The Jeopardy Thread

[someday_soon]

what is the religious order that affirms alcohol poisoning rather than condemns it, and holds their meetings in brothel basements?


camera shy

What is the reason you'll never see a pic of me?


pineapple

 

[whalee]

What is the reason you'll never see a pic of me?


pineapple

What is that upside down cake I cannot stand?

No Sir!

 

[artlover637]

What is the response I got when I asked if the aesthetician waxed males.


woodworker

 

[imnauti]

What is the response I got when I asked if the aesthetician waxed males.


woodworker

What is the official job title of a man who is masturbating?



toothbrush

 

[southbound395]

What is the official job title of a man who is masturbating?



toothbrush

What is the term for the sexual technique of having the teeth slightly touch during a blowjob?

carrot sticks

 

[imnauti]

What is the term for the sexual technique of having the teeth slightly touch during a blowjob?

carrot sticks

Why might a woman use a cucumber dildo?


exhale

 

[southbound395]

Why might a woman use a cucumber dildo?


exhale

How do you get the attention of a former marriage partner?

Peanut Butter

 

[imnauti]

How do you get the attention of a former marriage partner?

Peanut Butter

What product is being recalled for the second time in two years for salmonella contamination?


Jelly

 

[southbound395]

What product is being recalled for the second time in two years for salmonella contamination?


Jelly

What comes in Raspberry, Grape and KY?

Electric Car

 

[fire_breeze]

What is the Holy Grail of automobiles?


Hair brush.

 

[artlover637]

What is the Holy Grail of automobiles?


Hair brush.

What comes in handy when there's no vibrator?

cucumber

 

[fire_breeze]

What vegetables do most people put in salads?

Remote.

 

[le_sucre]

What is the one thing I can never find when I want it?

Public Relations

 

[southbound395]

What is the one thing I can never find when I want it?

Public Relations

What activity did the exhibitionist couple regularly engage in?


Marvin the Martian

 

[imnauti]

What activity did the exhibitionist couple regularly engage in?


Marvin the Martian

Name a cartoon character that also appeared in a live-action film?


animation

 

[ms_interpretation]

Name a cartoon character that also appeared in a live-action film?


animation

what is the name of the world's first cartoon stripper?


subdued

 

[imnauti]

what is the name of the world's first cartoon stripper?


subdued

Who did the Dominatrix take with her to the party?


grasshopper

 

[TallHotChick]

Who did the Dominatrix take with her to the party?


grasshopper

What is one of my all-time biggest fears?

Brush

 

[imnauti]

What is one of my all-time biggest fears?

Brush

What personal grooming item am I always buying but can never find?


formula

 

[imnauti]

Damn! I killed another one.....


What personal grooming item am I always buying but can never find?


formula

 

[ms_interpretation]

Damn! I killed another one.....


What personal grooming item am I always buying but can never find?


formula

what is the answer to that pesky breast pump problem?

pianist

 

[someday_soon]

what is the answer to that pesky breast pump problem?

pianist

What is not part of the anatomy of a male?

linguini

 

[ms_interpretation]

What is not part of the anatomy of a male?

linguini

what goes limp in hot water, but is firm to the bite?

testament

 

[imnauti]

what goes limp in hot water, but is firm to the bite?

testament

What do they call the quality control department at the Mentos factory?


ethernet

 

[ms_interpretation]

What do they call the quality control department at the Mentos factory?


ethernet

good one, girl

what is the first cable network dedicated to cunnilingus?


polyester