The Joy of Emails!

[Pan718]

Isn't email great! Thought this little missive might get your creative minds going on sending and receiving such... Your thoughts?

Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2001 05:38:16 PST
To: pan718@excite.com
Subject: mmmmmm

I want you to come fuck me like the wildman I know you are.... bend me over lift my skirt.... rip off my panties..... bury your thick, hard cock in my wet pussy .... as you bite my neck and pull my hair.

mmmmmm

i'm going to go masterbate dreaming of you....
Call me soon.
xoxoxo

 

[estevie]

 

[JazzManJim]

Isn't email great! Thought this little missive might get your creative minds going on sending and receiving such... Your thoughts?

Dude...I just *never* get stuff like this.

Well done, my friend!

 

[juicylips]

Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2001 05:38:16 PST
To: pan718@excite.com
Subject: mmmmmm

I want you to come fuck me like the wildman I know you are.... bend me over lift my skirt.... rip off my panties..... bury your thick, hard cock in my wet pussy .... as you bite my neck and pull my hair.

mmmmmm

i'm going to go masterbate dreaming of you....
Call me soon.
xoxoxo

Hey, is this a plea for some of these in your box??

Cassidy

 

[Pan718]

Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

Dude...I just *never* get stuff like this.

Well done, my friend!

Christmas is coming... Consider it whispered in the ear of some of Santa's sexier elves... ("Whisper, whisper" in Cassidy's ear.)

And thank you to the board member who PMed the loveliest invitation... with the original author's misspellings corrected

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

If I ever

got an email like this it would kill me, seriously! I would fall out of my dafting chair! Damn some people have all the luck!

My hats off to ya

Holden

 

[cymbidia]

It's mastUrbation.

On a porn board, everyone should know how to spell THAT word, even if they're only semi-literate in all other ways.

 

[Mistress]

Damnit Pan, I thought I was the only one who sent you E-Mails like that, now I'm crushed








Thats ok they can send you e-mails all they want, I can just call ya! Grins

 

[Pan718]

But CYM!

It's mastUrbation.

On a porn board, everyone should know how to spell THAT word, even if they're only semi-literate in all other ways.

How can you spell that word without an 'I' in it?
And I think the typo better reflects where the original author's mind and fingers were... NOT on the keyboard

And sssssshhhh, Misty... You're still the only one I regularly take up on the offer (how's that for getting the rumor mill going? -laughing!)

 

[Pan718]

Re: If I ever

got an email like this it would kill me, seriously! I would fall out of my dafting chair!
Holden

Careful, Bud! Some playful little elf-ette is gonna be worried about being charged with manslaughter if she emails you...

 

[cymbidia]

If that playful little elf-ette remains anonymous no charges will be filed.

 

[Wanderer D]

Now that's a PM that will wake you up.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

Hey, is this a plea for some of these in your box??

Cassidy

If Pan doesn't want them, I do!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

Dude...I just *never* get stuff like this.

Well done, my friend!

Uh ... so like what is your email addy ?!?!?

I wanna send you some thing ... uh ... ahem ... * cough* ... well ya know....

 

[April]

Damn, I never get anything like that either. At least, not in my PM box.

 

[Mistress]

Re: But CYM!

And sssssshhhh, Misty... You're still the only one I regularly take up on the offer (how's that for getting the rumor mill going? -laughing!)

You are sooo evil! MUAH! Such a sweetie!

 

[Pan718]

Re: Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

Uh ... so like what is your email addy ?!?!?

I wanna send you some thing ... uh ... ahem ... * cough* ... well ya know....

Hey Jazzman... Do you know the tune, "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... Everywhere you turn..."

Season's Greetings! Next time I'm in Balmer I'll expect a date for crabcakes and beers at the Inner Harbor! (Balmer is the local pronunciation for a fine East Coast city.) And thanks Aphrodisie!

 

[Pan718]

Re: Re: But CYM!

You are sooo evil! MUAH! Such a sweetie!

When I sent my original reply, I didn't read your tag line "I can just call you!" I was implying that you were the only email sender I actually came over and... ummm... you know... "bend me over... rip off my panties... and bury...," etc. and so forth.

I certainly wasn't suggesting anything BellSouth could send! Which rumor would you prefer to get going? Phone calls or personal visits...? I'm flexible about these things...

 

[Mistress]

First off, before the rumor gets too out of hand..I didn't send him that Pm....

And second Pan, we still have dinner plans to make

BTW are you on MSN?

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

Uh ... so like what is your email addy ?!?!?

I wanna send you some thing ... uh ... ahem ... * cough* ... well ya know....

Sweet lady, you know just what my addy is. But in case you don't, it's jazzmanjim@literotica.com

I eagerly await

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

Hey Jazzman... Do you know the tune, "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... Everywhere you turn..."

Season's Greetings! Next time I'm in Balmer I'll expect a date for crabcakes and beers at the Inner Harbor! (Balmer is the local pronunciation for a fine East Coast city.) And thanks Aphrodisie!

Man, Santa knows just what this Big Guy needs, doesn't he?

And when you're in Bawlmer (It aint' the accent without that "W"), you're definitely one!!

And ain't she just a hottie??

 

[Pan718]

If that playful little elf-ette remains anonymous no charges will be filed.

If only the insurance were in her name... she'd have quite a jolly Christmas and New Year too... I'm not revealing any heart conditions to you Ms. Cym! And does your name's origination reflect anything Nero Wolfe was keeping in his hothouse?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

Man, Santa knows just what this Big Guy needs, doesn't he?

And when you're in Bawlmer (It aint' the accent without that "W"), you're definitely one!!

And ain't she just a hottie??

May I tag along ?!? * jumping up and down *

I have an accent of some sort and I have never ever had crabcakes.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

May I tag along ?!? * jumping up and down *

I have an accent of some sort and I have never ever had crabcakes.

Of course you can! You get your own, exclusive crab cake date, too!

 

[Pan718]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Joy of Emails!

May I tag along ?!? * jumping up and down *

I have an accent of some sort and I have never ever had crabcakes.

Boy, this will start threesome rumors going!

Let's roll posse!