The Lament of the Lost Blurty 02: Back To The Hood

[yossi]

A tweeted State of the Union is what I'm looking forward to.

 

[yossi]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Spins]

I hope Johnny's day is ruined <nods>

 

[thør]

I hope Johnny's day is ruined <nods>

How ruined?

Just a PITA?

Or, over a cliff.

 

[Spins]

Well...

Maybe partial.

He can have the Steelers lose, but the Cowboys are going to win...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

How ruined?

Just a PITA?

Awww man...those are amazeballs for falafel sammiches!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Well...

Maybe partial.

He can have the Steelers lose, but the Cowboys are going to win...

I'm predicting a clean sweep for Team Johnny today.

 

[Spins]

I'm predicting a clean sweep for Team Johnny today.

I only want you to be half correct.

Team Spins could use another week of football to look forward to

 

[phantom4533]

Dallas fans are not happy at the moment.

 

[islandman]

Good for you, Seamus. Good for you.

 

[Spins]

Someone check on me sometime in the next 3 hours.

<flops>

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm half-way to a full on gloat!

 

[phantom4533]

A man walks into a bar dragging a chain. The bartender asks, "Why are you dragging a chain?"
The man replies, "You ever try pushing one of these things?"

 

[islandman]

When one logs onto the GeeBee for the first time, Laurel automatically awards them a Master's Degree in Political Science?

 

[thør]

When one logs onto the GeeBee for the first time, Laurel automatically awards them a Master's Degree in Political Science?

With that and $6, they can buy a latte.

 

[islandman]

With that and $6, they can buy a latte.

Pence doesn't like people who drink lattes. He thinks they should undergo coffee conversion therapy.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[islandman]

That's a fine-looking woman he murdered.

 

[thør]

Pence doesn't like people who drink lattes. He thinks they should undergo coffee conversion therapy.

I'm not a latte fan, but I let people like what they want.

I'm latte tolerant.

 

[Spins]

People are stupid. A latte stupid.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My good friend, Thor, just doesn't have the gravitas to pull off a Lament thread.

 

[thør]

My good friend, Thor, just doesn't have the gravitas to pull off a Lament thread.

Poor bastard.

 

[islandman]

Evidently Madonna played the Bataclan about a month after the bombing there....

How fucking stupid can you be?

 

[thør]

Evidently Madonna played the Bataclan about a month after the bombing there....

How fucking stupid can you be?

Really? A month after the shootings and bombs of 13 Nov 2015?

Must have been in an alternate reality.