The Isolated Blurt Thread

[adrina]

I have a tuft and needle mattress and I am still quite happy with it after 2.5 years.

I mine. Best mattress I've ever bought.

 

[butters]

morning, miz unicorn x

 

[butters]

ooh! the cows finally arrived yesterday after the owner came and did a bit more work clearing a fenceline and running a wire.

we have 6 mama cows, 6 calves, and a bull - such a cute little herd. the babies are all black, as are the bull and 3 cows. the others are brown, cream, and cream/mottled brown. the dog's all kinds of excited. last night he was barking and sorta scared about these big things suddenly in our pasture... today he's running up to the gate where they were all collected, wagging, barking then running off in a game all his own. the cows are just 'meh, silly puppy'

 

[MelissaBaby]

ooh! the cows finally arrived yesterday after the owner came and did a bit more work clearing a fenceline and running a wire.

we have 6 mama cows, 6 calves, and a bull - such a cute little herd. the babies are all black, as are the bull and 3 cows. the others are brown, cream, and cream/mottled brown. the dog's all kinds of excited. last night he was barking and sorta scared about these big things suddenly in our pasture... today he's running up to the gate where they were all collected, wagging, barking then running off in a game all his own. the cows are just 'meh, silly puppy'

What breed are they? (Asks the country bumpkin)

 

[butters]

What breed are they? (Asks the country bumpkin)

lol, i wouldn't know - if i see the owner (he's renting the pasture) i'll ask. i DO know they aren't belted galloways or herefords, Friesians or Jersey or Guernsey cows (well, i'm not 100% about the guernsey since there is a reddish brown one), and i don't see a horn amongst them so i'm guessing they're no longhorns, and not aberdeen angus - anddddd that's about the limit of my scant cow knowledge



hmnn, just went googling and the black ones might be black angus, though they look NOTHING like the aberdeen angus' i knew back in the uk, which were big, red, and hairy. very hairy! ALSO: it says they are naturally hornless, so it's probably them

guess the ones i was told were called aberdeen angus' were, in fact, scottish highlanders big? check. hairy? check. red? check. big fuck off horns? oh yeah

 

[Fata Morgana]

lol, i wouldn't know - if i see the owner (he's renting the pasture) i'll ask. i DO know they aren't belted galloways or herefords, Friesians or Jersey or Guernsey cows (well, i'm not 100% about the guernsey since there is a reddish brown one), and i don't see a horn amongst them so i'm guessing they're no longhorns, and not aberdeen angus - anddddd that's about the limit of my scant cow knowledge



hmnn, just went googling and the black ones might be black angus, though they look NOTHING like the aberdeen angus' i knew back in the uk, which were big, red, and hairy. very hairy! ALSO: it says they are naturally hornless, so it's probably them

Big, red, hairy and naturally hornless. I know that fucker.

 

[HarryHill]

What breed are they? (Asks the country bumpkin)

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Purebred Hamburgers

 

[MelissaBaby]

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Purebred Hamburgers

The correct term is Hamburg on the Hoof.

 

[adrina]

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Purebred Hamburgers

I'll take the strip steak. Medium rare please. Even a wee bit pinker is okay.

 

[thør]

I'll take the strip steak. Medium rare please. Even a wee bit pinker is okay.

Salt and pepper it.

45 seconds per side, directly on the glowing charcoal.

Immediately into some foil for a 5 minute rest.

Good eats.

 

[adrina]

Salt and pepper it.

45 seconds per side, directly on the glowing charcoal.

Immediately into some foil for a 5 minute rest.

Good eats.

Yes please.

 

[butters]

ya'alls can fuck right off with the hamburger digs.... *covers baby cows' ears*

 

[butters]

Big, red, hairy and naturally hornless. I know that fucker.

*snort*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

(Asks the country bumpkin)

*wonders if the bumpkin knows how to bump her pumpkin*

 

[neci]

i am dragging.

coffee.

 

[MelissaBaby]

*wonders if the bumpkin knows how to bump her pumpkin*

My pumpkin I can bump. My melons..not so much.

 

[thør]

ya'alls can fuck right off with the hamburger digs.... *covers baby cows' ears*

Are you running a petting zoo?

 

[MonaLittle]

i am dragging.

coffee.

I can drink the stuff all day long and it doesn't affect my sleep one bit.

 

[butters]

Are you running a petting zoo?

nope - a neighbour's renting some pasture for these few cows. i think they're adorable

 

[jaF0]

What did that poor corset do to deserve that?

 

[butters]

Big, red, hairy and naturally hornless. I know that fucker.

oh, no, the big red hairies had horns... i was referring to the black angus' as having none. not that that implies you don't know a big red hornless hairy. not. at. all. *smirk*

 

[HarryHill]

Big, red, hairy and naturally hornless. I know that fucker.

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Phil?

 

[NHKitty]

 

[adrina]

I've had better days.

 

[EternalFantasies]

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