The Jeopardy Thread

[LocaChica]

What is the Mafia's nickname for their group of muscle?

Purple cows

What some people may see after drinking to much if they don't see pink elephants?


Cowboy

 

[Azuldrgon]

Cowboy

What is the type of cow you can't get milk from?

Stressed out.

 

[whalee]

What is the type of cow you can't get milk from?

Stressed out.

That "type of cow you can't get milk from" when some blind drunk keeps trying.

Bluefish

 

[Azuldrgon]

Bluefish

what is the way the blond made the fish happy?

DVD player

 

[sharingfantasies]

what is the way the blond made the fish happy?

DVD player

What is a machine that won't play my LPs?

Fig

 

[e-trance action]

What is a machine that won't play my LPs?

Fig

What is the not so secret ingredient in ghee pudding?

Bambino

 

[imnauti]

What is the not so secret ingredient in ghee pudding?

Bambino

What did Bambi's mother say when he wandered towards the road?


Standards

 

[e-trance action]

What did Bambi's mother say when he wandered towards the road?


Standards

What does a Cockney call a group of construction workers watching two lesbians have sex through their bedroom window?

kiwi

 

[Azuldrgon]

kiwi

In order, what is the proper way to unlock a bathroom stall before using the facilties.


Kool-Aid

 

[imnauti]

In order, what is the proper way to unlock a bathroom stall before using the facilties.


Kool-Aid

Hmmmmm. I've got two.

What's the only kind of aid a teenager will accept?

or

What's the name of the concert to benefit old R&B groups?


lemon drop

 

[Azuldrgon]

lemon drop

What is the way citrus behave during an earthquake?

Pokemon

 

[e-trance action]

What is the way citrus behave during an earthquake?

Pokemon

What do you call a slow Jamaican?

umbrella

 

[ms_interpretation]

What do you call a slow Jamaican?

umbrella

ROFLMAO

what is both a pop hit and rain gear?


consequence

 

[whalee]

ROFLMAO

what is both a pop hit and rain gear?


consequence

What are 10 jailbirds all in a row?


Blue Jeans

 

[msmaggie]

What are 10 jailbirds all in a row?


Blue Jeans

What your old jeans are when you get a new pair.

Shoo-be-doo-be-doo

 

[houtxphotoguy]

what is what democrats where on the weekend?

Tunnel of Love

 

[houtxphotoguy]

what is shaggy with a lisp?

Blue Crush

 

[Azuldrgon]

Blue Crush

What is what your wife did at her 20th class reunion?

Paramour

 

[Azuldrgon]

Bump!!

 

[imnauti]

What is what your wife did at her 20th class reunion?

Paramour

What do you call an illicit desire to golf?


jumpy

 

[Azuldrgon]

jumpy

What is the way O gets to Q?

Rash

 

[imnauti]

What is the way O gets to Q?

Rash

Name something that's only considered 'normal' for babies?


pixy stix

 

[Azuldrgon]

pixy stix

What is another name for pixie vibrators?

Heavy D.

 

[fire_breeze]

What is another name for pixie vibrators?

Heavy D.

What's a cement filled D-cup bra?


Calculator.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Calculator.

What did P say to Q to get him away from her?

Coca Cola