The Isolated Blurt Thread

[Peregrinator]

You've got the wrong girl. I'm an asshook virgin.

That can be cured.

 

[cleaver]

locusts

 

[emsway]

I have a lawn service. Every Friday, a truck and trailer with 3 guys and equipment show up at my house. In 20 minutes, they are gone, the lawn is mowed, edges trimmed, clippings gone, yada-yada. And, my nose doesn't tickle, my eyes don't water, and my sinuses don't plug. It's well worth the money.

Me too. Mow and blow. Leaves me the fun stuff like planting, and walking through my garden in a flowing white dress.

 

[thør]

Me too. Mow and blow. Leaves me the fun stuff like planting, and walking through my garden in a flowing white dress.

I don't have a dress like that.

Certainly, it's lovely on you. Nice sun hat, too?

 

[emsway]

I don't have a dress like that.

Certainly, it's lovely on you. Nice sun hat, too?

With a big ass flower on it.

 

[thør]

With a big ass flower on it.

Of course!



My gardening hat is the same hat I wear golfing in the rain and the same hat I wore to protect my head on a grand canyon trip. $4 from the bargain bin at REI. It won't die.

 

[emsway]

Of course!



My gardening hat is the same hat I wear golfing in the rain and the same hat I wore to protect my head on a grand canyon trip. $4 from the bargain bin at REI. It won't die.

It's a lucky hat.

 

[thør]

It's a lucky hat.

Only that's it's well traveled. It was once beige canvas, but it's stained the color of the Colorado river. I'm going to take it to Japan in a little while.

 

[emsway]

Only that's it's well traveled. It was once beige canvas, but it's stained the color of the Colorado river. I'm going to take it to Japan in a little while.

Awesome. Have you taken it to Norway?

 

[thør]

Awesome. Have you taken it to Norway?

I did not have it yet when I went to Norway, but it has been to Sweden.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://img42.com/Z6zEd+

#CityLife

 

[Noor]

https://img42.com/Z6zEd+

#CityLife

I remember things like that back in college and the shriek of the subway as it curved into park station in Boston.

Hey Zumi!

 

[HarryHill]

Coffee and an empty house, no doughnuts.

 

[butters]

Coffee and an empty house, no doughnuts.

aw... no doughnuts. just apple pie, danish, strawberry bread, ginger bread... so deprived

 

[butters]

Blurt threads still suck.

how wonderful to see you post! you're words are missed by the many

 

[NHKitty]

"There's nothing more boring than a clean old man." - best line of the movie, so far!

 

[Queersetti]

how wonderful to see you post! you're words are missed by the many

Surely, somebody told people their threads sucked while I was gone.

 

[thør]

Surely, somebody told people their threads sucked while I was gone.

You can still hear the whoosh noise.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have a lawn service. Every Friday, a truck and trailer with 3 guys and equipment show up at my house. In 20 minutes, they are gone, the lawn is mowed, edges trimmed, clippings gone, yada-yada. And, my nose doesn't tickle, my eyes don't water, and my sinuses don't plug. It's well worth the money.

Same here. $25 per week. Worth every penny.

 

[butters]

Surely, somebody told people their threads sucked while I was gone.

ah, but they lacked your certain panache. it just wasn't the same. *sigh*

 

[butters]

now that is weird... just before i posted, it showed Angeline as being the last poster. Angie hasn't posted, but Rob has. oh em gee... is this some weird space time anomaly or...?

 

[Hard_Rom]

now that is weird... just before i posted, it showed Angeline as being the last poster. Angie hasn't posted, but Rob has. oh em gee... is this some weird space time anomaly or...?

A stranger in a strange land caught up in a rip in the space/time continuum. Truth is false and logic lost. Now the 4th dimension is crossed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQw8OkpxtFI

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Christopher4myspace/KEK/temp-320-15855032.gif

 

[dacoach44]

Not here....

Same here. $25 per week. Worth every penny.

I pay a kid $80. He thinks mowing half of it is enough.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://img42.com/x88HP+

 

[AllyRose]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/055/313/046.gif​