The kitchen is open, ladies

Ladies.....

Let's stay inside today.

I have a well equipped kitchen and would love to prepare breakfast, lunch or dinner for you. I can prepare from scratch. May I please do that for you? It is one of my most favorite things to do, ever. Do you have a culinary aphrodesiac that makes you go bonkers?

We can try it here or go private.....

Thanks in advance for letting me serve you! Maybe when we're finished you can give me other orders....

.....

Orders? Mow my lawn, repair my fence, fix my window that sticks, paint my back room and vacuum.
 
You'll have better luck with this sort of thread on the Playground or Role Playing sections of Lit.
 
Apparently the board of health has closed this kitchen down. Or it's the slowest service, ever.
 
So it's not true? And here I was about to PM you my order for breakfast in bed.

Mischy, I would make my trusty kettle full of boiled water sing arias of instant noodle joy for your naked bed-bound belly.

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:kiss:
 
I put my order in ages ago.

I'm giving this place a bad yelp review.
 
I wish I would have read this before I made macaroni and cheese this afternoon.
 
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