The Isolated Blurt Thread

[HarryHill]

butters has found the pocket billiards table

 

[Greypowerful]

okay, it was self-defenCE, but damn that red wasp sting is a bitch!

*remember: put something on feet when going outside or watch where i'm walking!*

Christ on a crutch, Woman! Spelling!!!!

 

[HarryHill]

Christ on a crutch, Woman! Spelling!!!!

..
it was an American wasp

 

[IrezumiKiss]

..
it was an American wasp

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Well, the character wouldn't feel right if she were British, yanno.

 

[NHKitty]

I just gotta whole lotta side eye from my right...lol!

 

[butters]

..
it was an American wasp

it was

and i can't blame it for stinging me, i was treading on it after all. *still went back and killed that fucker, though, after getting something on my feet!*

 

[butters]

Christ on a crutch, Woman! Spelling!!!!

christ on a crutch? i musta missed that chapter....


straddling the continents, as it were, one has to make certain adjustments or fall arse-first into the pond

or some shit like that

 

[Greypowerful]

christ on a crutch? i musta missed that chapter....


straddling the continents, as it were, one has to make certain adjustments or fall arse-first into the pond

or some shit like that

It's a Canadian thing. We're SO inundated with cross-Border stuff, and one of those is lazy/Yank spelling.

One TRIES to preserve proper English, in the face of the above-mentioned situation.

 

[butters]

H, just you wait - a few weeks and i'll give you a run for your money.... and i can't knock its wing mirrors off either

 

[butters]

It's a Canadian thing. We're SO inundated with cross-Border stuff, and one of those is lazy/Yank spelling.

One TRIES to preserve proper English, in the face of the above-mentioned situation.

indeed

it's brought me up short a few times editing his stories - i'm thinking it's a misspell but it's just american. something i need to get up to date with.


ha! re-reading that last - it's an H nightmare

 

[Greypowerful]

indeed

it's brought me up short a few times editing his stories - i'm thinking it's a misspell but it's just american. something i need to get up to date with.

Yes, you lot lost, so after Yorktown, they have every right to be "wrong", eh?

 

[butters]

Yes, you lot lost, so after Yorktown, they have every right to be "wrong", eh?

right now, i'm getting antsy to sample H's guacamole again, and the fresh-made potato salad.

that is not a dirty euphemism - jus' sayin'.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I remember when we first moved to Florida and I was using my new weedwacker out front in a patch of woods. It was just turning to dusk and I was being stung up the legs of my short shorts. Yes, I don't wear underpants and I was stung by wasps on my testicles. That sort of hurt and it was some time before I knew what was happening.
After putting something on the stings I poured gasoline down the wasp's hole and covered it with a board. It's been 24 years and it still hurts to think about it!

More painful than a flock of fireants bitting my balls!

 

[deehere]

It's a Canadian thing. We're SO inundated with cross-Border stuff, and one of those is lazy/Yank spelling.

One TRIES to preserve proper English, in the face of the above-mentioned situation.

Ha! Not all of us Yanks are knuckle-dragging neanderthals lol! I will admit the Queen's English is more pleasant to read even if it does have those extra u's.

 

[HarryHill]

It's a Canadian thing. We're SO inundated with cross-Border stuff, and one of those is lazy/Yank spelling.

One TRIES to preserve proper English, in the face of the above-mentioned situation.

..
stiff upper lip n all that, wot?

 

[HarryHill]

Ha! Not all of us Yanks are knuckle-dragging neanderthals lol! I will admit the Queen's English is more pleasant to read even if it does have those extra u's.

Who you calling a Neanderthal -_-

 

[deehere]

Who you calling a Neanderthal -_-

Aw, nobody Harry that i know presently, but i will admit to running across a few of those in my travels. All i wanted to do was give them a swift kick.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Ha! Not all of us Yanks are knuckle-dragging neanderthals lol! I will admit the Queen's English is more pleasant to read even if it does have those extra u's.

Of course not 'all' Yanks are. Just...

I think it is time for another Stanley Cup riot. The burden of having to carry civilization in the New World is becoming a tad tiresome.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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Uh-huh...Let's get it back to basics...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Greypowerful]

Ha! Not all of us Yanks are knuckle-dragging neanderthals lol! I will admit the Queen's English is more pleasant to read even if it does have those extra u's.

I never said anything about knuckles, except maybe a moose-knuckle or two....

I have many Friends down South who are equally disappointed in modern American usage...

 

[Greypowerful]

..
stiff upper lip n all that, wot?

Yeah... most of us don't sound radically different from Middle Americans... it's the spelling and the attitude that's different.

We're as different from the British as y'all, O Hirsute One.

 

[Greypowerful]

This is the problem I have with plunge bras. Getting older is dreadful.

Obligatory:

Pix, or it didn't happen!

 

[ejredlady]

Obligatory:

Pix, or it didn't happen!

well that is true of many things with a little age

 

[Greypowerful]

well that is true of many things with a little age

Hello, EJ.

Trust me, I'm WELL "aged"

I'm so old, Elle could be my grandkid.