The Jeopardy Thread

[fire_breeze]

What you say to the drunk guy who spills here beer on you in a pub.

tetanus

What is tetris' odd cousin?


Solitaire.

 

[erostorm]

What is tetris' odd cousin?


Solitaire.

The airlines that flies to the country Solit?


Mitigate

 

[fire_breeze]

The airlines that flies to the country Solit?


Mitigate

What was Watergate renamed as?


Rice.

 

[erostorm]

What was Watergate renamed as?


Rice.

What is a newlywed's first meal?


Thermometer

 

[fire_breeze]

What is a newlywed's first meal?


Thermometer

What is the unit of measuring heat rejected by the Council of Metric People as being illogically stupid?


Embroidery.

 

[erostorm]

What is the unit of measuring heat rejected by the Council of Metric People as being illogically stupid?


Embroidery.

What is the process for creating embroidionic stem cells?


Carburator

 

[erostorm]

Embroidionic stem cells......... wow. That was excruciatingly lame. Sorry .

 

[le_sucre]

What is the process for creating embroidionic stem cells?


Carburator

What helps a big mouthed blowhard move air when he speaks?

Propriety

embroidionic stem cells wth?

 

[artlover637]

What helps a big mouthed blowhard move air when he speaks?

Propriety

embroidionic stem cells wth?

What is a drink enjoyed by proprietors?


aardvark

 

[erostorm]

What helps a big mouthed blowhard move air when he speaks?

Propriety

embroidionic stem cells wth?

I SAID it sucked.

 

[imnauti]

What is a drink enjoyed by proprietors?


aardvark

What is the first animal listed in the dictionary?


confetti

 

[artlover637]

What is the first animal listed in the dictionary?


confetti

what will you spend hours cleaning up after the new year's party?

 

[imnauti]

what will you spend hours cleaning up after the new year's party?

Hmmmm???? Do we get to make up the answer too?

I'll take mysterious posts for $400 please.

 

[artlover637]

Hmmmm???? Do we get to make up the answer too?

I'll take mysterious posts for $400 please.

I'm sitting here red-faced right now. I guess I got confused with the other thread.

moron

 

[imnauti]

I'm sitting here red-faced right now. I guess I got confused with the other thread.

moron

What does Ron's girlfriend scream in the night?


pink eye

 

[artlover637]

What does Ron's girlfriend scream in the night?


pink eye

what did you get when you forgot to take the spoon out of the hot chocolate?

stitches

 

[le_sucre]

what did you get when you forgot to take the spoon out of the hot chocolate?

stitches

What happens when you laugh too hard

Discretion

 

[Golden_Silence]

What happens when you laugh too hard

Discretion

What is a disfunctional erection?

Monogamous

 

[le_sucre]

What is a disfunctional erection?

Monogamous

What is defined as: You may have one and one ONLY.

Resolution

 

[Golden_Silence]

What is defined as: You may have one and one ONLY.

Resolution

What is a good idea on the 31st December and a very bad idea on the 1st of January?

Frustration

 

[le_sucre]

What is a good idea on the 31st December and a very bad idea on the 1st of January?

Frustration

What typically happens if you haven't been laid in quite some time

Wishful

 

[fire_breeze]

What typically happens if you haven't been laid in quite some time

Wishful

What comes out when you say "fish full" with a mouth full of fish?

(Bad, I know)

Fired.

 

[artlover637]

What comes out when you say "fish full" with a mouth full of fish?

(Bad, I know)

Fired.

What will my clay get when I'm done with it?

glaze

 

[Golden_Silence]

What will my clay get when I'm done with it?

glaze

What do chinese cattle do?

First

 

[artlover637]

What do chinese cattle do?

First

I like that one!!

What is the position of Who?

cracker