The Jeopardy Thread

[availableslave2u]

what you don't want your S/O to do to you during an argument?

putter

what golf club did Tiger Woods' wife start hitting him with when she found out about his affairs?

laugh lines

 

[travelmate2002]

what golf club did Tiger Woods' wife start hitting him with when she found out about his affairs?

laugh lines

You don't think them particularly funny when they appear on your face?

toe ring

 

[Midnight_Man]

You don't think them particularly funny when they appear on your face?

toe ring

What's better than a ring around the tub?

knob

 

[availableslave2u]

You don't think them particularly funny when they appear on your face?

toe ring

What you get on your toe if you don't clean it thoroughly?

philosophy

 

[donnydave]

What you get on your toe if you don't clean it thoroughly?

philosophy

What is Mr and Mrs O'sophy's son Phillip called for short.

pomegranete

 

[availableslave2u]

pomegranete

what sounds like a type of granite, but isn't?

flinging

 

[Midnight_Man]

what sounds like a type of granite, but isn't?

flinging

what is having more than one affair at a time?

diction

 

[availableslave2u]

what is having more than one affair at a time?

diction

what do you do when you ignore a penis? (think about it, you'll understand)

pompous

 

[southerntierguy]

what do you do when you ignore a penis? (think about it, you'll understand)

pompous

What happens to one of your pom-poms if you let it get infected?


one to one

 

[realityshowgirl]

what happens when 2 sports teams have the same score.

Horny

 

[imnauti]

what happens when 2 sports teams have the same score.

Horny

What's the diagnosis for a chronically skinned knee?


self-adhesive

 

[unregex2020]

What's the diagnosis for a chronically skinned knee?


self-adhesive

What do you reach for when you're falling to pieces?


pie-faced

 

[MikeCasanova]

What do you reach for when you're falling to pieces?


pie-faced

What happens to a pitcher when he throws a great game?

Noobs

 

[unregex2020]

What happens to a pitcher when he throws a great game?

Noobs

The first budding signs of womanhood in a teenage girl

frolic

 

[unregex2020]

The first budding signs of womanhood in a teenage girl

frolic

retry - forgot to make it a question :

What do you call those two first budding signs of womanhood in a teenage girl?

frolic

 

[availableslave2u]

frolic

what do you call a female in germany with the last name of lic?

brain damage

 

[southerntierguy]

what do you call a female in germany with the last name of lic?

brain damage

What happens to breasts when a bra is pulled inwards too tightly?

or, possibly,

What happened to me when I was young?


choking

 

[Azuldrgon]

choking

Name an option on what can be done to a chicken or a bat.

Carnivore.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Name an option on what can be done to a chicken or a bat.

Carnivore.

What do you call a species that survives by eating circus/fair workers?

Anxiety

 

[availableslave2u]

What do you call a species that survives by eating circus/fair workers?

Anxiety

what fills my heart when the phone rings after 11 pm?

dumpster

 

[Azuldrgon]

dumpster

who is the person that dumps the dumpee?

sniff

 

[availableslave2u]

sniff

what is not an appropriate thing to do to someone's crotch on a first date?

linguine

 

[Azuldrgon]

linguine

What does a male linguist have between his legs?

Herky Jerky

 

[availableslave2u]

Herky Jerky

what does mr. herky call the jerkey that he makes?

ice cream

 

[Husker1987]

what does mr. herky call the jerkey that he makes?

ice cream

What the snow man released after the snow blower stopped by.

Popsicle