The Jeopardy Thread

[imnauti]

What have you not used in years when in the shower?


butt plug

What's on your Christmas wish list?



eggplant

 

[artlover637]

What's on your Christmas wish list?



eggplant

What was featured in a video clip that you just couldn't watch?


hot dog

 

[e-trance action]

What was featured in a video clip that you just couldn't watch?


hot dog

What happens when Fido gets left in the car during summer?

ebony and ivory

 

[artlover637]

What happens when Fido gets left in the car during summer?

ebony and ivory

What did Paul and Michael sing about being in perfect harmony, although they tend to be discordant notes?


vinegar

 

[e-trance action]

What did Paul and Michael sing about being in perfect harmony, although they tend to be discordant notes?


vinegar

What stage name did Vin reject before choosing Diesel?

mukluks

 

[artlover637]

What stage name did Vin reject before choosing Diesel?

mukluks

What foot gear is favored by college students in winter?


passion fruit

 

[e-trance action]

What foot gear is favored by college students in winter?


passion fruit

What do some women call a banana?

buzzsaw

 

[artlover637]

What do some women call a banana?

buzzsaw

What name was rejected by the Pixar team for the spaceman toy?

buzzkill

 

[le_sucre]

What name was rejected by the Pixar team for the spaceman toy?

buzzkill

What happens when your mother calls during foreplay

*Conditions*

 

[Morrigu]

What happens when your mother calls during foreplay

*Conditions*

Like brainwashing?

Fingernails

 

[Husker1987]

Like brainwashing?

Fingernails

What holds finger paintings on the wall?

Igloo

 

[artlover637]

What holds finger paintings on the wall?

Igloo

What's the opposite of ugly?


pop

 

[southerntierguy]

today I am obsessed with sheep ... and cows ...

What's the opposite of ugly?


pop

What do Dr. Suess's kids hop on top of ?

sheep

 

[Husker1987]

What's the opposite of ugly?


pop

How does the Weasel go?

crackle

 

[msmaggie]

What do Dr. Suess's kids hop on top of ?

sheep

What does a person with a lisp do when he goes to bed?

Milk and honey

 

[Husker1987]

What does a person with a lisp do when he goes to bed?

Milk and honey

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?


Hickory Dickory Dock

 

[le_sucre]

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?


Hickory Dickory Dock

What is a nursery rhyme the ASPCA has issues with due to the violence against mice?

Portable

 

[e-trance action]

What is a nursery rhyme the ASPCA has issues with due to the violence against mice?

Portable

What the monk said about the wine before adding brandy to it.

tankard

 

[fire_breeze]

What the monk said about the wine before adding brandy to it.

tankard

What's a drunk tank?


Wine.

 

[e-trance action]

What's a drunk tank?


Wine.

What people who don't get what they want for Christmas do after opening their presents.

Interspatial

 

[fire_breeze]

What people who don't get what they want for Christmas do after opening their presents.

Interspatial

What is the time period between Christmas and New Year's?


Water.

 

[Morrigu]

What is the time period between Christmas and New Year's?


Water.

What turns from liquid to solid to gas, depending on temperature?

Perfume

 

[e-trance action]

What turns from liquid to solid to gas, depending on temperature?

Perfume

What is the noise a cat makes after it breaks wind?

delegate

 

[artlover637]

what does my wife like to do?

fuck buddy

 

[e-trance action]

what does my wife like to do?

fuck buddy

What you say to the drunk guy who spills here beer on you in a pub.

tetanus