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Fig Newtons are like miniature Pop Tarts, another product that aspires to be a food, under the shady guise of 'pastry'.
 
White-assed hornets. Nasty big fuckers that are aggressive and swarm.

Otherwise known as a bald-faced hornet. It's of the yellow jacket family.
 
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fig newtons? those gross things that have a fig centre wrapped around with what tastes and feels like old biscuit that's gotten soft through exposure to moisture? those fig newtons? blech. H adores them. I cannot abide the texture.

I wonder if it's one of those things that are more palatable because you grew up with them. I like them, and I know part of that is nostalgia.


Ciao bella, apple newtons, strawberry newtons, blueberry newtons, I can eat the entire package in an afternoon.
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Hi, I'm Harry and a newtonholic

Hi Harry. :) I've tried the others, apple being my favorite non-fig newton, but if I'm going to eat newtons, I want fig. :)
 
I have reached that dark place of depression where I will intentionally hurt people I love just to get them to leave me alone.
 
Sometimes the moon cycles affect moods.

I hope you both feel better. :rose:
 
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