The Last Thing You Thought...
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Nina327
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Amazon delivery drivers need to not be so fucking scary..
Big white vehicle sits in my driveway, cant see the logos clearly at all.
Looks like a cross between an SUV and a minivan.
Half a million things go through my head.
Someones lost.
They're on the phone.
Dont let this be that guy that keeps askin me out. No means no, fucker.
Oh shit... is that the dog trainer, cause that dogs, like dead.
You know that was nuts...
OH.. Last thought: Men need to be smarter than their penis.
Big white vehicle sits in my driveway, cant see the logos clearly at all.
Looks like a cross between an SUV and a minivan.
Half a million things go through my head.
Someones lost.
They're on the phone.
Dont let this be that guy that keeps askin me out. No means no, fucker.
Oh shit... is that the dog trainer, cause that dogs, like dead.
You know that was nuts...
OH.. Last thought: Men need to be smarter than their penis.
fr33ks33k
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Miss_Vivi
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LT ~ As far as crap PMs go...that one...was pretty crap!All of 8 words long and two of those spelt wrong.
I feel like there should be a lesson on how to write PM's.
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I think you may be right...but sadly those that should go, probably wouldn't...
sighs
shrugs
hugs a lovely
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Nina327
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Yeah, just a little bit.
LT: WTF? I'm 33... was that an age reference? Why would I care that your older neighbor caught you? Yes, I graduated before the new millenium little puppy but that fact doesnt make me any wetter than Saved by the Bell. The only young ones that turn me on don't actually start with age, dick size or the fact that I have TITS! Surprise, I know that! I kinda proved that fact in photos!
-clears throat-
FLT: I have shit to do.
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*sigh* That would be a wonder, wouldn't it?
MLT~
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I feel icky.
If I didn't have things to do, places to go, I'd go right back to bed and stay there.
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I want to dance!!!!!
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Hugs my darling witch
They might not. But! If we wrote out a lesson, then whenever anyone of us receives a terrible PM, we just send them that link!
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Interestingly enough, I already wrote a lesson once before for another site. I'll put it in the Lounge FAQ and then link it in the School.
Cause I think writing up various "lessons" in the school would be fun.
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I've been meaning to actually "enroll" in that school at some point.
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Last Thought
So I saw you by my job, on your phone. Nice. And yet, you bitch at me for not texting you. *nods* You write me things, make snide comments and act like you are innocent? Funny that.
Further Last Thought
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. That fucking HURTS.
Final Last Thought
I have got to settle down and write today.
So I saw you by my job, on your phone. Nice. And yet, you bitch at me for not texting you. *nods* You write me things, make snide comments and act like you are innocent? Funny that.
Further Last Thought
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. That fucking HURTS.
Final Last Thought
I have got to settle down and write today.
LoganDarkHolme
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watching cait get beat at poker is fun 
fr33ks33k
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Oh. *stifles sniffles* ok.
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I've been working out how I should actually present that... hmm... maybe an application! ponders
Then the school is for teaching errant language teachers how to be Christmas trees?
grins
Lesson up! And I linked the lesson in the first post of the school so it's easy to find. I hope it's good!
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blushes and moves closer to whisper in her ear
That lesson wasn't exactly of my choosing...I merely asked a fellow staff member for help...a staff member who was being fed suggestions by his employer...
...and have I ever told you how amazingly eloquent you are...
...and how unbelievably sexy that is...?
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