The Kamalot White House

[JoePepsiCo]

I anticipate the Daily Press Briefing.

Who will deliver the Daily Tongue Twister/Brain Teaser conference?



What do metaphorical croutons look like? Giggles and grins sprinkled over word salad?

 

[Bn2f]

I anticipate the Daily Press Briefing.

Who will deliver the Daily Tongue Twister/Brain Teaser conference?



What do metaphorical croutons look like? Giggles and grins sprinkled over word salad?

HAHA! THX for da laff!

I like how you wrote this jumbled mess and then ended saying 'word salad'.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I'm sorry that you find "Dick and Jane" to be such a taxing read.

 

[Bn2f]

I'm sorry that you find "Dick and Jane" to be such a taxing read.

LOL. This is not the flex you think it is.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

AJ shilling for Trump again. Some day he will come out of the closet and admit he's a trumptard instead of just a tard.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There has to be at least one Yellow School Bus in the Venn diagrams/thingies.


Maybe they can promote it to Command Sergeant Major.


Maybe even Sergeant Lieutenant Colonel . . . .


We know beyond a shadow what will be served for refreshments:

 

[DeluxAuto]

There has to be at least one Yellow School Bus in the Venn diagrams/thingies.


Maybe they can promote it to Command Sergeant Major.


Maybe even Sergeant Lieutenant Colonel . . . .


We know beyond a shadow what will be served for refreshments:

This misses the mark. Hard.

Dems here rarely watch or post links to CNN. You guys are terrified of yet another non-existent boogeyman.

Fucking histrionic snowflakes.

 

[schism666]

There has to be at least one Yellow School Bus in the Venn diagrams/thingies.


Maybe they can promote it to Command Sergeant Major.


Maybe even Sergeant Lieutenant Colonel . . . .


We know beyond a shadow what will be served for refreshments:

meanwhile, you're swallowing the bullshit from the orange idiot that this guy wants to abort babies at 10 months.



you lot have totally lost yourselves to a absolute dipshit.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Tuesday Night,

Kamala will read us her Dick and Jane version of politics while she attempts to play mean girl, which she's probably very good at, to get under Trump's skin.

If she were smart, she'd find a reason, any reason, not to show up...

Had to stay in the White House basement.

National Emergency!

The border's broke!
Inflation deflation!
Ukraine!
Gaza!


Bye

 

[Crownvic]

There has to be at least one Yellow School Bus in the Venn diagrams/thingies.


Maybe they can promote it to Command Sergeant Major.


Maybe even Sergeant Lieutenant Colonel . . . .


We know beyond a shadow what will be served for refreshments:

Too much sugar..

 

[Rotadom]

Tuesday Night,

Kamala will read us her Dick and Jane version of politics while she attempts to play mean girl, which she's probably very good at, to get under Trump's skin.

If she were smart, she'd find a reason, any reason, not to show up...

Had to stay in the White House basement.

National Emergency!

The border's broke!
Inflation deflation!
Ukraine!
Gaza!


Bye

Weird post.

 

[Crownvic]

It should be named. Scamala..

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Good one!

Of course the Democrats are going to win the election. They literally run on emotion (real, as with the laity, or donned as self-residual sacramental robes by the Priesthood.), the sons and daughters of two, going on three, four (how high can we continue to go?) Bread-and-Circus generations the last of which haven’t had to serve their country or live up to standards of any sort. Of course she’s going to win! She’s a black woman and she looks smart on television. All of the trusted news sources can find nothing to fault her over, social media loves her and Taylor Swift (spouse of the future Mr. Travis Swift?) endorses her.

Face it Conservatives, Trump supporters and Cheney-Romney Never-Trumpers, it’s over. Conservatives, suck it, you were done in again by the establishment, who are too busy setting up their short sells to celebrate, but trust me on this one, they are some ecstatic, not just happy, campers. They have big plans. They’re going to win next time! Heritage, tradition, dignity and gravitas will giude them On to victory, a bunch of delusional filled with the residual self-image of Ronald Reagan…

 

[JoePepsiCo]

She's measuring the drapes.

Caribbean theme?

 

[JoePepsiCo]

So goes the NEW Holy Secular Roman Empire.

The Emperor will soon be wearing Prada...


Will she take up the fiddle?


Kazoo...?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Empress.


Insh'Allah she doesn't go in for some new clothes.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Is that how she identifies?

I would have thought that she would want to play the Cleopatra card; seduce Xi or Putin, or both...

 

[YDB95]

She's measuring the drapes.

Caribbean theme?

Anyone who's been through a DC summer could tell you that would be perfectly appropriate...

 

[Crownvic]

Anyone who's been through a DC summer could tell you that would be perfectly appropriate...

Going to be curtains for someone..

 

[ll74]

Good one!

Of course the Democrats are going to win the election. They literally run on emotion (real, as with the laity, or donned as self-residual sacramental robes by the Priesthood.), the sons and daughters of two, going on three, four (how high can we continue to go?) Bread-and-Circus generations the last of which haven’t had to serve their country or live up to standards of any sort. Of course she’s going to win! She’s a black woman and she looks smart on television. All of the trusted news sources can find nothing to fault her over, social media loves her and Taylor Swift (spouse of the future Mr. Travis Swift?) endorses her.

Face it Conservatives, Trump supporters and Cheney-Romney Never-Trumpers, it’s over. Conservatives, suck it, you were done in again by the establishment, who are too busy setting up their short sells to celebrate, but trust me on this one, they are some ecstatic, not just happy, campers. They have big plans. They’re going to win next time! Heritage, tradition, dignity and gravitas will giude them On to victory, a bunch of delusional filled with the residual self-image of Ronald Reagan…

"The election is rigged....."

 

[gxnn]

Is that how she identifies?

I would have thought that she would want to play the Cleopatra card; seduce Xi or Putin, or both...

She is the cup of tea for President Marcon Emmanual of Paris, who likes old nanny. Normal Chinese and Russian men do not like grandma, not even in imagination.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

HOLY CRAP! Megan Markle looks just like Kamala, just younger and just as stupid and even more prima donna, if possible. Duchess difficult, and, *score*, we’ve heard all about the Vice President’s staffing woes…, Combine that with her misusage of the English language, and we get, President Perplexing.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

She is the cup of tea for President Marcon Emmanual of Paris, who likes old nanny. Normal Chinese and Russian men do not like grandma, not even in imagination.

Mr. Harris loves Dem nannies...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Stop me if I've said this before, b-u-u-u-u-t,

WHEN SHE WINS (and for the trolls ready to pounce, I've said every time I come here to post, she's going to win, you cannot stop the bifurcations of culture [see my Chaos thread], it's a done deal, Oprah and Taylor have thus decreed and The Holy Trinity of SWMBO, Harris, Winfrey and Swift, will prevail...), and she will win, she will not be the hapless boob you see flopping around from bouncy house to bouncy house. She is a dedicated Marxist, they created a vacuum (in the White House as the Deep State and Academia before [Hollywood is just along for the ride]) and it has been filled (waiting is fulfilled for those who grok), the real Kamal will emerge from its metaphorical basement, or closet, as it were,

~~ AND ~~

Kamala Harris, Manchu President, will get stuff done because her Marxist views are in line with the silent coup of the Deep State.

It will flex its muscle. Dark days ahead. I think they're recording all gun sales now. They have their ways and they are waiting, not for their moment to pounce, just for the moment to shat which the Leviathan hath doth digested. I would be loath to make a purchase through a dealer without a strong straw man.