The Isolated Blurt Thread

[thør]

I just saw a tshirt on etsy that has ' pizza and anal' emblazoned on it. I cannot help think this is a great outfit for wearing for seeing my in laws. Shame it's too late.

Not too late for a headstone decoration?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Hard_Rom]

When I first took up painting for a living I got paint all over me. Now unlucky to get a couple of drips on me. There is a guy who will paint your whole house in a tuxedo. And if he gets any paint on the tux the job is for free.

Don't overload your roller. Don't let it spin freely. When moving it have it turn over a couple of times.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[trysail]

Need work ?

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http://www.npr.org/2017/03/14/52008...afraid-of-snakes-florida-needs-python-hunters



(NPR) South Florida officials tell the Tampa Bay Times they're hiring 25 people to kill pythons in the Everglades. The job pays $8.10 an hour plus the opportunity for bonuses.


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STEVE INSKEEP, HOST: Good morning, I'm Steve Inskeep with an opportunity for python hunters. South Florida officials tell The Tampa Bay Times they are hiring 25 people to kill the snakes in the Everglades. The job pays just over eight bucks an hour plus a bonus. If you kill a python, you are paid by the foot. The state web page with frequently asked questions says you must have a clean record, no wildlife-related offenses.

Can you use a firearm? Yes. Can you bring in the pythons live? No.

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[neci]

happy late birthday , Lori!

 

[Emerson40]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/bb75c0e0a1589385a5410f309a27e8f2/tumblr_omx763T1Bc1vb46leo1_400.gif

 

[Lorilei]

happy late birthday , Lori!

Thank you!

 

[Spins]

I'd like to learn to draw or paint.

 

[thør]

I'd like to learn to draw or paint.

https://i.cbc.ca/1.2801848.1431552622!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_300/draw-me-matchbook-cover.jpg

 

[Spins]

Those were the days. One could get a job through a matchbox and not sucking balls of every knobdick from HR on up.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I'd like to learn to draw or paint.

I wish I could draw too. That is a true born with skill, I think. Been trying to draw things like horses since I was a kid. Still suck at it. I might have an artistic streak but it doesn't extend to accurate drawing. Took art all through school. Didn't teach me to draw. Gained an appreciation for art history but not the mechanics of it.

Guy who taught me to carve can draw anything free hand and proportional. My carving drawings were more draftsman style than artist.

 

[dolf]

Jobs to do at 3am: email the shelter - Done. And now my nose is blocked up. Weasel is trying to get comfortable. ape is snoring. Sleep is unlikely.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcLKuGsvaK43kSQ/giphy.gif

 

[thør]

Jobs to do at 3am: email the shelter - Done. And now my nose is blocked up. Weasel is trying to get comfortable. ape is snoring. Sleep is unlikely.

Sorry about the lack of sleep.

 

[butters]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/bb75c0e0a1589385a5410f309a27e8f2/tumblr_omx763T1Bc1vb46leo1_400.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcLKuGsvaK43kSQ/giphy.gif

these are brilliant. the original made me grin and cringe in equal measure, but these just make me grin. thankyou

 

[phantom4533]

Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh.

 

[HarryHill]

blue and green eggs are local; my son gave me 7 doz. last week. Who wants an omelette?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Greypowerful]

Sure, bat those big hazel eyes, and mankind falls at your feet, Elle!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Greypowerful]

I hope not, tiresome to have to step over people, much better to have them stand up

TIRESOME!!!

 

[Pookie]

Thank you!

I missed it too, but I hope you had a fun day.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Thank you!

Gave you a heart on the Twat & the 'Gram, but didn't see a thread here, so...happy belated!