xdrakkarx
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What does every playboy need?
Chocolate buttons
What Morri has on her Dress ?
Bah Humbug
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What does every playboy need?
Chocolate buttons
What Morri has on her Dress ?
Bah Humbug
Scrooge's view on Christmas?
Lemons
What is what life hands you
Silk
I material that don't stay on for long
Mirror
What did the blonde gal get sucked into when she said, "I think ..."?
Adamant.
Who was that Goody Two Shoes singer of the 80s?
motivate
What happened to all the biscuits?
Stalemate.
What do you mean this breads fresh? It's...
Jacket

In a poll of 100 women, what did 95% suggest as the best way to ensure a good nights sleep?
Tongue and groove.
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What is a lesbians bed made of?
Uranus
What was probed recently?
Venus
What was probed recently?
Venus
When Vulcan was engrossed in 'Star Trek' what might you find Mars in?
Mistress.
If used uncarefully becomes a MAttress?
Headboard
Who is in charge of all planks?
Parents.
What people will love you no matter how much of an idiot you are?
sisterhood
When children haven't received the present they so hoped for from St. Nicholas, what shouldn't they toy with?
Rectum.
A place sometimes used to take a patients temperatutre?
Coca Cola
What used to have cocaine as prt of it's ingredients?
Mount Rushmore
Where are the faces of 4 US Presidents carved?
chewing gum
What used thing are you most likely to find under a student's desk?
Mamma Mia
A film where Colin Firth looks gorgeous and sings?
nutmeg
What did Peter Griffin say to his daughter while pointing at an acorn?
cream filling
What do you get when you let Willy Wonka be your dentist?
floppy disk