The Last Thing You Thought...

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More so than, say, a banana?

Though "things have gone banana-shaped" seems like something you'd hear more on the set of a porn...

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But a banana looks like a banana, a pear looks like it might be a malformed apple...and then of course, we could always say things have gone 'quince' shaped...but that'd be silly!
 
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But a banana looks like a banana, a pear looks like it might be a malformed apple...and then of course, we could always say things have gone 'quince' shaped...but that'd be silly!

Silly, yes, and also I wouldn't know a quince if it hit me in the head.
 
Silly, yes, and also I wouldn't know a quince if it hit me in the head.

It's a part of the 'apple and pear' family of fruit. Grown, I believe, primarily for it's flowers but it is edible.

grins

I know an inordinate amount about the most random of things :D
 
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This is honestly driving me bat shit.
Why can I not concentrate?
I feel all sixes and sevens.
Like fuck.
I know that I owe.
I know that I need to focus.
I can not do so.
Maybe a side trip?
 
It's a part of the 'apple and pear' family of fruit. Grown, I believe for it's flowers, but it is edible.

grins

I know an inordinate amount about the most random of things :D

I know a lot of random and, mostly, useless things, and I think I've heard of a quince, but I wouldn't know one if I saw it.


I was just telling someone else today that, at least after they've been in the ground for a couple hundred years, bones will stick to your tongue.
 
This is honestly driving me bat shit.
Why can I not concentrate?
I feel all sixes and sevens.
Like fuck.
I know that I owe.
I know that I need to focus.
I can not do so.
Maybe a side trip?

Side trip!
Road trip!

I call backseat, middle, feet on the hump!
 
Throws a quince at his head.

Catches a kitty

Hey sweetness, I saw your post in the school. You want behavior lessons? You want me to ask Scuttle to teach you a thing or three?:rose:

giggles at the quince throwing and smiles at the mention of lessons

LT ~ I should probably air out my classroom too at some point!

I know a lot of random and, mostly, useless things, and I think I've heard of a quince, but I wouldn't know one if I saw it.


I was just telling someone else today that, at least after they've been in the ground for a couple hundred years, bones will stick to your tongue.

I love random stuff :D
A former colleague's nickname for me was Wikipedia :eek:
 
giggles at the quince throwing and smiles at the mention of lessons

LT ~ I should probably air out my classroom too at some point!

I love random stuff :D
A former colleague's nickname for me was Wikipedia :eek:

Oh I'd love to see your lessons...:D

*catches it!*

Oh, yeah.. we should totally say quince-shaped. Definitely odder looking than a pear.

You do that. Let's see if it catches on.
 
giggles at the quince throwing and smiles at the mention of lessons

LT ~ I should probably air out my classroom too at some point!



I love random stuff :D
A former colleague's nickname for me was Wikipedia :eek:

The bone thing I learned at a job I had. Turned out to be kind of useful. Utterly useless to me now, though. *chuckles*


Interesting random information is the best. Way better than uninteresting useless information like, say, Geometry. *grins*
 
Oh I'd love to see your lessons...:D

You do that. Let's see if it catches on.

As the Head, you should probably, definitely, come and observe sometime :D

Just need to find myself some students...or perhaps I could write up an evaluation of a past lesson...

feels muse twitching promisingly

...oooh, now there's an idea...

The bone thing I learned at a job I had. Turned out to be kind of useful. Utterly useless to me now, though. *chuckles*

Interesting random information is the best. Way better than uninteresting useless information like, say, Geometry. *grins*

Oh it has to be interesting, or there's no point absorbing said information.

Totally agree about geometry!
 
Personally, my preference is for you to call...

*On my back, thighs spread, lips spread too*

but I guess I will settle for the other one.

grins, blushes

Luuunnnaaa... you know I only say that for you!

Sshh! I have a nice, innocent, reputation to protect. :cool:


tries to stifle the sudden giggles
 
Oh it has to be interesting, or there's no point absorbing said information.

Totally agree about geometry!

I hated geometry. Every single day sitting in that class, over and over, I just thought I am never going to use a single goddamned thing I learn in this class.


And outside of Jeopardy or something, I haven't.
 
As the Head, you should probably, definitely, come and observe sometime :D

Just need to find myself some students...or perhaps I could write up an evaluation of a past lesson...

feels muse twitching promisingly

...oooh, now there's an idea...

It's good to be the king... er boss.
 
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