The Lance and Sean ultimate cage match thread

[Aphro]

You two are playing fisticuffs in almost every thread. Let's try and keep the pissing contest contained.

Ok guys. Lets have a nice, clean fight.

Both of you, back to your corners and...

DING!

Round One.

 

[silver gurl]

Are we taking bets?

 

[Christobal]

Sitting ringside with two beers

 

[Adre]

Now yer talking. *unfolds beach chair*

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think those two would be pretty evenly matched, unless LTR is allowed ringside.

She could flash her sweaterpuppies and poor Lance would go catatonic.

 

[ElizabethWest]

My money's on Sean.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jfep.gif

 

[Aphro]

Who's going to make them each a full length satin warm up robe?

Also, we need a design for the crest on the championship belt.

 

[pointless]

i think it's time for me to make this weird. you're welcome.

i blame community.

 

[Adre]

Who's going to make them each a full length satin warm up robe?

Also, we need a design for the crest on the championship belt.

Shit, I'm not that interested.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I think they should wrestle in jello.......or mud......OR shit.....that's it -diarrhea wrestling.

 

[Adre]

I think they should wrestle in jello.......or mud......OR shit.....that's it -diarrhea wrestling.

Well, they both talk a lot of shit.

 

[Lancecastor]

Shit, I'm not that interested.

Me neither. He's a pipsqueak and would just get hurt.

 

[Aphro]

i think it's time for me to make this weird. you're welcome.

i blame community.

What most reminds you of Lance and Sean, the Asian lesbian 3-way, or the teen hottie gets facial from BBC?

Or is my link not working?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Good bet.

My money's on Sean.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jfep.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/z6z7VbHU8qTJQK6iEo/giphy.gif​

Introducing! Sean Renaud? No I guess I'm the first half of this fusion. We are Renaud Sean in the name of the GB we shall punish you!

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypot3CYECwE

 

[Sean]

I'm pretty sure the Groveller only fights girls. Besides, beating up bitter little shut in old men isn't really my thing.

 

[pointless]

What most reminds you of Lance and Sean, the Asian lesbian 3-way, or the teen hottie gets facial from BBC?

Or is my link not working?

well, that sucks. stupid porn hub. it was gay wrestling porn. now the joke is ruined so you'll have to find your own.

 

[Aphro]

Me neither. He's a pipsqueak and would just get hurt.

I'm pretty sure the Groveller only fights girls. Besides, beating up bitter little shut in old men isn't really my thing.

Right. I'm going to have to give this round to Sean.

Pony up your bets, because...

"DING!"

Round 2

 

[Aphro]

Anyone interested in side bets on how long before ### arrives? Promise me you won't quote it.

 

[silver gurl]

Less than 15 minutes for # # # #

And I bet on Sean for the win. Lance talks shit. Sean knows shit.

 

[ElizabethWest]

8.14 Gmt

 

[pointless]

i just excrete it.

 

[pensivepoet]

I feel like Hawkeye waiting for 5 o'clock Charlie.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Less than 15 minutes for # # # #

And I bet on Sean for the win. Lance talks shit. Sean knows shit.

Yes but they are both full of shit so that makes it even!

 

[hobbit.]

since the swarthy fucker from southside manc started predicting the burning down of historical buildings... im with Mr Pyro.