StoneWorker
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Ladies.....
Let's stay inside today.
I have a well equipped kitchen and would love to prepare breakfast, lunch or dinner for you. I can prepare from scratch. May I please do that for you? It is one of my most favorite things to do, ever. Do you have a culinary aphrodesiac that makes you go bonkers?
We can try it here or go private.....
Thanks in advance for letting me serve you! Maybe when we're finished you can give me other orders....
You'll have better luck with this sort of thread on the Playground or Role Playing sections of Lit.
That's Islandmanspeak for PM me hotstuff.
Your hard-on for me is showing, dude.
So it's not true? And here I was about to PM you my order for breakfast in bed.
I don't need a fully equipped kitchen to make that happen.
I hear you have a fully equipped sausage, care to share it with the rest of us?
*flirty eyes*
I hear you have a fully equipped sausage, care to share it with the rest of us?
*flirty eyes*
I hear you have a fully equipped sausage, care to share it with the rest of us?
*flirty eyes*
So it's not true? And here I was about to PM you my order for breakfast in bed.
But I like to share.Given Mischka's voracious appetite, I don't think there will be enough to go around.
Ha! Haven't had one of those since college.Mischy, I would make my trusty kettle full of boiled water sing arias of instant noodle joy for your naked bed-bound belly.
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Orders? Mow my lawn, repair my fence, fix my window that sticks, paint my back room and vacuum.
that is a list of sexual perversions!! your dirty bastard!
Your orders came too slow. Went offline with a friend right away.
Anyway I'll get your lawn mowed immediately but the other stuff will have to wait till after dinner