The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Vacuum Cleaner

[Exquisition]

Stuck for a great gift this Christmas? Is the wife sinking under a pile of shite?

Then you need the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Industrial Vacuum.

Plug her in and watch her go!

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 comes with these handy features:

Swivel head;
Wide eyes;
Open mouth;
2000 Whats? Motor Mouth.

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 vacuum comes complete with a large head and a huge vaccum between the ears.

Put Jen's head to the floor and watch her as she sucks up the shit in seconds.

But wait!

There's more!

If you buy into the Jen-U-Flexer's bullshit guarantees today, you can get the following attachments ABSOLUTELY FREE:

1) The stupid is as stupid does handy question avoidance mechansim;
2) The hot air for dummies gas bag pack
3) The unhappy I'm trailer trash rage against the machine brush.

Don't delay!

Buy the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Whats? Vacuum today and we'll have Jen sucking up the shit in no time.

 

[eyer]

Just a couple of hours ago it was...

..."frankly I can't be bothered to waste any more of my superior intellect on you":

Jen, judging the way your internet connection is up and down like the Assyrian empire you are probably in a trailer somewhere, using pedal power for your dial up connection.

It's great you aspire to Capitalism but it's also obvious that your rage is borne of poverty and ignorance.

You haven't (and can't) elaborate on any of the hot air you spout.

Because...... you can't.

You'll be pleased to know that all of your posts are now on ignore.

You just waste my valuable monitor space with your ignorance. It stinks up my screen.

...and frankly I can't be bothered to waste any more of my superior intellect on you.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=42667286&postcount=831

And now, only 2 hours or so later...

...you create a vanity thread.

What's up wit dat...

...little doggie?


yelp!

 

[Exquisition]

Just a couple of hours ago it was...

..."frankly I can't be bothered to waste any more of my superior intellect on you":



And now, only 2 hours or so later...

...you create a vanity thread.

What's up wit dat...

...little doggie?


yelp!

Yeah, I changed my mind. Crazy.

Woof!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah, I changed my mind. Crazy.

Woof!

So you are a BadDoggie Alt?

 

[QueenLevitra]

Stuck for a great gift this Christmas? Is the wife sinking under a pile of shite?

Then you need the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Industrial Vacuum.

Plug her in and watch her go!

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 comes with these handy features:

Swivel head;
Wide eyes;
Open mouth;
2000 Whats? Motor Mouth.

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 vacuum comes complete with a large head and a huge vaccum between the ears.

Put Jen's head to the floor and watch her as she sucks up the shit in seconds.

But wait!

There's more!

If you buy into the Jen-U-Flexer's bullshit guarantees today, you can get the following attachments ABSOLUTELY FREE:

1) The stupid is as stupid does handy question avoidance mechansim;
2) The hot air for dummies gas bag pack
3) The unhappy I'm trailer trash rage against the machine brush.

Don't delay!

Buy the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Whats? Vacuum today and we'll have Jen sucking up the shit in no time.

This is awesome!

 

[blobfish]

Some of the people here do seem oddly obsessed with Jen.

 

[PoppingTom]

This is because of Jen's obsession.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Exquisition]

Some of the people here do seem oddly obsessed with Jen.

I can see why you'd think that Blob, but I put her on ignore yesterday just for the record.

I had my fun

This was the last direct post I swear.

 

[Exquisition]

Jenn must have refused his demand for boob pics.

V, I prefer a nice stiff man to cosy up to

One who's all antsy and full of vigour.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Some of the people here do seem oddly obsessed with Jen.

jen has recently given me 2 reach arounds and i don't know what to make of that.
i opted for flattered because, frankly, it's kinda slim pickens.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Exquisition]

For a minute there I thought of accusing you of whistling past the graveyard.

So, are you claiming to be gay or female?

Both - I'm hermaphrodite depending on the time in the month.

 

[blobfish]

I can see why you'd think that Blob, but I put her on ignore yesterday just for the record.

I had my fun

This was the last direct post I swear.

Jenny from the Block has made some cogent points lately, so I might have been too brash in dismissing her as a complete idiot. Her spelling and grammar distract from any felicitousness she may have stumbled upon, though.

 

[blobfish]

jen has recently given me 2 reach arounds and i don't know what to make of that.
i opted for flattered because, frankly, it's kinda slim pickens.

The pickings are only as slim as your pickiness.

 

[KRCummings]

The number of people who get suckered into his/her act always amazes me.

 

[Exquisition]

The pickings are only as slim as your pickiness.

Slim Pickens what a guy.

 

[blobfish]

The number of people who get suckered into his/her act always amazes me.

I'm still on the fence about Jen as to whether or not s/he's a complete act. Certainly part of it is an act, but there are signs of truth.

 

[Exquisition]

The number of people who get suckered into his/her act always amazes me.

Do me a favour KR - you;re crediting Jen with far too much intelligence to be able to consistently pull off the grammatical errors, feigned hurt ego, wounded pride, hot air and nauseous gases coming off her.

Jen is what Jen is. A blinkered doofus sitting in a trailer who can't afford broadband but aspires to the Trumpist Capitalist agenda.

Why does she/he despise Socialism and the Democrat agenda so much?

Because she/he perceives 100% of it in his/her sorry existence.

People like Jen need someone to rage against. Rather than take responsibility for their own life and perceived inequities they have to find something to blame.

Welcome to Jen's world.

 

[Instant_Star]

Stuck for a great gift this Christmas? Is the wife sinking under a pile of shite?

Then you need the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Industrial Vacuum.

Plug her in and watch her go!

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 comes with these handy features:

Swivel head;
Wide eyes;
Open mouth;
2000 Whats? Motor Mouth.

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 vacuum comes complete with a large head and a huge vaccum between the ears.

Put Jen's head to the floor and watch her as she sucks up the shit in seconds.

But wait!

There's more!

If you buy into the Jen-U-Flexer's bullshit guarantees today, you can get the following attachments ABSOLUTELY FREE:

1) The stupid is as stupid does handy question avoidance mechansim;
2) The hot air for dummies gas bag pack
3) The unhappy I'm trailer trash rage against the machine brush.

Don't delay!

Buy the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Whats? Vacuum today and we'll have Jen sucking up the shit in no time.

Aww, Quizzy, you were such an adorable prophet of capitalist doom, what happened?

 

[bronzeage]

Do me a favour KR - you;re crediting Jen with far too much intelligence to be able to consistently pull off the grammatical errors, feigned hurt ego, wounded pride, hot air and nauseous gases coming off her.

Jen is what Jen is. A blinkered doofus sitting in a trailer who can't afford broadband but aspires to the Trumpist Capitalist agenda.

Why does she/he despise Socialism and the Democrat agenda so much?

Because she/he perceives 100% of it in his/her sorry existence.

People like Jen need someone to rage against. Rather than take responsibility for their own life and perceived inequities they have to find something to blame.

Welcome to Jen's world.

It's sweet of you to treat a blinkered doofus to her own vanity thread. You feed her what she eats. It seems to be the fashion these days.

It shows she has much more influence than I would have given her credit.

 

[Exquisition]

It's sweet of you to treat a blinkered doofus to her own vanity thread. You feed her what she eats. It seems to be the fashion these days.

It shows she has much more influence than I would have given her credit.

Well, I'm nothing if not tenacious. Unless Jen is a machine or a sociopath there's something in their taking in stimuli.

Alts n'all

 

[KRCummings]

Do me a favour KR - you;re crediting Jen with far too much intelligence to be able to consistently pull off the grammatical errors, feigned hurt ego, wounded pride, hot air and nauseous gases coming off her.

Jen is what Jen is. A blinkered doofus sitting in a trailer who can't afford broadband but aspires to the Trumpist Capitalist agenda.

Why does she/he despise Socialism and the Democrat agenda so much?

Because she/he perceives 100% of it in his/her sorry existence.

People like Jen need someone to rage against. Rather than take responsibility for their own life and perceived inequities they have to find something to blame.

Welcome to Jen's world.

This post makes me sad.

 

[KRCummings]

I'm still on the fence about Jen as to whether or not s/he's a complete act. Certainly part of it is an act, but there are signs of truth.

There are signs of truth in a BB post, too but he's still an act.

 

[Exquisition]

There are signs of truth in a BB post, too but he's still an act.

Really? Did you 2 grow up together then?