The Jeopardy Thread

[Cratchit]

who is the heavyweight boxer fighting De La Hoya next weekend? (ok, i stole this but big deal)



Can opener, and car keys

 

[Azuldrgon]

Can opener, and car keys

What two items could you use to knock someone out in a pinch?

American Ninja Warrior

 

[availableslave2u]

American Ninja Warrior

after you're crowned your state's ninja warrior what will you be if you win competing against all the other state's ninja warriors?

corn on the cob

 

[Englandboy2]

after you're crowned your state's ninja warrior what will you be if you win competing against all the other state's ninja warriors?

corn on the cob

What is considered fancy dining in Alabama?

Beer and cigarettes.

 

[WriteOfWay]

What is considered fancy dining in Alabama?

Beer and cigarettes.

What is considered fancy dining in England?

A new condom and a used condom

 

[fsa52]

What is considered fancy dining in England?

A new condom and a used condom

What is the difference between a sports car and the family van?


dental floss

 

[Cratchit]

What is the difference between a sports car and the family van?


dental floss

What is move coverage one would have than some of the bikinis on South Beach?

 

[imnauti]

Need a new answer........




Netgear

 

[Stillstiff]

What does a butterfly clooector have?


football game

 

[Cratchit]

What is one of the biggest reasons spouses don't talk on sundays?




Weed wacker, and cupcakes

 

[Englandboy2]

What is one of the biggest reasons spouses don't talk on sundays?




Weed wacker, and cupcakes

What are Brad and Angelina's pet names for eachother?


Vodka and porn.

 

[cautiouslyimpulsiveunpredictable]

Football - but not if she (me) beats his ass in Yahoo Fantasy Football Pro Pick'em 4 years straight.

so....needless to say - I am smug on Sundays. He pretends I have rigged the NFL.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Football - but not if she (me) beats his ass in Yahoo Fantasy Football Pro Pick'em 4 years straight.

so....needless to say - I am smug on Sundays. He pretends I have rigged the NFL.

What are Brad and Angelina's pet names for eachother?


Vodka and porn.

What is a day without them ... is like a day without sunshine.

Ketchup, mustard and pickles.

 

[DarkSimian]

What is a day without them ... is like a day without sunshine.

Ketchup, mustard and pickles.

What does Ronald McDonald use instead of lube?

Autoerotic asphyxiation

 

[Cratchit]

What is another name for when a sexy car takes your breath away?


wisdom teeth, and baby strollers

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What is another name for when a sexy car takes your breath away?


wisdom teeth, and baby strollers

What are two things you'll find on the front page of this site: http://www.wisdomteethoralsurgery.com/wisdom-teeth-removal-friends?PAGE=8

A: honey covered condoms

 

[fathom7]

A: honey covered condoms

What's the simplest thing to use in order to attain "natural male enhancement'?

peanut butter and KY jelly

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What's the simplest thing to use in order to attain "natural male enhancement'?

peanut butter and KY jelly

What is the worst lubrication plan ever?

A: Married to Madonna

 

[fathom7]

A: Married to Madonna

What is the title of the most considered song for a Gay National Anthem?


vodka tonic

 

[scotsgirl]

What is the title of the most considered song for a Gay National Anthem?


vodka tonic

What is one of the causes of unplanned pregnancies?


ice hockey

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What is one of the causes of unplanned pregnancies?


ice hockey

What activity involves an upholstered man trying to stop a puck travelling at speeds over 100mph?

Tricky Dick

 

[availableslave2u]

What activity involves an upholstered man trying to stop a puck travelling at speeds over 100mph?

Tricky Dick

what do you call a man's penis that can do tricks?

shutter bug

 

[imnauti]

what do you call a man's penis that can do tricks?

shutter bug

What do you call a Volkswagen beetle with window louvers?


Assignment

 

[travelmate2002]

What do you call a Volkswagen beetle with window louvers?


Assignment

When you give work like you mean it?

Foot Rub

 

[PrissOff]

When you give work like you mean it?

Foot Rub

Soothing one's foot by asserting pressure with your hands?

Drinking Beer