The Last Thing You Thought...

[iamincognito45]

Hey! hEy! heY! HEY! *blinkyblink* Why are youse people going on about ME getting a spanking?????!!! What did I do? I'm innocent, I swear and besides, like I said before, I'm a good girl.

I am.

Really.

I think point for everyone here is pretty simple really. We all want to see your lovely bare ass. Yes we do. And everyone here know you like a good hard spanking. Which would then reward everyone further by not only seeing your lovely ass, but seeing it a lovely fiery red after said spankings.

I mean come on now. This is a clear win win for everyone here.

 

[Last_Rider]

We DID? I must have missed something. *scratches head in utter perplexatude*

You were trying to sell me a bridge in Oklahoma, knowing full well that there aren't any, and then tried to take my money. Bad behavior means you get spanked. Now all we need is either FD or SB to administer them.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I've been up since 10:20am.
I'm running on 3 hours of sleep, total.
And I'm really fucking tired.

*Cuddles into a ball on the floor and yawns*

I'm not too sure how I feel about this..

They actually have something new that they've designed specifically for times when you feel like this.



It's called sleep.

 

[kaciemay]

o just pls cum already

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

You were trying to sell me a bridge in Oklahoma, knowing full well that there aren't any, and then tried to take my money. Bad behavior means you get spanked. Now all we need is either FD or SB to administer them.

I can?!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

o just pls cum already

Sorry! I didn't realize you were waiting for me.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

You were trying to sell me a bridge in Oklahoma, knowing full well that there aren't any, and then tried to take my money. Bad behavior means you get spanked. Now all we need is either FD or SB to administer them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Back up yer damn bus. You were talking about my ass getting spanked waaaay before that. *glares at him* (obviously I'm going to skip over that whole damn bridge thing. I may be slow, but I'm not stupid.)

I swear... I think you just wanna see me get my ass spanked.

 

[Last_Rider]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Back up yer damn bus. You were talking about my ass getting spanked waaaay before that. *glares at him* (obviously I'm going to skip over that whole damn bridge thing. I may be slow, but I'm not stupid.)

I swear... I think you just wanna see me get my ass spanked.

I was talking about it, but mostly to get you to talk about it. After you began talking about it it was easy enough to get you to say or do something that made you deserve it.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I was talking about it, but mostly to get you to talk about it. After you began talking about it it was easy enough to get you to say or do something that made you deserve it.

All you have to do with Cait is wait around long enough and that happens.

You could almost set your watch by it.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

You were trying to sell me a bridge in Oklahoma, knowing full well that there aren't any, and then tried to take my money. Bad behavior means you get spanked. Now all we need is either FD or SB to administer them.

Now wait a cotton pickin' minute!!!

SB doesn't administer a damn thing, let alone spankings where I'm concerned.

And...and... I never said anything about a bridge in Oklahoma.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Now wait a cotton pickin' minute!!!

SB doesn't administer a damn thing, let alone spankings where I'm concerned.

And...and... I never said anything about a bridge in Oklahoma.

*laughs* You had to quote that twice before you caught that part?

 

[iamincognito45]

I swear... I think you just wanna see me get my ass spanked.

Hello???

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I was talking about it, but mostly to get you to talk about it. After you began talking about it it was easy enough to get you to say or do something that made you deserve it.

All you have to do with Cait is wait around long enough and that happens.

You could almost set your watch by it.

*glances from one to the other*

*slowly starts making her way to the closest exit*

 

[DarkWarrioress]

*laughs* You had to quote that twice before you caught that part?

Yes. I said I was slow, didn't I? Cut me some slack. I've been trying to write.

Hello???

Uh..er... Yes? You got two cents to toss in too? *pouts* What is this, Pick On Cait Day?

 

[Last_Rider]

*glances from one to the other*

*slowly starts making her way to the closest exit*

Relax Cait, I'm not going to spank you, I just enjoy putting you in a position where you totally deserve it. Though I might supply a belt if necessary.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Relax Cait, I'm not going to spank you, I just enjoy putting you in a position where you totally deserve it. Though I might supply a belt if necessary.

*whips out her secret notebook and scribbles something under Rider's name.*

 

[Last_Rider]

*whips out her secret notebook and scribbles something under Rider's name.*

Oh no, you're scribbling something in a notebook, can't you feel my horror?

How would FD feel about you writing things about other men in there anyway?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*whips out her secret notebook and scribbles something under Rider's name.*

*shakes his head and makes another couple notes on his rapidly filling piece of paper*

 

[ilikeitlikethat18]

So horny. Haven't done anything in like 9 days.. :O

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

-Stumbles in. Grabs his girl. Pulling her warmly into his lap-

 

[DarkWarrioress]

-Stumbles in. Grabs his girl. Pulling her warmly into his lap-

Saved!! *snuggles in his lap*

 

[iamincognito45]

So horny. Haven't done anything in like 9 days.. :O

TLTIT - This sounds like such an unfortunate tragedy.

The are ways my dear. Yes there are.

 

[Last_Rider]

Saved!! *snuggles in his lap*

Now what in the world makes you think you're saved? You're just in a different precarious position than before.

 

[BeautifulDream]

*cough* but there are bridges in Oklahoma...?

I must not understand fully.... hmm

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Now what in the world makes you think you're saved? You're just in a different precarious position than before.

*looks at Rider and desperately wants to stick her tongue out at him while she clings to Daddy, but refrains. Instead she leans up to kiss Daddy's cheek instead.*