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The Isolated Blurt Thread
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The waiting is the hardest part.
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Never heard of these before and it kinda sorta sounds like you're talking about big dangling titties bazooming about here, but...I could be wrong...
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...ooof...I can hear those huge jaggary drums pounding their prurient rhythms into my bloodstream e'en now...
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Jaggary Drums is a FUCKING BRILLIANT name. Laurelle!!!!
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I don't think there's anything sadder than little David Banner putting his bag on his shoulder and wandering off to the next town to that bleak piano music. 
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I don't think there's anything sadder than little David Banner putting his bag on his shoulder and wandering off to the next town to that bleak piano music.
I'm wrong.
Bluebell not posting anymore is sadderer. See all the broken hearts left littered around here in your absence, you horrible baking cunt.
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Eat the heart of a fallen star.
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..I don't think there's anything sadder than little David Banner putting his bag on his shoulder and wandering off to the next town to that bleak piano music.
The Hulk?
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Unless it's the rapper/hip hop personality, probably.
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Who wants to live forever!
I got a friend at 5'2" who has a bad time in office meetings. Her feet don't typically touch the floor and her legs go to sleep. She wears long dresses and can usually be found sitting cross legged in a meeting.
At 5'10-11ish have a hard time picturing sitting on something where your feet don't touch the ground. I'm sure it is uncomfortable.
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when i am in meetings i swing my feet like a child
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The tall ones are a pain in the ass.
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Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes...
...They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
"Short People"
-Randy Newman
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
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