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This country leads the world. Feel free to live in your oppressive Globalist society.
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This country leads the world. Feel free to live in your oppressive Globalist society.
déjà vu
"If we have learned anything about the politics of gun control,
it is this: the GOP can stomach a whole lot of death."
- Charles Mudede
Mar 24, 2020
The Logic Behind Sacrificing Old People for the Economy
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/20...behind-sacrificing-old-people-for-the-economy
"If we have learned anything about the politics of gun control,
it is this: the GOP can stomach a whole lot of death."
- Charles Mudede
Mar 24, 2020
The Logic Behind Sacrificing Old People for the Economy
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/20...behind-sacrificing-old-people-for-the-economy
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Hillary Clinton has given us much to laugh at during her life.
On a plane there were a religious leader, a famous doctor, a young girl of nine, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The plane was going to crash and there were only four parachutes. “Who shall we save?” was asked and the religious leader said in these bad times the people need spiritual help so I will take one and he jumped. The doctor said the people need medical help in this crisis so I will take one and she jumped. Hillary Clinton said, “I’m the most intelligent woman in the world so I will take one and grabbed one near the little girl and jumped. The President looked at the young girl and said; “You have many years ahead of you take the last parachute and jump.” The girl looked at him and smiled; “There are still two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the world grabbed my back pack and lunch money and jumped.”
Trump’s Vice President came into the Oval Office; “I thought we were going to have a meeting with Hillary Clinton?” The President answered; “She’s out in the Rose Garden.” “But I came thru the Rose Garden and didn’t see her.” “You didn’t look deep enough.”
Two men were talking and the first said “Hillary, Princes Nancy P. and the poster child for dumb ass AOC were standing together.” He then said nothing for several minutes and finally the second man said “All right what were they doing already?” The first answered “Nothing. Those three have never done a thing in this world so why should they start now.”
The following isn’t a joke but words of wisdom from Mr. and Mrs. Clinton. Mr. Clinton; “I never had sex with that woman.” Mrs. Clinton; “This was a vast right wing conspiracy.” Short time later both admitted they lied (which surprising wasn’t the first time or the last time they did).
Mrs. Clinton when she lost the election failed to come down and speak to her workers who gave time and money for her election. She abandoned them as useless and no longer needed. The next day she went before the Wall Street money people, the rich Hollywood clowns, the terrorist and communist who backed her with money and the criminal corrupt element (like George Soros) who figured she would make them rich. She had to keep from becoming fish bait so she promised to overthrow the U. S. and for four years her lies and with the help of the Russians and Chinese and the Slave Party lied and pressured dirt bag members of Congress to commit every crime under the law to bring down the U. S. Government and failed. Now she has been turned on by the Party and the rich. Her only hope is Soros will have her appointed Vice President so when they do away with Biden or Sanders they will have her in their pocket. This is no joke. Sorry.
Hillary Clinton was in a security meeting using her toilet lab top and ensuring any 10 year old hacker could read her when a message came over her screen “Hello, I’m a prince of Nigeria and I need your help…….” She of course sent billions of dollars to help him out, from the treasury not her foundation.
Hillary Clinton and Omar were talking “So you married your brother at the same time you were married to another man. Isn’t there a Islamic law against that?” “Oh sure and if I go back to my home land they will stone me. I may go to China I hear they put Muslims in happy camps.” “Yes the ruler of Russia after I lost the election said he wanted to put me in one of those happy camps.” Both started packing.
Hillary was scheduled to fly with Bubba, but the airlines he was flying on, “Lolita Express”, said the old hag was over the age limit to fly.
What will Hillary do? Her bathroom server only uses toilet paper for its printer and you know how hard it is to find that now a days.
As everyone knows Hillary stole the people’s property from the White House when President Clinton left office. Even the dirty FBI cops got on her tail and caught her at pawn shop. “What do you have to say for yourself Hillary?” “This was a vast right wing conspiracy? And the money goes to my foundation.”
Hillary was at the debates and trying hard to read the cheat sheet in front of her. She had no idea about anything going on in the world so got some of the answers confused on the cheat sheet when asked by the fake media. Q. How will you handle the crisis in the Middle East?” A. I will legalize Pot. Q. How will you help with Student Loans? A. Help the Plan Parent Hood with abortions.” Q. What will you do for Women’s Rights against sexual abuse?” A. My husband has always taken care of that problem and I will do the same.” At this point the fake media closed the debate and an aide ran out and grabbed the cheat sheet in front of the whole nation.
Hillary Clinton cheated on her college exams, her Bar exam and the debates and even on her husband according to her former dirty Arkansas State Troopers, when they would go out and get women for Bubba and for her. One SS guard said to another. “I always get confuse which Clinton gets which girl?” “If she is young and innocent she is for Bubba and if she is a dumb corrupt dyke she goes to Witch H.”
When the fake Muslim King of Iran opened up the crates of U. S. Dollars that Obama gave him it is said that he found Hillary in them stuffing money into her pockets. They say Obama locked her in the White House basement next to Biden.
When Hillary put a rope around the fake media and had her people herd them like dumb cattle and not one complained it had the whole nation laughing. For once both she and Mr. Trump agreed on the same thing. That there wasn’t a real reporter in the whole nation and they are nothing but dumb animals that should be treated like they had hoof and mouth and kept away from humans.
Please feel free to add your funny Hillary jokes to the list. Next week we discuss Bidden: crazy pervert; coke head who with his son sniffed the entire 1.5 billion dollar bribe money from China up their noses; or the poster child for mental illness? You be the judge.
We now return you to the President Trump victory parade.
On a plane there were a religious leader, a famous doctor, a young girl of nine, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The plane was going to crash and there were only four parachutes. “Who shall we save?” was asked and the religious leader said in these bad times the people need spiritual help so I will take one and he jumped. The doctor said the people need medical help in this crisis so I will take one and she jumped. Hillary Clinton said, “I’m the most intelligent woman in the world so I will take one and grabbed one near the little girl and jumped. The President looked at the young girl and said; “You have many years ahead of you take the last parachute and jump.” The girl looked at him and smiled; “There are still two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the world grabbed my back pack and lunch money and jumped.”
Trump’s Vice President came into the Oval Office; “I thought we were going to have a meeting with Hillary Clinton?” The President answered; “She’s out in the Rose Garden.” “But I came thru the Rose Garden and didn’t see her.” “You didn’t look deep enough.”
Two men were talking and the first said “Hillary, Princes Nancy P. and the poster child for dumb ass AOC were standing together.” He then said nothing for several minutes and finally the second man said “All right what were they doing already?” The first answered “Nothing. Those three have never done a thing in this world so why should they start now.”
The following isn’t a joke but words of wisdom from Mr. and Mrs. Clinton. Mr. Clinton; “I never had sex with that woman.” Mrs. Clinton; “This was a vast right wing conspiracy.” Short time later both admitted they lied (which surprising wasn’t the first time or the last time they did).
Mrs. Clinton when she lost the election failed to come down and speak to her workers who gave time and money for her election. She abandoned them as useless and no longer needed. The next day she went before the Wall Street money people, the rich Hollywood clowns, the terrorist and communist who backed her with money and the criminal corrupt element (like George Soros) who figured she would make them rich. She had to keep from becoming fish bait so she promised to overthrow the U. S. and for four years her lies and with the help of the Russians and Chinese and the Slave Party lied and pressured dirt bag members of Congress to commit every crime under the law to bring down the U. S. Government and failed. Now she has been turned on by the Party and the rich. Her only hope is Soros will have her appointed Vice President so when they do away with Biden or Sanders they will have her in their pocket. This is no joke. Sorry.
Hillary Clinton was in a security meeting using her toilet lab top and ensuring any 10 year old hacker could read her when a message came over her screen “Hello, I’m a prince of Nigeria and I need your help…….” She of course sent billions of dollars to help him out, from the treasury not her foundation.
Hillary Clinton and Omar were talking “So you married your brother at the same time you were married to another man. Isn’t there a Islamic law against that?” “Oh sure and if I go back to my home land they will stone me. I may go to China I hear they put Muslims in happy camps.” “Yes the ruler of Russia after I lost the election said he wanted to put me in one of those happy camps.” Both started packing.
Hillary was scheduled to fly with Bubba, but the airlines he was flying on, “Lolita Express”, said the old hag was over the age limit to fly.
What will Hillary do? Her bathroom server only uses toilet paper for its printer and you know how hard it is to find that now a days.
As everyone knows Hillary stole the people’s property from the White House when President Clinton left office. Even the dirty FBI cops got on her tail and caught her at pawn shop. “What do you have to say for yourself Hillary?” “This was a vast right wing conspiracy? And the money goes to my foundation.”
Hillary was at the debates and trying hard to read the cheat sheet in front of her. She had no idea about anything going on in the world so got some of the answers confused on the cheat sheet when asked by the fake media. Q. How will you handle the crisis in the Middle East?” A. I will legalize Pot. Q. How will you help with Student Loans? A. Help the Plan Parent Hood with abortions.” Q. What will you do for Women’s Rights against sexual abuse?” A. My husband has always taken care of that problem and I will do the same.” At this point the fake media closed the debate and an aide ran out and grabbed the cheat sheet in front of the whole nation.
Hillary Clinton cheated on her college exams, her Bar exam and the debates and even on her husband according to her former dirty Arkansas State Troopers, when they would go out and get women for Bubba and for her. One SS guard said to another. “I always get confuse which Clinton gets which girl?” “If she is young and innocent she is for Bubba and if she is a dumb corrupt dyke she goes to Witch H.”
When the fake Muslim King of Iran opened up the crates of U. S. Dollars that Obama gave him it is said that he found Hillary in them stuffing money into her pockets. They say Obama locked her in the White House basement next to Biden.
When Hillary put a rope around the fake media and had her people herd them like dumb cattle and not one complained it had the whole nation laughing. For once both she and Mr. Trump agreed on the same thing. That there wasn’t a real reporter in the whole nation and they are nothing but dumb animals that should be treated like they had hoof and mouth and kept away from humans.
Please feel free to add your funny Hillary jokes to the list. Next week we discuss Bidden: crazy pervert; coke head who with his son sniffed the entire 1.5 billion dollar bribe money from China up their noses; or the poster child for mental illness? You be the judge.
We now return you to the President Trump victory parade.
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"The last time conservatives targeted democrats, Gabrielle Giffords nearly lost her life."
Michigan Republicans introduce legislation that would limit
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s emergency authority
Apr 16, 2020
Nine days after the Michigan legislature moved to extend Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s
COVID-19 state of emergency to April 30, some Republican lawmakers are seeking
to limit her authority in response to her latest updates to the stay-at-home order.
https://www.mlive.com/public-intere...ov-gretchen-whitmers-emergency-authority.html
LANSING, MI -- When thousands of people descended on downtown Lansing
on Wednesday for a planned protest speaking out against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s
stay-at-home order, some asked why police were not issuing tickets to people who
were clearly violating the state’s social distancing guidelines.
https://www.mlive.com/public-intere...-follow-social-distancing-or-be-ticketed.html
Michigan Republicans introduce legislation that would limit
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s emergency authority
Apr 16, 2020
Nine days after the Michigan legislature moved to extend Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s
COVID-19 state of emergency to April 30, some Republican lawmakers are seeking
to limit her authority in response to her latest updates to the stay-at-home order.
https://www.mlive.com/public-intere...ov-gretchen-whitmers-emergency-authority.html
LANSING, MI -- When thousands of people descended on downtown Lansing
on Wednesday for a planned protest speaking out against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s
stay-at-home order, some asked why police were not issuing tickets to people who
were clearly violating the state’s social distancing guidelines.
https://www.mlive.com/public-intere...-follow-social-distancing-or-be-ticketed.html
Trump breaks with his own guidelines to back conservative anti-quarantine protesters
April 17, 2020
The president’s suggestion that Americans should disobey state orders directly contradicts
his own past statements acknowledging governors’ authority to announce restrictions
to combat the disease’s spread.
The president’s seeming encouragement of the protesters Friday also flies in the face
of federal social-distancing guidance, which is in effect until the end of the month,
as well as his administration’s new recommendations advising states to proceed
with caution when reopening.
https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/04/17/trump-states-stay-at-home-orders-192386
Trump continued to say Michigan, Minnesota, and Virginia have done “too much”
with social distancing, although he again did not mention any other state under
lockdown that happens to have a Republican governor.
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trum...ible-gun-safety-law-unrelated-to-coronavirus/
April 17, 2020
The president’s suggestion that Americans should disobey state orders directly contradicts
his own past statements acknowledging governors’ authority to announce restrictions
to combat the disease’s spread.
The president’s seeming encouragement of the protesters Friday also flies in the face
of federal social-distancing guidance, which is in effect until the end of the month,
as well as his administration’s new recommendations advising states to proceed
with caution when reopening.
https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/04/17/trump-states-stay-at-home-orders-192386
Trump continued to say Michigan, Minnesota, and Virginia have done “too much”
with social distancing, although he again did not mention any other state under
lockdown that happens to have a Republican governor.
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trum...ible-gun-safety-law-unrelated-to-coronavirus/
Who is giving money to NRA militia members posing as Astro-Turf protesters against
lockdown, supporting Trump's extortion against governors ?
"...the mega-donors behind today's right-wing rallies are making no effort
to hide their involvement."
FreedomWorks, the instrumental force behind the Tea Party, "is holding weekly
virtual town halls with members of Congress, igniting an activist base of thousands
of supporters across the nation to back up the effort" led by right-wing commentator
Stephen Moore. Other right-wing groups vocally opposing shutdowns include
Americans for Prosperity, an organization funded by the Koch brothers, and the
conservative Heritage Foundation.
As Michigan's governor noted, the DeVos family foundation helped fund
Facebook ads for this week's protest.
"We've gotta reopen, and when we do the coronavirus is gonna spread faster."
- Sen. John Kennedy, R-La.
https://www.salon.com/2020/04/16/tr...-the-country-protests-an-astroturf-operation/
"Moscow Mitch" McConnell holds up coronavirus aid, Trump reportedly plans
to extort states into reopening
Trump demands states reopen "soon" and thinks "additional funding could deter them
from doing so," officials say
https://www.salon.com/2020/04/21/mc...rtedly-plans-to-extort-states-into-reopening/
Trump defeated the Democrats effort to safeguard the relief money for small businesses-
Most of the money went to mega-corporations in Texas. Money meant to help the People
went to corporations that supply campaign money to Trump and his supporters.
Trump went so far, as to rob supplies and ventilators from Democrat states, and
give them to supporters to resell, and redistributed the rest to Republican states.
lockdown, supporting Trump's extortion against governors ?
"...the mega-donors behind today's right-wing rallies are making no effort
to hide their involvement."
FreedomWorks, the instrumental force behind the Tea Party, "is holding weekly
virtual town halls with members of Congress, igniting an activist base of thousands
of supporters across the nation to back up the effort" led by right-wing commentator
Stephen Moore. Other right-wing groups vocally opposing shutdowns include
Americans for Prosperity, an organization funded by the Koch brothers, and the
conservative Heritage Foundation.
As Michigan's governor noted, the DeVos family foundation helped fund
Facebook ads for this week's protest.
"We've gotta reopen, and when we do the coronavirus is gonna spread faster."
- Sen. John Kennedy, R-La.
https://www.salon.com/2020/04/16/tr...-the-country-protests-an-astroturf-operation/
"Moscow Mitch" McConnell holds up coronavirus aid, Trump reportedly plans
to extort states into reopening
Trump demands states reopen "soon" and thinks "additional funding could deter them
from doing so," officials say
https://www.salon.com/2020/04/21/mc...rtedly-plans-to-extort-states-into-reopening/
Trump defeated the Democrats effort to safeguard the relief money for small businesses-
Most of the money went to mega-corporations in Texas. Money meant to help the People
went to corporations that supply campaign money to Trump and his supporters.
Trump went so far, as to rob supplies and ventilators from Democrat states, and
give them to supporters to resell, and redistributed the rest to Republican states.
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From Wonkette:
"Monday morning I’d like to see as many people of color standing in a line outside the nearest gun shop, observing social distancing, when asked by reporters what’s going on, the response ought to be “I’m exercising my Second Amendment rights so I can defend my home and family from a tyrannical government. “
"Monday morning I’d like to see as many people of color standing in a line outside the nearest gun shop, observing social distancing, when asked by reporters what’s going on, the response ought to be “I’m exercising my Second Amendment rights so I can defend my home and family from a tyrannical government. “
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Boris the Cunt
Leave the EU or not, stay in it... whatever makes me PM and gets me more money. Wear a mask, but they don't work, but wear it anyway if you like, except on public transport when we'll fine you if you don't, follow the science, listen to best academics and blame them not me, because I wasn't even at the meeting, but really I don't give a shit because I'm PM now yaboo I won, but what should I do now - you decide, your loved ones, my extended family and six kids, I love them all, well mostly, because at heart I'm a bit of cunt, but a lovable chummy one that conned a whole nation promising to get things done and I have, we have, as a nation, standing together, apart from my political advisers and my chums who have different rules and their grandparents are in private care homes with railings and gates. Be alert, be a chump, do whatever you like because Britain stands unique, with the highest Covid-19 death rate in the Western world and that's something we can all get behind and get our Rs below one, regionally, with no workable means of implementing it, blame the science, blame the Chinese if you like, but not too much because we owe them so much money and they're building our next nuclear power station to produce electricity we can't afford. Don’t blame Trump either - too busy to comment there and I’m as black as the next man but in a good multicultural way because I used to be mayor of London - you remember the Olympics, flag, trousers, me being a twat, and we need proper deregulated US chicken, covered in Domestos and fed corn and hydroquinone and none of that dodgy EU muck, snails and such, apart from the beaches, where you oinks go to get burned...I’m Boris the Cunt. I make Thatcher look like a pussy, but she was grammar, not posh like me, I’m Boris the Cunt
Leave the EU or not, stay in it... whatever makes me PM and gets me more money. Wear a mask, but they don't work, but wear it anyway if you like, except on public transport when we'll fine you if you don't, follow the science, listen to best academics and blame them not me, because I wasn't even at the meeting, but really I don't give a shit because I'm PM now yaboo I won, but what should I do now - you decide, your loved ones, my extended family and six kids, I love them all, well mostly, because at heart I'm a bit of cunt, but a lovable chummy one that conned a whole nation promising to get things done and I have, we have, as a nation, standing together, apart from my political advisers and my chums who have different rules and their grandparents are in private care homes with railings and gates. Be alert, be a chump, do whatever you like because Britain stands unique, with the highest Covid-19 death rate in the Western world and that's something we can all get behind and get our Rs below one, regionally, with no workable means of implementing it, blame the science, blame the Chinese if you like, but not too much because we owe them so much money and they're building our next nuclear power station to produce electricity we can't afford. Don’t blame Trump either - too busy to comment there and I’m as black as the next man but in a good multicultural way because I used to be mayor of London - you remember the Olympics, flag, trousers, me being a twat, and we need proper deregulated US chicken, covered in Domestos and fed corn and hydroquinone and none of that dodgy EU muck, snails and such, apart from the beaches, where you oinks go to get burned...I’m Boris the Cunt. I make Thatcher look like a pussy, but she was grammar, not posh like me, I’m Boris the Cunt
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‘Phoenix is burning’: Inferno hits downtown Phoenix
Will Phoenix arise from the ashes a more tolerant city??
Will Phoenix arise from the ashes a more tolerant city??
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Getting rid of the police is bad news for the gangsters of the DNC and the Soros Black Shirts. They hide behind the very laws they break, but now without police, we don't need judges or lawyers (Shakespeare had a saying about those people) or politicians. Remember it is the Democratic states and cities with the worst police departments according to the organizers of the "demonstrations" so those Democrats should be dragged out and forced to resign.
No more death camp cities like Chicago and Baltimore run by the black puppets of the racists Democratic Party. And citizens and ex cops no longer have to fear the law in taking care of looters and criminals like the Nazi/Commie Black Shirts and Soros. Looters can be shot and Black Shirts can be hung for their crimes. And politicians like the Clinton's, Bidden's, Nancy P., Soros, and Obama with their billions of dollars that they never share with the people can be forced to turn over that loot to the people.
Yes doing away with the police (especially the dirty cops in the FBI) will rid the country of low life trash that are bused from city to city (to make it look like there are many more than they really are) and get their heads knocked. And the fake "blacks" that have sold out their race to the Slave Party for a few bucks will also have to answer.
You saw how the Black Shirts and the gangs ran when the President said he would call out the military on them, think how fast they will run when they know the people can protect themselves and destroy anyone who is part of the mobs. The corrupt Democrats who have tried to take away all our freedoms will also be hiding in Bidden's basement.
No more death camp cities like Chicago and Baltimore run by the black puppets of the racists Democratic Party. And citizens and ex cops no longer have to fear the law in taking care of looters and criminals like the Nazi/Commie Black Shirts and Soros. Looters can be shot and Black Shirts can be hung for their crimes. And politicians like the Clinton's, Bidden's, Nancy P., Soros, and Obama with their billions of dollars that they never share with the people can be forced to turn over that loot to the people.
Yes doing away with the police (especially the dirty cops in the FBI) will rid the country of low life trash that are bused from city to city (to make it look like there are many more than they really are) and get their heads knocked. And the fake "blacks" that have sold out their race to the Slave Party for a few bucks will also have to answer.
You saw how the Black Shirts and the gangs ran when the President said he would call out the military on them, think how fast they will run when they know the people can protect themselves and destroy anyone who is part of the mobs. The corrupt Democrats who have tried to take away all our freedoms will also be hiding in Bidden's basement.
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