirty fucking tree lickers. Get out of here.

No one likes you, and you scare the womenfolk.

But pie can BE healthy...when eaten in moderation and prepared with fresh fruits...etc, etc...

BUT I do prefer celery.

AND I have been known to lick....things...

I have not ever scared a women folk....

 

[Annisthyrienne]

pecans look like bugs to me....

bug pie...

which is we only have pumpkin pie here...

Ah, but they're not bugs, they're nuts. You like nuts don't you?

 

[zydrate]

Ah, but they're not bugs, they're nuts. You like nuts don't you?

I LOVE NUTS!!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I know I'm scared. And by the way, how are you serving your pecan pie? It better be heated with a big dollop of butter melted over it.

What did pie ever do to you that would make you want to treat it in such a manner?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*nodsnodsnodsnodsnodsnodsnods*

IS this a yes??

*looks very hopeful*

*Grins, showing off said dimples*

The best part of this is "Dirty fucking tree lickers."

*proceeds to melt into a puddle of caramel goo*

ALSO!!

Agrees! That part made me giggle insanely...

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

I LOVE NUTS!!

*snickering*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Ah, but they're not bugs, they're nuts. You like nuts don't you?

I LOVE NUTS!!

and

cuz this made me giggle...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I may have done a little drinking today.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

I LOVE NUTS!!

See, the difference between nuts and bugs is.....no legs on nuts. Good to know to prevent any accidental bug ingestion.

 

[zydrate]

IS this a yes??

*looks very hopeful*

YES! Lick my pie!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zgKO1v6VChk/SwFfRUsw16I/AAAAAAAACvg/CQk5818CcSw/s1600/YES.jpg

 

[Nina327]

I did. It's odd to cringe and twitch at the same time...

Not odd...

-purrrs-

just the way I like it.

Have I told you lately that I think you are the absolutely most adorable Mischief Maker ever??

Are you sure you don't want your thighs to cuddle my head??

That... that's what I wanna watch.

While I eat pie.

You.... you go eat pie..

I'ma go grill a ribeye and eat chocolate while I wait the 4 and a half min for it to be ready for my plate.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

What did pie ever do to you that would make you want to treat it in such a manner?

Are you kidding me? That is how it is meant to be eaten in Georgia. What are you, a Philistine?

 

[zydrate]

Are you kidding me? That is how it is meant to be eaten in Georgia. What are you, a Philistine?

hehe, nuts

 

[Nina327]

I have not ever scared a women folk....

bullshit.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

YES! Lick my pie!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zgKO1v6VChk/SwFfRUsw16I/AAAAAAAACvg/CQk5818CcSw/s1600/YES.jpg

SWEET!!!

Not odd...

-purrrs-

just the way I like it.
That... that's what I wanna watch.


You.... you go eat pie..

I'ma go grill a ribeye and eat chocolate while I wait the 4 and a half min for it to be ready for my plate.

*wicked giggling*
Of course you do...

Also...again...of course you do...

And *hysterical laughter*
share the choccy please?

bullshit.

Not the good ones...I never scare them....

 

[Daydream_weaver]

LT: I want to be a tree...

FLT: pecan pie...yummmm....

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Are you kidding me? That is how it is meant to be eaten in Georgia. What are you, a Philistine?

I'm not in Georgia now, so it's okay.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

LT: I want to be a tree...

FLT: pecan pie...yummmm....

Could I just please...lick you?

Then you could grow roots and never leave my bed...

*nods*

Also...

hiya Muse.

 

[Faux_Pas]

My LT?
YOU PEOPLE TYPE TOO FUCKING FAST!!

 

[Nina327]

SWEET!!!



*wicked giggling*
Of course you do...

Also...again...of course you do...

And *hysterical laughter*
share the choccy please?



Not the good ones...I never scare them....

-giggles-

-Shares dark chocolate caramel cookies-


-more giggles-
Sure you do.. just a touch of a bit of a little bit of unease... you know.. just one lick worth.

 

[zydrate]

My LT?
YOU PEOPLE TYPE TOO FUCKING FAST!!

It's because we either drank or had sugar!!!!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I need a like button for Foxilicious' post...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

My LT?
YOU PEOPLE TYPE TOO FUCKING FAST!!

I'm on my phone.

But I'm a Swyping machine.

If there were Swype Olympics, then that would be ridiculous.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

-giggles-

-Shares dark chocolate caramel cookies-


-more giggles-
Sure you do.. just a touch of a bit of a little bit of unease... you know.. just one lick worth.

*happy growly groaning sound*

one lick worth...heh.

It's because we either drank or had sugar!!!!

*giggling my ass off*