The Last Thing You Thought...

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I have no idea what event he was taking part in but I think I like that sport now. Ooooh.
 
*snerk*
"Shuttlecock."


Ohhh, I really shouldn't be listening to badminton talk this early.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS CLICKING?! That guy's chair? An intern with an oldschool typewriter? Are they forcing some 17 year old to transcript this hyper bastard on it?!
 
*ring...ring...ring*

Wha...what? Oh...alarm! Drat...grrrr...it's morning...another day at wor-...

Oh, IT'S FRIDAY!!!
 
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Heh I wish. What a great way to start a friday.
I know that feeling all too well...

Sometimes when my stomach is upset I imagine an elaborate alarm system going off inside me. Flashing red lights and sirens. All the while tiny little men are running around in a panic, turning valves closed, yelling, "Release that valve! Cool that corridor. She needs us!"
 
I know that feeling all too well...

Sometimes when my stomach is upset I imagine an elaborate alarm system going off inside me. Flashing red lights and sirens. All the while tiny little men are running around in a panic, turning valves closed, yelling, "Release that valve! Cool that corridor. She needs us!"

:D It wouldn't be so bad if it would make up its mind about what it wants to do or just go back to being dormant.
 
:D It wouldn't be so bad if it would make up its mind about what it wants to do or just go back to being dormant.
"She needs it back to a state of dorminancy!"

*tiny men running along steel grated walk ways and stairs over bubbling stomach acid.*

"Come on men! It is the spicy enchilada and beer scenario we have been training for! You there! Cool that quadrant!"
 
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!

fuck.

LTIT: I just want that initial min. Right when thick meat touches wet heat and makes me twitch. Those first moments of penetration when my sex decides it really likes this and I can hear him grunt because i'm already cuming and we just started.
 
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