The Isolated Blurt Thread

[Greypowerful]

My thought exactly.

I missed this. You NEED an avatar!

 

[Spins]

I'm kind of done with women...

...until I remember how awesome they smell.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Sweetheart!

Why do you think lingerie mesh bags for the washing machine are so popular ?Washing machines have been eating socks and delicate unmentionables since they were invented. The bags cannot slip into the outflow pipe. I have saved more feminine socks from being washed out to sea, by using lingerie bags. You have to snug the zippers, tho'.

 

[HarryHill]

There is a new bar in my future.

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reading tea leaves?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HarryHill]

under the bed/stove?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

You have my sympathies.My PataGucci socks hide from me, on washing day.They split up and hide in different spots.The socks that are not in high demand, lounge about in pairs,to mock me.

 

[trysail]

You have my sympathies. My PataGucci socks hide from me, on washing day. They split up and hide in different spots. The socks that are not in high demand, lounge about in pairs, to mock me.

That's a permutation of line 4 from paragraph iii of section II of Rule #151 of Murphy's Law.



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[HarryHill]

I found one under the bed. ( at the foot of the bed...) The others, who knows. I can replace the bra, but not the unicorn panties .

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None of these work?
...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[deehere]

So... candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Applies to tonic, too. Or a Shirley Temple! I've.never had one, but I know it's alcohol- free.

You could also try a virgin strawberry daiquiri or an O'doul's 99% alcohol free beer

 

[deehere]

http://www.ravishly.com/sites/default/files/pastedGraphic_0.png

Um...what?! Good thing he's not a girl with a bladder problem if he used that. Oops! He'd find out his error really quick. Needs Anatomy 101

 

[georgerb]

Sweetheart!

Why do you think lingerie mesh bags for the washing machine are so popular ?Washing machines have been eating socks and delicate unmentionables since they were invented. The bags cannot slip into the outflow pipe. I have saved more feminine socks from being washed out to sea, by using lingerie bags. You have to snug the zippers, tho'.

Lost socks and unmentionables become extra tupperware lids......

 

[TwinkleStars]

I miss bluebell.

 

[deehere]

You have my sympathies.My PataGucci socks hide from me, on washing day.They split up and hide in different spots.The socks that are not in high demand, lounge about in pairs,to mock me.

Maybe safety pin them together?

 

[Lorilei]

I miss bluebell.

I'm lucky, I have her number and was just texting with her a little while ago. I miss seeing her post here, though.

 

[lovetoread]

i miss the coconut ones.

m&ms, not tampons.

my youngest works at the m&ms and i get a bunch of candy

 

[HarryHill]

Fucker!

 

[HarryHill]

Maybe safety pin them together?

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great av,
reminds me of this song

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Maybe, she would like it in here ?

 

[toeskr]

So, provide something substantive, perhaps?

THAT would be a novel idea.

I did. Crickets. Nobody wanted to talk about crickets, you all were sleeping.

 

[pointless]

my youngest works at the m&ms and i get a bunch of candy

can he get the coconut ones?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

my youngest works at the m&ms and i get a bunch of candy

Something tells me you schemed and plotted that up on the down-low for your own purposes.

 

[deehere]

..
great av,
reminds me of this song

Thanks Harry! I finally learned how to put one up.