The Last Thing You Thought...

[Mephistophelily]

That is EXACTLY what I told Freekles!!
But NooOOOoooo.


Now I'm leery on ordering again.
...But I wonder if I can get out of paying if I offer to let her grab it next time?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

And, if you order pizza after pizza just so she'll keep delivering them, then you're in a sitcom instead of a porn.

It's good to know these things.

 

[Last_Rider]

That is EXACTLY what I told Freekles!!
But NooOOOoooo.


Now I'm leery on ordering again.
...But I wonder if I can get out of paying if I offer to let her grab it next time?

I can't speak for everyone, but it would work for me.

 

[Mephistophelily]

And, if you order pizza after pizza just so she'll keep delivering them, then you're in a sitcom instead of a porn.

It's good to know these things.

Moderation: Porn.
Abundance: Sitcom. Gotcha. Will and Grace with just fem!Will and fem!Jack. And pizza. Lots and lots of pizza.

 

[Mephistophelily]

I can't speak for everyone, but it would work for me.

And a boob-grab for a tip.

 

[Last_Rider]

And a boob-grab for a tip.

Best house to deliver to ever.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Moderation: Porn.
Abundance: Sitcom. Gotcha. Will and Grace with just fem!Will and fem!Jack. And pizza. Lots and lots of pizza.

Oh, and if she turns out to be your sister, then it's a Soap.

If she's delivering pizzas to support her drug habit, and randomly complimenting/hitting on customers is something she does while high, you're probably in an After School Special.

 

[Last_Rider]

Moderation: Porn.
Abundance: Sitcom. Gotcha. Will and Grace with just fem!Will and fem!Jack. And pizza. Lots and lots of pizza.

Oh, if on her return trip she tries to eat you, you're in The Walking Dead

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oh, if on her return trip she tries to eat you, you're in The Walking Dead

Good call!


And, of course, if the pizza ends up giving you super powers, you're in a Comic Book Movie.

She'll be your arch nemesis, too.

 

[Last_Rider]

Good call!


And, of course, if the pizza ends up giving you super powers, you're in a Comic Book Movie.

She'll be your arch nemesis, too.

If "pizza" is a code word for drugs, you're in something on HBO

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If "pizza" is a code word for drugs, you're in something on HBO

If the delivery girl turns out to be an abused woman looking for affection from complete strangers, you're in a Lifetime movie.

 

[Mephistophelily]

.....
.........

I'm going for a shower.
If you two are still at it when I get back....
I just...
...
I'll think of something, dammit.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

.....
.........

I'm going for a shower.
If you two are still at it when I get back....
I just...
...
I'll think of something, dammit.

If she delivers the pizza in the shower, you're on late-night Cinemax.

 

[Mephistophelily]

If she delivers the pizza in the shower, you're on late-night Cinemax.

oh COME ON!!!!!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

oh COME ON!!!!!

If she delivers it while wearing a Hitler mustache, you're on the History Channel.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she delivers it while wearing a Hitler mustache, you're on the History Channel.

It is the last day of Shark Week, so she might breech from the water and toss it at you.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

It is the last day of Shark Week, so she might breech from the water and toss it at you.

If she goes tss and snaps her fingers when you don't thank her, you're in the Dog Whisperer.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she goes tss and snaps her fingers when you don't thank her, you're in the Dog Whisperer.

If she has blended down the pizza into a reduction and used it as a sauce for a warm salad with duck jerky you're on the Food Network, probably Chopped.

 

[RainingHeat]

If she delivers pizza with her 3 best friends.. you're on Sex and the City...

 

[Last_Rider]

If she delivers pizza with her 3 best friends.. you're on Sex and the City...

If she wont stop yelling at Dr. Phil and glad handing with Al Sharpton you're on the Oprah Winfrey network.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she gets fired for getting a boob grab for a tip instead of money, you're on The Apprentice.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she gets fired for getting a boob grab for a tip instead of money, you're on The Apprentice.

If she puts sunglasses on over her sunglasses while speaking in bad one-liners you're in CSI: Miami

 

[RainingHeat]

IF she gets her boobs enlarged when she delivers pizza... your on NIP/TUCK

 

[PrettyKitty10]

I really should get off here and do something...

 

[Last_Rider]

IF she gets her boobs enlarged when she delivers pizza... your on NIP/TUCK

If you start up a conversation with her that you really enjoy only to have her suddenly vanish never to be seen again, you're on Firefly.