The Isolated Blurt Thread

[hashtag46]

Unlike my family, I'm on the shorter side.
But only because I was diagnosed with a cretinoid goitre in my teens.

 

[thør]

The tall ones are a pain in the ass.

Try the Liberator wedge.

 

[HoHoBomb]

send me the link

 

[lovetoread]

my eldest sent this to me cause she said i needed to see the easter egg pez dispenser

and of course i did

 

[Emerson40]

Posing with booze is the new trout pout.

 

[HarryHill]

..
Eh?

 

[HarryHill]

I need pie

 

[RobDownSouth]

Girls are never short, they are "fun sized".

 

[Sean]

Today's Observer leader is fucking savage.

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...50-jeopardises-60-years-of-unparalleled-peace

 

[Greypowerful]

Fucking Tory twat.

Ah, well... The Empire is LONG gone - I guess she's just trying to preserve that sense of superiority. Silly bitch.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

What an odd place, to conceal such thing.

Cold blooded, yes.

 

[cleaver]

is there plan in place to control immigration?

to the lounge?


oh...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thør]

is there plan in place to control immigration?

to the lounge?


oh...

Absolutely, all entrants are required to eat a crispy bacon appetizer, enjoy a liver sausage and anchovy salad before a tofu dinner.

 

[thør]

Best massage I ever had. .

What was his name?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Greypowerful]

Is the unicorn grazing in the New World, yet?

 

[HarryHill]

I could use a good massage, wash and wax

 

[Greypowerful]

I could use a good massage, wash and wax

Down, Boy!

 

[trysail]

is there plan in place to control immigration?

to the lounge?


oh...

I suppose you could ask for the establishment of qualifications for GBL Litizenship, the imposition of an exclusionary policy based thereupon, enforcement and the Lit equivalent of a wall.


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[HarryHill]

..
Wassabi!
...

 

[Froya]

http://socialnewsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ladylovin.gif

Mmmm... I quite like that one.

 

[Froya]

Try the Liberator wedge.

Such a useful little thing to have on hand.

 

[thør]

I'll tell you if you visit this place! He and I ate becoming friends. He wanted to come back and massage me for free before I go to the next place but I said no, but I'd hire him again if and when I come back here, A really lovely person, but that is a terrible business model: massage people for free if you like them

Are not ate.

Then, it's not business.......

 

[thør]

Such a useful little thing to have on hand.

Nice for reading before sleep, too.