Scuttle Buttin'
Demons at bay
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- Apr 27, 2003
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*sighs*
ahhh you are an evil Lady. Evil I say.
Do NOT use the ball gag...*head shake*
He'll just think it's an apple and try to eat it, if you do.
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*sighs*
ahhh you are an evil Lady. Evil I say.
Do NOT use the ball gag...*head shake*
*head rolls back and forth*
Stoppit! Sometimes I just drool. It doesn't mean I'm sleeping.
*cuddles*
He'll just think it's an apple and try to eat it, if you do.
Licks his cheek and snickers
Cuddles and noms a Luna
*snuggles*
Never underestimate my laziness.
I don't even have to boil water... I have water, at the right temperature, just hanging out on my counter.
But I've got to put the leaves in the teamaker, add in the sugar, toss some milk in the mug, wait the three minutes while it brews...
It's so much work.
Firstworldproblems?
Poor, poor, you...
pats head before ruffling hair
I know!
It's hard.
I really need a maid. Someone British, perhaps. Good with tea, fine with small maid's outfits...
Hmmm...
Think, think, think....
thinks for him
chews lip
Thing is, that's a rather specific set of requirements...you might have trouble finding applicants that meet them all...I mean, there's a lot of coffee drinkers these days!
thinks for him
chews lip
Thing is, that's a rather specific set of requirements...you might have trouble finding applicants that meet them all...I mean, there's a lot of coffee drinkers these days!
I'm very very good with a bullwhip, Wolfie. I've used one for years.
Indiana Jonesette
Now I want you to punish me Cait
*big grin*
True, true..
*nods and frowns while he thinks*
And of course, the nationality requirement shrinks my pool of available applicants right off the bat.
Although!
Going with someone British does mean that it being tea and not coffee doesn't narrow things too much more.
I really wanna write a cyberpunk story based in an age of nanotechnology~Think William Gibson or Snow Crash...
The problem is it is hard to get a decent co writer for sci-fi type stuff, especially without having a sexual hook...and for that, I would have NO sexual hook, at all.
Yes, and you share nicely.MINE *super pounce*
You do?!?
How interesting...
And what do you mean, no sexual hook?
Yes, and you share nicely.
-kisses nose-
LT: ITS BEEN DAYS.. and tonight sister wants to sit with me..
what about... ahhh fuckit. fine.. i love you too... gitoffame!
scan the tumblr?
sure
Tits ass awww
tits ass awww
rinse repeat and sprinkle with wtf.
TIME FOR COOKIES AND LIT...
go look at your own tumblr... shoooooooooo!
I really wanna write a cyberpunk story based in an age of nanotechnology~Think William Gibson or Snow Crash...
The problem is it is hard to get a decent co writer for sci-fi type stuff, especially without having a sexual hook...and for that, I would have NO sexual hook, at all.
I would write that with you. I love nano tech.
Yes, and you share nicely.
-kisses nose-
LT: ITS BEEN DAYS.. and tonight sister wants to sit with me..
what about... ahhh fuckit. fine.. i love you too... gitoffame!
scan the tumblr?
sure
Tits ass awww
tits ass awww
rinse repeat and sprinkle with wtf.
TIME FOR COOKIES AND LIT...
go look at your own tumblr... shoooooooooo!
It's like you just ate an entire bowl of sugar with your hands.
Indiana Jonesette
Now I want you to punish me Cait
*big grin*
Now just imagine how its gonna be now that the cookies are fresh from the oven.